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I honestly could not come up with anything stupid to say to him. He just kept confusing me and I was just like fuckit you can go back to pushing carts now bro
I honestly could not come up with anything stupid to say to him. He just kept confusing me and I was just like fuckit you can go back to pushing carts now bro
^^^ I hear you. I have black rims on the front of my car for winter. Still have the enkeis on the back. Every kid asks me if i have a b16 and whats the 1/4 time becaue i have mismatched rims..lol. Hell im lucky i can do 70 on the hwy im not worrying about 1/4 times.
if someone ran up to me asking stupid questions. i would be so slick and be like "fast enough" then do a 3k rpm clutch dump do a mean burnout and leave in a cloak of smoke. lol but really i'd probably end up stallling and looking like a fool
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by team-savage »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">if someone ran up to me asking stupid questions. i would be so slick and be like "fast enough" then do a 3k rpm clutch dump do a mean burnout and leave in a cloak of smoke. lol but really i'd probably end up stallling and looking like a fool</TD></TR></TABLE>
3k, bah, drop it @ 7k burn the first 3 gears then hook up
3k, bah, drop it @ 7k burn the first 3 gears then hook up
ahaha. make sure they hear the V-tach and then yell v-tack bIATCH. that reminds me of this one time we were driving next to an eg hatch that had stickers all over the place i asked him what he had. he reply'd as follows. "B18C1 GSR v-tec ! JDM YO!" i then flipped him off and shook my head.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by team-savage »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">ahaha. make sure they hear the V-tach and then yell v-tack bIATCH. that reminds me of this one time we were driving next to an eg hatch that had stickers all over the place i asked him what he had. he reply'd as follows. "B18C1 GSR v-tec ! JDM YO!" i then flipped him off and shook my head. </TD></TR></TABLE>
i LOL'd
i LOL'd
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Somebody clear this up for me. Is the driver on the right or left in the car? It appears there is a stearing wheel for LHD, but I only see someone on the right.
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Somebody clear this up for me. Is the driver on the right or left in the car? It appears there is a stearing wheel for LHD, but I only see someone on the right.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by pSI civic »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Its lhd someone else said the guy on the right was doing something else.</TD></TR></TABLE>
easy. he is looking down. which means he is datalogging.
how do i know this? have you ever tried to stare at a wideband during a 3rd gear pull to make sure your A/F is 13:1ish all the way to redline?
***** impossible. almost. this ends the enigma of the passenger. moving right along.
vega, that guy actually wasnt super stupid. basically what he was saying is, he is dumped on 15 inch wheels, but probably has 205mm tires and wants 195mm.
you jsut have to speak "ricer" like i do. he just didnt have the vocab, but his idea was right.
easy. he is looking down. which means he is datalogging.
how do i know this? have you ever tried to stare at a wideband during a 3rd gear pull to make sure your A/F is 13:1ish all the way to redline?
***** impossible. almost. this ends the enigma of the passenger. moving right along.
vega, that guy actually wasnt super stupid. basically what he was saying is, he is dumped on 15 inch wheels, but probably has 205mm tires and wants 195mm.
you jsut have to speak "ricer" like i do. he just didnt have the vocab, but his idea was right.
yeah i know he wasn't the stupest guy I have ever met...but how do you go from having the same 13" tires as I do to know having Blades. And then mee you rolled your fenders but just a second ago you had a confused look on your face when I said you need to roll your fenders.
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by vega_box »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I guess he was feeling my Super Low Flat look
It ain't low enough if you ain't got Sidewall Wear

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lol that wheel looks like a dayton
It ain't low enough if you ain't got Sidewall Wear

</TD></TR></TABLE>lol that wheel looks like a dayton
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it is an inside joke stemming from an internet bulletin that you know nothing about. that is all.
edit: cats? meet forrest. forrest plump.
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Now I see why you like Georgia
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Doesnt matter what u got out there in the boonies, west coast so cal is where its at. One day at Huntington Beach in the summer and you'd see some real ***
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Yea fake ***
it is an inside joke stemming from an internet bulletin that you know nothing about. that is all.
edit: cats? meet forrest. forrest plump.
</TD></TR></TABLE>Now I see why you like Georgia
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Doesnt matter what u got out there in the boonies, west coast so cal is where its at. One day at Huntington Beach in the summer and you'd see some real ***
</TD></TR></TABLE>Yea fake ***
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Yea fake ***</TD></TR></TABLE>
Other parts may be fake but the *** is real.
Yea fake ***</TD></TR></TABLE>
Other parts may be fake but the *** is real.
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Other parts may be fake but the *** is real. </TD></TR></TABLE>
huntington beach california is the hardest place to get layed, but i got my buddy layed over there at hurricanes. but we had to coax the girl over to kilarneys where is more chill. if my gf sees this she is going to go apeshit.
Other parts may be fake but the *** is real. </TD></TR></TABLE>
huntington beach california is the hardest place to get layed, but i got my buddy layed over there at hurricanes. but we had to coax the girl over to kilarneys where is more chill. if my gf sees this she is going to go apeshit.
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vega, that guy actually wasnt super stupid. .</TD></TR></TABLE>
I was thinking the same thing. I have worse "conversations" than that on a daily basis almost with the "young and upcoming street ricers" that come into my shop...wanting to drop that "new CRV swap" in their Civic (that was the last ricer story)
Hell, here it is...
Him- Hey, you still got that white car
Me-No, I sold it a few years back
Him- Oh, man that thing was sweet, why'd you sell it
Me-It was finished, I got a nice offer so I let it go a while back
Him-so you gave up on em'
Me-No, I still have a car, a CRX
Him-Oh yeah, I just bought that car for $2500 (points outside to a 92-95 coupe with a Xenon kit, whale tail, Euro tails, and in pretty beat shape)
Me-Oh yeah, that's nice, any plans for it
Him- Yeah, we're gonna do that new CRV swap in it
Me (pause...blank look)...K20??
Him-no the factory turbo CRV
Me-blank look... (I know he is talking about the RDX...but I think I'll just try to cut this convo short)...yeah, that'll be nice
Him...Yeah, we're gonna build it top to bottom
Me...OK...give me a shout if you need any parts
Him-so what's yours run
Me-what do you mean?
Him-in the 1/4
Me-man, I don't know...it's kinda slow
Him-cool, well alright
Me...cool
vega, that guy actually wasnt super stupid. .</TD></TR></TABLE>
I was thinking the same thing. I have worse "conversations" than that on a daily basis almost with the "young and upcoming street ricers" that come into my shop...wanting to drop that "new CRV swap" in their Civic (that was the last ricer story)
Hell, here it is...
Him- Hey, you still got that white car
Me-No, I sold it a few years back
Him- Oh, man that thing was sweet, why'd you sell it
Me-It was finished, I got a nice offer so I let it go a while back
Him-so you gave up on em'
Me-No, I still have a car, a CRX
Him-Oh yeah, I just bought that car for $2500 (points outside to a 92-95 coupe with a Xenon kit, whale tail, Euro tails, and in pretty beat shape)
Me-Oh yeah, that's nice, any plans for it
Him- Yeah, we're gonna do that new CRV swap in it
Me (pause...blank look)...K20??
Him-no the factory turbo CRV
Me-blank look... (I know he is talking about the RDX...but I think I'll just try to cut this convo short)...yeah, that'll be nice
Him...Yeah, we're gonna build it top to bottom
Me...OK...give me a shout if you need any parts
Him-so what's yours run
Me-what do you mean?
Him-in the 1/4
Me-man, I don't know...it's kinda slow
Him-cool, well alright
Me...cool
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they are different
they are different
Well the part numbers are the same on majestic. I put a zc in my girls 91 hf and it is running very lean. The plugs are white as paper. Any suggestions? I am running the Si ecu.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Autoworks »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I was thinking the same thing. I have worse "conversations" than that on a daily basis almost with the "young and upcoming street ricers" that come into my shop...wanting to drop that "new CRV swap" in their Civic (that was the last ricer story)
Hell, here it is...
Him- Hey, you still got that white car
Me-No, I sold it a few years back
Him- Oh, man that thing was sweet, why'd you sell it
Me-It was finished, I got a nice offer so I let it go a while back
Him-so you gave up on em'
Me-No, I still have a car, a CRX
Him-Oh yeah, I just bought that car for $2500 (points outside to a 92-95 coupe with a Xenon kit, whale tail, Euro tails, and in pretty beat shape)
Me-Oh yeah, that's nice, any plans for it
Him- Yeah, we're gonna do that new CRV swap in it
Me (pause...blank look)...K20??
Him-no the factory turbo CRV
Me-blank look... (I know he is talking about the RDX...but I think I'll just try to cut this convo short)...yeah, that'll be nice
Him...Yeah, we're gonna build it top to bottom
Me...OK...give me a shout if you need any parts
Him-so what's yours run
Me-what do you mean?
Him-in the 1/4
Me-man, I don't know...it's kinda slow
Him-cool, well alright
Me...cool</TD></TR></TABLE>
dont mean to quotwe that whole big section so ill just say this.....Doesnt it suck when people liek that talk to u but if you are working at a place of buisness u cant say **** and have to actually try and help them!??
Hell, here it is...
Him- Hey, you still got that white car
Me-No, I sold it a few years back
Him- Oh, man that thing was sweet, why'd you sell it
Me-It was finished, I got a nice offer so I let it go a while back
Him-so you gave up on em'
Me-No, I still have a car, a CRX
Him-Oh yeah, I just bought that car for $2500 (points outside to a 92-95 coupe with a Xenon kit, whale tail, Euro tails, and in pretty beat shape)
Me-Oh yeah, that's nice, any plans for it
Him- Yeah, we're gonna do that new CRV swap in it
Me (pause...blank look)...K20??
Him-no the factory turbo CRV
Me-blank look... (I know he is talking about the RDX...but I think I'll just try to cut this convo short)...yeah, that'll be nice
Him...Yeah, we're gonna build it top to bottom
Me...OK...give me a shout if you need any parts
Him-so what's yours run
Me-what do you mean?
Him-in the 1/4
Me-man, I don't know...it's kinda slow
Him-cool, well alright
Me...cool</TD></TR></TABLE>
dont mean to quotwe that whole big section so ill just say this.....Doesnt it suck when people liek that talk to u but if you are working at a place of buisness u cant say **** and have to actually try and help them!??
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by NAallTheWAY »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I've got all of you beat...
As I was opening the door to get into my RSX a couple years ago outside a restaurant...
Ricer: Hey, dude, nice Accord.
Me: (lol) Ahh, thanks....dude.</TD></TR></TABLE>
hell, I;ve got a trophy from 01' that is "Best of Show Accord"...I had a 00' Civic Coupe
King of The Burbs...lol WTF
As I was opening the door to get into my RSX a couple years ago outside a restaurant...
Ricer: Hey, dude, nice Accord.
Me: (lol) Ahh, thanks....dude.</TD></TR></TABLE>
hell, I;ve got a trophy from 01' that is "Best of Show Accord"...I had a 00' Civic Coupe
King of The Burbs...lol WTF
i have a pretty decent one (keep in mind i lvie in north dakota lol, so it gets pretty bad)
him hey man where is your CRX?
me ahh sitting at home...it sucks
him hey check this out! (leading me towards his trunk...)
him check out this turbo! its off a Deisel truck, im going to throw it in my hatch (EF Hatch)
me (knowing he doesnt even havea job) o sweet man let me know when, i wanna see that baby
him and also I know what im going to do with the outside of my car!
me o yea?
him well they dont make the Wings West kit anymore (im pretty sure They do) so im going to mold 3inches of fiberglass along the bottom of the whole car and paint it flat balck!!! (his car is red and in really decent shape he bought from my buddy)
me sweet dood you should get on that!!! (then I drove away)
true story....sigh...north dakota ricers are bad.....
him hey man where is your CRX?
me ahh sitting at home...it sucks
him hey check this out! (leading me towards his trunk...)
him check out this turbo! its off a Deisel truck, im going to throw it in my hatch (EF Hatch)
me (knowing he doesnt even havea job) o sweet man let me know when, i wanna see that baby
him and also I know what im going to do with the outside of my car!
me o yea?
him well they dont make the Wings West kit anymore (im pretty sure They do) so im going to mold 3inches of fiberglass along the bottom of the whole car and paint it flat balck!!! (his car is red and in really decent shape he bought from my buddy)
me sweet dood you should get on that!!! (then I drove away)
true story....sigh...north dakota ricers are bad.....
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dont mean to quotwe that whole big section so ill just say this.....Doesnt it suck when people liek that talk to u but if you are working at a place of buisness u cant say **** and have to actually try and help them!??</TD></TR></TABLE>
I love it. I can actually make fun of the bastards without them knowing though.
Just two days ago someone walked up to me and ask me "excuse me where are the mens clothing?"
I pointed and said "yeah they are right over there in the mens section"
dont mean to quotwe that whole big section so ill just say this.....Doesnt it suck when people liek that talk to u but if you are working at a place of buisness u cant say **** and have to actually try and help them!??</TD></TR></TABLE>
I love it. I can actually make fun of the bastards without them knowing though.
Just two days ago someone walked up to me and ask me "excuse me where are the mens clothing?"
I pointed and said "yeah they are right over there in the mens section"
you should come on down to tha GA
we were sittin at a car wash one night with a bunch of people and these two kids come up, start bullshittin (keep in mind theres like 35 cars around the parkin lot) these kids couldnt have been older than say 17, 18 at most. so everyone in my crew wants to roll so we say "we are out of here"...the kids say "can we follow you?" we were like "sure I guess" (we thought they were in like a sentra or a civic something cool-er) these kids run over to a :
1995-96 Nissan Quest mini van mod list:
aluminium wing on the roof
cardboard body kit (fo real)
ford probe gt wheels
fart can clamped on the exhaust (not cut off but on the end)
and every auto zone sticker you can think of
we dipped real quick
we were sittin at a car wash one night with a bunch of people and these two kids come up, start bullshittin (keep in mind theres like 35 cars around the parkin lot) these kids couldnt have been older than say 17, 18 at most. so everyone in my crew wants to roll so we say "we are out of here"...the kids say "can we follow you?" we were like "sure I guess" (we thought they were in like a sentra or a civic something cool-er) these kids run over to a :
1995-96 Nissan Quest mini van mod list:
aluminium wing on the roof
cardboard body kit (fo real)
ford probe gt wheels
fart can clamped on the exhaust (not cut off but on the end)
and every auto zone sticker you can think of
we dipped real quick



