vntperformance

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the garage
Not a turbo was spooling, not even the dodge.

The tools were all hung, by the compressor with care
Waiting for the day that my turbo kit would get there

The turbo's were ordered, the ship dates were crap
So I settled down for a long winters nap
So as I finished my jack Daniels, and made my way to bed
Visions of intercoolers danced in my head

When from the garage, there arose such a clatter
I jumped up from the john, to see what's the matter
When up on the rooftop, I could now see clear
A brown ups truck, with 8 tiny reindeer

I rubbed my eyes and squinted, for this I could not believe
Instead of antlers, they had t-63's
and front mount intercoolers, hung from their neck
i needed a closer look, and thought "what the heck"

I made my way to the garage, and what did I see
A fat little bald guy, with a package for me
The door was locked tight, so it was unclear,
Just how that portly UPS guy got here

And just as I thought, how will he leave,
I saw the boost controller mounted on his sleeve
And as he hit the trans brake, the reindeers spooled up
And the ups truck sat there, backfired and hiccupped

Then shot from the roof, with a surge and a woosh
For a second there I thought he had juice
"on Tial, On Greddy, on Garret and GT!"
I heard him exclaim as he sped away from me

And as that UPS truck disappeared to the light, I heard

"Merry Boosting to all, and to all a good night"

enjoy.
vnt

TeStUdO

Did you make that up?? Kind of enjoyable

J.R.

hehe nice

TrueNorthStar

LMAO

SchoolN'U

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I rubbed my eyes and squinted, for this I could not believe
Instead of antlers, they had t-63's
and front mount intercoolers, hung from their neck
i needed a closer look, and thought "what the heck"

I made my way to the garage, and what did I see
A fat little bald guy, with a package for me
The door was locked tight, so it was unclear,
Just how that portly UPS guy got here
</TD></TR></TABLE>

haha, good jingle

IntegracinGSR

thats awesome.. where'd it come from.. did you make that up yourself?

PM-Performance

too much time on your hands, lol. very good though.

PeakBoost

very creative if you wrote that..

yellowturbo

10/10 !

Mase

i remember seeing that last year, but its still worth reading again

vntperformance

one of my supra buddies wrote it.

happy holidays to everyone!!!!!!
vnt

Rod.

nice