OT: You know your a drag racer if....
06-05-2002, 02:28 PM
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OT: You know your a drag racer if....
i created this list a couple of years ago....
enjoy!!!
You know your a drag racer if...
You have parachute for your car.
You have SIX clutch plates, and ONE gear.
Rebuild your clutch when you get home every night.
Wheelies are only good for demos.
Flames shooting out of your exhaust is considered "normal."
(FWD) If your rear wheels are from bicycles
(RWD) If your front wheels are from bicycles
"All" your clothes are flame retardent.
You have HUGE wing on the rear of your car.
1/2 mile is too far.
You do a burn out first, before you leave home/work.
The only tire companies you know of is HOOSIER & MICKEY THOMPSON.
You can lift the entire body of the car with both hands.
You have a fire supression system inside your car.
You have a roll cage.
You hate turning.
You consider the traffic light as "the tree".
You "stage" your car at every red light.
You "stage" your car at every stop sign.
Before the light turns green, you rev the engine to redline.
Your car runs on pure alcohol.
ALL MOTOR is a way of life.
Kenny Bernstein and John Force are your mentors.
You have a back-up car.
You have a $200,000 rig & trailer.
You chew gum.
Rebuilding your engine in just 60 minutes is not stressfull at all.
Your reaction time is 0.002.
Your conversations with people include the words/phrases:
whew
damn
gosh darn
I don't know what happen...
He got me at the light...
Started to vibrate really bad...
I saw smoke...
Then I saw fire.
Then I flipped over...
There's always next year...
That lane is working good for everyone...
BOOM!
Blow out
Spun 'em real bad...
I like to thank my sponsors..
You talk really fast (like your on speed),
You speak with a southern accent even though your NOT from the south.
You drag race your riding lawn mower against your neighbors.
Down the street from your home/work you have a 1/4mi painted on the street.
You have a huge water puddle in front of your driveway.
Your mad at yourself when you "light 'em up" at a stop light/sign.
When asked what kind of car you drive, you answer "Funny car, ProStock or Top Fuel?"
Your screen names are RT0.0002, NHRA, IHRA, FASTEST1/4MILE, etc.
You consider breaking 300mph is easy.
enjoy!!!
You know your a drag racer if...
You have parachute for your car.
You have SIX clutch plates, and ONE gear.
Rebuild your clutch when you get home every night.
Wheelies are only good for demos.
Flames shooting out of your exhaust is considered "normal."
(FWD) If your rear wheels are from bicycles
(RWD) If your front wheels are from bicycles
"All" your clothes are flame retardent.
You have HUGE wing on the rear of your car.
1/2 mile is too far.
You do a burn out first, before you leave home/work.
The only tire companies you know of is HOOSIER & MICKEY THOMPSON.
You can lift the entire body of the car with both hands.
You have a fire supression system inside your car.
You have a roll cage.
You hate turning.
You consider the traffic light as "the tree".
You "stage" your car at every red light.
You "stage" your car at every stop sign.
Before the light turns green, you rev the engine to redline.
Your car runs on pure alcohol.
ALL MOTOR is a way of life.
Kenny Bernstein and John Force are your mentors.
You have a back-up car.
You have a $200,000 rig & trailer.
You chew gum.
Rebuilding your engine in just 60 minutes is not stressfull at all.
Your reaction time is 0.002.
Your conversations with people include the words/phrases:
whew
damn
gosh darn
I don't know what happen...
He got me at the light...
Started to vibrate really bad...
I saw smoke...
Then I saw fire.
Then I flipped over...
There's always next year...
That lane is working good for everyone...
BOOM!
Blow out
Spun 'em real bad...
I like to thank my sponsors..
You talk really fast (like your on speed),
You speak with a southern accent even though your NOT from the south.
You drag race your riding lawn mower against your neighbors.
Down the street from your home/work you have a 1/4mi painted on the street.
You have a huge water puddle in front of your driveway.
Your mad at yourself when you "light 'em up" at a stop light/sign.
When asked what kind of car you drive, you answer "Funny car, ProStock or Top Fuel?"
Your screen names are RT0.0002, NHRA, IHRA, FASTEST1/4MILE, etc.
You consider breaking 300mph is easy.
06-05-2002, 09:31 PM
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Re: OT: You know your a drag racer if.... (YodaIsGod)
Down the street from your home/work you have a 1/4mi painted on the street.
I measured it back in the 9th grade as part of a science project. 15 years later I ended up buying the house!
Coincidence????? MAYBE!
06-06-2002, 11:54 AM
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Re: OT: You know your a drag racer if.... (Mista Bone)
you're a true drag racer if all you care about is knocking off another tenth off your et..
That about sums it up for everybody.
That about sums it up for everybody.
06-06-2002, 12:33 PM
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Re: OT: You know your a drag racer if.... (Mista Bone)
From the traffic light near the house to the 35 mph speed limit sign in my front yard is 1324 feet. I just can't get slowed down in the last 36 feet before the driveway.
I measured it back in the 9th grade as part of a science project. 15 years later I ended up buying the house!
Coincidence????? MAYBE!
I measured it back in the 9th grade as part of a science project. 15 years later I ended up buying the house!
Coincidence????? MAYBE!
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