perhaps this sounds farfetched.. i want to hook plates up under my door handle to shock the fuc out of people that try and open my door when the alarm is on.. have it connected to a couple of capacitors.. when the capicitors discharge the energy the alarm goes off and the crook is laying on the ground immobolized. then take handcuffs and lock the bitch up. let my rot/aussie shepard have his way with the fool. if someone ganks my whip the eastern blood will flow if i catch them. infact i dont think i would be able to control my anger. the headlines would read car thief killed in the middle of the act. also put a huge snake in your car. any other ideas suggestions flawthrower hooked up underneath the door something?

 

what the ****?

 

lol what is this 007?

 

Hi, i'm Earth. Have we met?

 

Do you want to go to jail or what

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by BauleyCivic &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hi, i'm Earth. Have we met?</TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by skrewdriver88 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Do you want to go to jail or what</TD></TR></TABLE>

What they said.

 

Think about the liability of shocking random people.
You'd get sued for sure.

 

So what happens when they try to break the window to get in? The car explodes....?

LMFAO!!!

 

I was readin till u said "Let my dog have his way with them"

Then I stopped..

 

wowzer, go go gadget car

 

I have a viper alarm system that helps me sleep at night but if you want to be exotic you could keep a band of circus midgets startigicly placed about your car to gag and hog tie any intruders, maybe even dress them in nothing but tutu's and drag them into heavily populated public areas.

 

I once put razor baldes under my dash so when the dumb *** broke in and reached under to rip the arm out they got cut. Well someone was dumb enough to break into the car at the movies and cut themselves pretty bad. I got out to my car the window was smashed and blood was everywhere. And when I say everywhere I mean it was all over my car. Luckly they did not steal anything but it was a pain to clean all the blood off and replace the broken window. I had to use a ton of hydrogen proxide.

I am assuming the person was alone b/c if it was other people i think they would have destroyed my car.

There are other tricks I have sinced learn to do with my car that causes severe harm to someone trying to steal it. I would rather the person get f*cked up trying to steal my **** and make it harder for them. Then if they do try and sue me.....well I will deal with that when the time comes.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by underpressure02 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I once put razor baldes under my dash so when the dumb *** broke in and reached under to rip the arm out they got cut. Well someone was dumb enough to break into the car at the movies and cut themselves pretty bad. I got out to my car the window was smashed and blood was everywhere. And when I say everywhere I mean it was all over my car. Luckly they did not steal anything but it was a pain to clean all the blood off and replace the broken window. I had to use a ton of hydrogen proxide.

I am assuming the person was alone b/c if it was other people i think they would have destroyed my car.

There are other tricks I have sinced learn to do with my car that causes severe harm to someone trying to steal it. I would rather the person get f*cked up trying to steal my **** and make it harder for them. Then if they do try and sue me.....well I will deal with that when the time comes. </TD></TR></TABLE> the razor blade was a good idea

 

get a boot

 

"how about a dog, or bees, or wait how about dogs with bees, and when the dog barks, it shoots bees out it's mouth." - Homer Simpson

no a better idea, you could sleep in the back seat with a gun and shot the f**ker who walks by your car, so that they don't even have the chance to think about stealing your car. or better yet, you could sleep in the car next to you car and shot the F**KER who walks by your car.

If a thief wants your car, they are gonna get at it regardless

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by underpressure02 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I once put razor baldes under my dash so when the dumb *** broke in and reached under to rip the arm out they got cut. Well someone was dumb enough to break into the car at the movies and cut themselves pretty bad. I got out to my car the window was smashed and blood was everywhere. And when I say everywhere I mean it was all over my car. Luckly they did not steal anything but it was a pain to clean all the blood off and replace the broken window. I had to use a ton of hydrogen proxide.

I am assuming the person was alone b/c if it was other people i think they would have destroyed my car.

There are other tricks I have sinced learn to do with my car that causes severe harm to someone trying to steal it. I would rather the person get f*cked up trying to steal my **** and make it harder for them. Then if they do try and sue me.....well I will deal with that when the time comes. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Good idea

 

uh what if you lock your keys in the car?
you're going to shock yourself haha. go for it dude. you deserve an electric shock.

 

AHAHAHAHA

[on floor, coffee all over keyboard]