for some reason this made me ROFTLMAO







S2000 Airline ready for take off LMAO



NOT photoshop the link http://www.nsxfiles.com/otc200...0.htm

"Active Aero Big *** Ugly Wing"

 

id aperciate it if you would ask for my permission before posting pics of my monster

 

yes, and the AABAUW was quite functional at one time. It is adjustable by a switch in the center console and was designed to be very similar to the Chapparel wing. However, it is only 18" and not 24" deep, IIRC.

The AABAUW has been retired. It became more of a parachute over time.

 

so i take it this wing was functional

 

I hope you really aren't making fun of that car. I will put money that it would wax your *** all over a road course.

 

ummm ... ooops? ... i just found just pic when i search for the "front splitter" you were looking for in yer other thread .... not tryna be an ***

 

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that kick i gave ya last week not enough?

 

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that kick i gave ya last week not enough? </TD></TR></TABLE>

ahahaha pls stop

 

i hope you didnt take me serious thinking thats really my car...

 

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i wasnt makin fun of the car ... it just made me laugh how big the wing is ... its just one of those things everytime we see ricer cars in the street and made us "giggle"

 

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True. Granted how ugly it does make the car look, it is functional.


I want the front teeth for my bumper!

 

that wing is, well....GINORMOUS!

 

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I want the front teeth for my bumper!</TD></TR></TABLE>

The Shark car? Piranah? Mosquito? The Intimidator?

 

i don't think i could put teeth on my S, just weird

 

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it would be just as hard as having to putting my puppy to sleep, I couldn't do either

 

OMG How GAy!!

 

Is that Doug Hayashi's S2K?

 

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rawr!</TD></TR></TABLE>

OH MAN LOL thats good stuff made my night

 

what a waste of a good car

 

I dont give a **** how fast or functional that car is...that wing is rediculous. I could slap a pack of hotdogs on my *** with tape and say that it helps with buffering my skin when i sit down, therefore its functional...but i mean...damn.

 

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Just hope one doesn't get misplaced LOL
You made me laugh.

 

Hey man...insertion is a risk, but maybe AEM will make a block off valve or something to prevent hot dog insertion if i accidently sit in a puddle of water or something...lol.

 

What's not understood is how funny it is that the hideous monster, driven by the right man (Doug Hayashi), can catch and pass very built track cars.

It's one thing to see a lowly 4-banger S2000 behind your Porschuh GT bi-turbo 999 and then get passed by one, and it's totally another thing to get passed by one with teeth.

The teeth give the car the effect on the track. You have to meet and know Doug to see where he's coming from. I've, luckily, had the chance to meet him close to 4 years ago now.

He's also authored the following (the pyramid of speed):
http://www.nsxfiles.com/Pyramid_of_speed.htm

 

I personally think that car is badass.


Maybe everyone would like it more if that was a Mugen wing, and it had a body kit on it.

 

Regardless of how it's sugar coated, that **** is hideous. And it may just be my situation (though i doubt it) but i think the S2000 is a car that needs to retain its cosmetic superiority to other roadsters on the market, its small but sleek...aggresive but sexy...it really just kills me to see such a monsterous hunk of metal hanging off the back of it...but thats his car, and if thats what he/she wanted, thats all that matters...from an opinionated online web message board standpoint though, its ugly as ****.

Function and form go hand in hand...im sure we could have the perfect cars for motorsport purposes, but if we were to build them perfectly, they'd probobly be but *** ugly, so we take the cars as they are and make them fast (or try to) but for people like me, when it gets to a point where it ruins how the car looks, i jump ship.