What's the funniest/stupidest comment you've had on your civic?
03-03-2004, 06:39 PM
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#3 Go to a near by honda dealership. I ask
( for no reason, I already knew) what engine does the S2000 have?
Short bald guys says V6. (I wanted to correct him so bad.)
#4 I'm on wiles road in CoralSprings 96 mustang V6 yellow is in the next lane.
At the light. Now im in my stock dx. before I crashed it.
Mustang driver looks at me and says: POS rice burner, HONDA can lick my ***.
ME: I'm sure plenty of hatchbacks raped your V6 already.
Idiot: Well see when the light turns green.
Me: My D15 is such a POS, eats oil like nothing, barely wins anything.
Light turns green, I thought this V6 was going to destroy me.
The look on his face after blow past him and blowing blue smoke in front of his face : Priceless
( for no reason, I already knew) what engine does the S2000 have?
Short bald guys says V6. (I wanted to correct him so bad.)
#4 I'm on wiles road in CoralSprings 96 mustang V6 yellow is in the next lane.
At the light. Now im in my stock dx. before I crashed it.
Mustang driver looks at me and says: POS rice burner, HONDA can lick my ***.
ME: I'm sure plenty of hatchbacks raped your V6 already.
Idiot: Well see when the light turns green.
Me: My D15 is such a POS, eats oil like nothing, barely wins anything.
Light turns green, I thought this V6 was going to destroy me.
The look on his face after blow past him and blowing blue smoke in front of his face : Priceless
03-03-2004, 08:21 PM
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Re: (Soichiro-Honda)
i was in mcdonalds drive thru and some kids saw my air ride tank and came up to my window and asked "you got nawz on this"?
03-04-2004, 03:58 AM
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#1: i went to the local honda dealership and asked the salesman why even new civics (this was in 01) don't come with glove compartment locks when my 89 accord had them. his response, "how do i know, i just sell 'em!" wow thanks for that renewed confidence in your knowledge.
a pontiac salesman manning the honda station for a couple minutes at my mall's car show answered this for me the right way some time later by saying that the civic's an economy car, entry level, so regardless of its technology, some features won't be on the lower level car because the accord has them.
#2: i was stopped at my city's DUI/registration checkpoint, there's about 8 cops standing there, with one that keeps circling my car, trying to make me nervous about finding illegal stuff. he comes to my window and says,
"you know your foglights are on."
"yeah and?"
"they're supposed to be used as high beams."
"oh okay (turn them off)"
"alright" and waves me on through.
the last cop i pass in the group turns and yells,
"have a nice night meow!"
there was a red light about 30 feet away, i hang my head out the window and yell back at them, "hey that's super troopers!" and they all bust out laughing. it's good to know that local police watches movies like that! kinda restored a lot of faith into the local police for me, knowing that they're fun guys.
a pontiac salesman manning the honda station for a couple minutes at my mall's car show answered this for me the right way some time later by saying that the civic's an economy car, entry level, so regardless of its technology, some features won't be on the lower level car because the accord has them.
#2: i was stopped at my city's DUI/registration checkpoint, there's about 8 cops standing there, with one that keeps circling my car, trying to make me nervous about finding illegal stuff. he comes to my window and says,
"you know your foglights are on."
"yeah and?"
"they're supposed to be used as high beams."
"oh okay (turn them off)"
"alright" and waves me on through.
the last cop i pass in the group turns and yells,
"have a nice night meow!"
there was a red light about 30 feet away, i hang my head out the window and yell back at them, "hey that's super troopers!" and they all bust out laughing. it's good to know that local police watches movies like that! kinda restored a lot of faith into the local police for me, knowing that they're fun guys.
03-04-2004, 06:53 AM
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ive had my share of stupid people come up to me.
- "hey man why don't you get one of those vafc's and ture ur vtec so it kicks in at like 1,000 rpm?"
- this girl was in my car and she was like damn my car is so much smoother when i shift ( she has an auto)
-a ricer asked me if i had a front mount intake and i was like no, thats my intercooler. He was like oh well you should get a front mount intake instead.
-after i installed my boost gauge, air to fuel, and oil pressure this ricer was like o man now you just need a voltgauge and youll be all set
-i was loading bags of topsoil into this customers tauus SHO and i was talkin to him and he swore his car had 600 hp stock i was just like yeah ok.
- i always get those idiots who use the excuse that their clutch was slippin after they lose a race to me.
- a supra pulls up next to me and asks hey you wanna run ( knowing id lose at the time I was like nah im pretty out of shape id rather keep on driving thanks thou.
-im talking to my friend about my car and this kid butts in out of nowhere " why dont you just shut up and get a real car you know something fast." later that day i see him climbing into his 80ish rusted out jeep.
- "hey man why don't you get one of those vafc's and ture ur vtec so it kicks in at like 1,000 rpm?"
- this girl was in my car and she was like damn my car is so much smoother when i shift ( she has an auto)
-a ricer asked me if i had a front mount intake and i was like no, thats my intercooler. He was like oh well you should get a front mount intake instead.
-after i installed my boost gauge, air to fuel, and oil pressure this ricer was like o man now you just need a voltgauge and youll be all set
-i was loading bags of topsoil into this customers tauus SHO and i was talkin to him and he swore his car had 600 hp stock i was just like yeah ok.
- i always get those idiots who use the excuse that their clutch was slippin after they lose a race to me.
- a supra pulls up next to me and asks hey you wanna run ( knowing id lose at the time I was like nah im pretty out of shape id rather keep on driving thanks thou.
-im talking to my friend about my car and this kid butts in out of nowhere " why dont you just shut up and get a real car you know something fast." later that day i see him climbing into his 80ish rusted out jeep.
03-04-2004, 07:27 AM
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FUNNY *** ****!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had a lot of those since i got my car. here are my contributions....
ricer: yo what kind of rims are those??
me: those are OEM steelies, there 14's.
ricer: are those light?
me: yeah...i guess
ricer: yeah i have 11 inch rims on my GS400 at home. (note: he drives a 1989 nissan maxima.)
little kids: DO U HAVE NAWWWWWWWWWWWZ????????
dumb guy: is that a honda vtec??? (points at car)
me: yeah its a honda Vtec......
i had a lot of those since i got my car. here are my contributions....
ricer: yo what kind of rims are those??
me: those are OEM steelies, there 14's.
ricer: are those light?
me: yeah...i guess
ricer: yeah i have 11 inch rims on my GS400 at home. (note: he drives a 1989 nissan maxima.)
little kids: DO U HAVE NAWWWWWWWWWWWZ????????
dumb guy: is that a honda vtec??? (points at car)
me: yeah its a honda Vtec......
03-04-2004, 07:32 AM
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i have a few stories also....
~ i pulled up to my friends house with my 00 si, and some kid came up and said.."damn, thats a nice car, but it'll look even better with those LED washer nozzles and valve stem flashers!!" the funny thing was that he was serious!
~ i raced a for probe gt which supposedly had a 350+ HP crate motor and nitrous. well, i beat the crap out of the car, and he said..the motor is not running right, i couldnt reach my nitrous, and my air-conditioning switch got stuck on and it slowed me down. (he really has a stock motor by the way).
~my friend got some "DOMESTICS SUCK" vinyls made, and since then, he had gotten 15 middle fingers. Then just yesterday, a FORD deisel truck was riding on his *** (honking the horn with his middle finger out the window)
~ i get" why did you paint it purple?" i have the oem ebp 2000 civic
si
~ The one thing i hate is..." ohhh the fast and the furious eh?" i know damn well that i started working on my car wayyyy before that damn movie came out!! people think that because i have body work, and engine work, i am copying off of that movie!
~ i pulled up to my friends house with my 00 si, and some kid came up and said.."damn, thats a nice car, but it'll look even better with those LED washer nozzles and valve stem flashers!!" the funny thing was that he was serious!
~ i raced a for probe gt which supposedly had a 350+ HP crate motor and nitrous. well, i beat the crap out of the car, and he said..the motor is not running right, i couldnt reach my nitrous, and my air-conditioning switch got stuck on and it slowed me down. (he really has a stock motor by the way).
~my friend got some "DOMESTICS SUCK" vinyls made, and since then, he had gotten 15 middle fingers. Then just yesterday, a FORD deisel truck was riding on his *** (honking the horn with his middle finger out the window)
~ i get" why did you paint it purple?" i have the oem ebp 2000 civic
si
~ The one thing i hate is..." ohhh the fast and the furious eh?" i know damn well that i started working on my car wayyyy before that damn movie came out!! people think that because i have body work, and engine work, i am copying off of that movie!
03-04-2004, 07:44 AM
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I just got this one ... Some kid in a riced out EX gets beside me at a light IN WORK TRAFFIC to say "Ey, y0! Lets go on green, feel me? so Im like wow what a fucktard. So there was no traffic in front of us and when the light turned green sure enough he dumped it from the rev limiter and was roasting the tires, i slowly take off and hes gettin on it while im driving slow until i get into mid 2nd and he stops and i say take off i will when you do and he does i pulled on him by about 2 car lots and at the next light hes like "y0 that car is mad fast what you got one of demz spoon engines from japan or something?" i roll my window up and turn the music to full blast while shaking my head in disgust
03-04-2004, 07:48 AM
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haha this morning.!!
ricer kid up the block. stupid riced out 99 ex huge wing, rims, not dropped tips all kinda stupid peing kid pep boy decals.
ricer-oh i didn't see your Si out back you sold it..
me-nope its at my new house saved.
ricer-i got some rims for sale.
me-i like my stock gsrs on there now.
me-plus aftermarket rims u use are heavy.
ricer-thats why your car is slow..
takes off in his automatic car that ran a 17.9 at atco lol...
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ricer kid up the block. stupid riced out 99 ex huge wing, rims, not dropped tips all kinda stupid peing kid pep boy decals.
ricer-oh i didn't see your Si out back you sold it..
me-nope its at my new house saved.
ricer-i got some rims for sale.
me-i like my stock gsrs on there now.
me-plus aftermarket rims u use are heavy.
ricer-thats why your car is slow..
takes off in his automatic car that ran a 17.9 at atco lol...
********.
03-04-2004, 12:26 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by em1-t »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">haha this morning.!!
ricer kid up the block. stupid riced out 99 ex huge wing, rims, not dropped tips all kinda stupid peing kid pep boy decals.
ricer-oh i didn't see your Si out back you sold it..
me-nope its at my new house saved.
ricer-i got some rims for sale.
me-i like my stock gsrs on there now.
me-plus aftermarket rims u use are heavy.
ricer-thats why your car is slow..
takes off in his automatic car that ran a 17.9 at atco lol...
********.</TD></TR></TABLE>
dude I would punched the kid
03-04-2004, 01:58 PM
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a couple of years ago , friday afternoon i got my NOS bottle filled .....(running 100 shot in my teg gsr).......i went out later that night to cruise around and find some races ...... with no luck , on my way home i sprayed 2nd 3rd and 4th ...... then went home parked the car ...... my dad takes the car to work in the morning ..... (i should have a good 9.. 0-110mph runs left) ... when he gets home the convo goes like this
dad: you need to fill up your bottle
me: what are you talking about
dad: you need more NOS
me: wtf , i just filled it yesterday
dad: i know i used it today
me: WTF?? all of it?
dad: yea i raced a mustang and a turbo integra
me: aww come on im broke what the hell ....
dad: ok here's 40 bucks stop complaining
me: man you need to stop racing my car
me: and you need to stop using my nos!!!!
dad: go cry to your mom about it
me: **** ... MOM!!!!
LOL that sucks ........ dad-ex-rally racer
a friend of mine is buying a 92 vx and i go with him to check it out
seller: yea this thing is fast i spank mustangs all the time with it
me: with the stock motor in there?
seller: yea
me: oh really?
seller: yea you have one too right (he see's my red hatch)
me: yea
seller: then you should know that they're fast .....
me: yea they're fast
me: so how much do you want for the car?
seller: $3000
me: (takes a look around and under the car)(starts the car and listens to the engine)
me: well the lower control arm is bent , the valves need adjustment, the shocks are blown and vtec is broken...(non of this is broken)
seller
k $2400
me: sold!
lol
why do girls always say hatchs are "cute" no damnit its MEAN its MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Modified by ADVAN JDM at 6:03 PM 3/4/2004
dad: you need to fill up your bottle
me: what are you talking about
dad: you need more NOS
me: wtf , i just filled it yesterday
dad: i know i used it today
me: WTF?? all of it?
dad: yea i raced a mustang and a turbo integra
me: aww come on im broke what the hell ....
dad: ok here's 40 bucks stop complaining
me: man you need to stop racing my car
me: and you need to stop using my nos!!!!
dad: go cry to your mom about it
me: **** ... MOM!!!!
LOL that sucks ........ dad-ex-rally racer
a friend of mine is buying a 92 vx and i go with him to check it out
seller: yea this thing is fast i spank mustangs all the time with it
me: with the stock motor in there?
seller: yea
me: oh really?
seller: yea you have one too right (he see's my red hatch)
me: yea
seller: then you should know that they're fast .....
me: yea they're fast
me: so how much do you want for the car?
seller: $3000
me: (takes a look around and under the car)(starts the car and listens to the engine)
me: well the lower control arm is bent , the valves need adjustment, the shocks are blown and vtec is broken...(non of this is broken)
seller
k $2400me: sold!
lol
why do girls always say hatchs are "cute" no damnit its MEAN its MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Modified by ADVAN JDM at 6:03 PM 3/4/2004
03-04-2004, 02:05 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ADVAN JDM »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
dad: you need to fill up your bottle
me: what are you talking about
dad: you need more NOS
me: wtf , i just filled it yesterday
dad: i know i used it today
me: WTF?? all of it?
dad: yea i raced a mustang and a turbo integra
me: aww come on im broke what the hell ....
dad: ok here's 40 bucks stop complaining
me: man you need to stop racing my car
me: and you need to stop using my nos!!!!
dad: go cry to your mom about it
me: **** ... MOM!!!!
LOL that sucks ........ dad-ex-rally racer
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thats just damn awesome
dad: you need to fill up your bottle
me: what are you talking about
dad: you need more NOS
me: wtf , i just filled it yesterday
dad: i know i used it today
me: WTF?? all of it?
dad: yea i raced a mustang and a turbo integra
me: aww come on im broke what the hell ....
dad: ok here's 40 bucks stop complaining
me: man you need to stop racing my car
me: and you need to stop using my nos!!!!
dad: go cry to your mom about it
me: **** ... MOM!!!!
LOL that sucks ........ dad-ex-rally racer
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thats just damn awesome
03-04-2004, 02:08 PM
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dad: you need to fill up your bottle
me: what are you talking about
dad: you need more NOS
me: wtf , i just filled it yesterday
dad: i know i used it today
me: WTF?? all of it?
dad: yea i raced a mustang and a turbo integra
me: aww come on im broke what the hell ....
dad: ok here's 40 bucks stop complaining
me: man you need to stop racing my car
me: and you need to stop using my nos!!!!
dad: go cry to your mom about it
me: **** ... MOM!!!!
LOL that sucks ........ dad-ex-rally racer
thats got to be the funniest one yet
03-04-2004, 02:17 PM
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not that funny but-
rich kid in my school no license yet
him: i got a 350z coming to pick me up
me: nice. u should do somethign to it
him: ya im getting 19inch chromes when i can drive
me: reeeaaallly....
him: theres my dad
me: nice z (he came in a bimmer)
him: well errr...its in the garage. they wouldnt pick me up in it!
rich kid in my school no license yet
him: i got a 350z coming to pick me up
me: nice. u should do somethign to it
him: ya im getting 19inch chromes when i can drive
me: reeeaaallly....
him: theres my dad
me: nice z (he came in a bimmer)
him: well errr...its in the garage. they wouldnt pick me up in it!
03-04-2004, 02:21 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by zxcv »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">not that funny but-
rich kid in my school no license yet
him: i got a 350z coming to pick me up
me: nice. u should do somethign to it
him: ya im getting 19inch chromes when i can drive
me: reeeaaallly....
him: theres my dad
me: nice z (he came in a bimmer)
him: well errr...its in the garage. they wouldnt pick me up in it!
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rich highschool kids
i drove by my old highschool the other day, the parking lots full of H2's, Z's, EVO's, STi's, S200's. spoiled bastards!
rich kid in my school no license yet
him: i got a 350z coming to pick me up
me: nice. u should do somethign to it
him: ya im getting 19inch chromes when i can drive
me: reeeaaallly....
him: theres my dad
me: nice z (he came in a bimmer)
him: well errr...its in the garage. they wouldnt pick me up in it!
</TD></TR></TABLE>rich highschool kids
i drove by my old highschool the other day, the parking lots full of H2's, Z's, EVO's, STi's, S200's. spoiled bastards!
03-04-2004, 02:22 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Mar_EK »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
rich highschool kids
i drove by my old highschool the other day, the parking lots full of H2's, Z's, EVO's, STi's, S200's. spoiled bastards!</TD></TR></TABLE>
dayum where u live plano.....LOL
rich highschool kids
i drove by my old highschool the other day, the parking lots full of H2's, Z's, EVO's, STi's, S200's. spoiled bastards!</TD></TR></TABLE>
dayum where u live plano.....LOL
03-04-2004, 02:23 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ADVAN JDM »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
dad: you need to fill up your bottle
me: what are you talking about
dad: you need more NOS
me: wtf , i just filled it yesterday
dad: i know i used it today
me: WTF?? all of it?
dad: yea i raced a mustang and a turbo integra
me: aww come on im broke what the hell ....
dad: ok here's 40 bucks stop complaining
me: man you need to stop racing my car
me: and you need to stop using my nos!!!!
dad: go cry to your mom about it
me: **** ... MOM!!!!
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that is the funniest thing ive ever read in my life
dad: you need to fill up your bottle
me: what are you talking about
dad: you need more NOS
me: wtf , i just filled it yesterday
dad: i know i used it today
me: WTF?? all of it?
dad: yea i raced a mustang and a turbo integra
me: aww come on im broke what the hell ....
dad: ok here's 40 bucks stop complaining
me: man you need to stop racing my car
me: and you need to stop using my nos!!!!
dad: go cry to your mom about it
me: **** ... MOM!!!!
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that is the funniest thing ive ever read in my life
03-04-2004, 02:38 PM
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HAd one guy in school tell me "oh I got a galo 24 in my 180 sx. I was like yea good for u. He was like thanks. I said so how fast it runs he said 2.5 seconds on the 1/4. I was like aight i race u then.He was like ok. He meets me at the local wawa with a damn dodge aries and i just lauged in his face dying i was leterally cryin that how hard i was laughing. I think i squirted a lil p p in my pants .hahahaha.lol
03-04-2004, 03:15 PM
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same at my school but nobody buys s2000s or h2s. they buy 3 jettas 2 wrxs (no evo or sti at my school)1,000 dollar purses or for guys really expensive palm pilots and gizmosl :\. i have to buy my own civic.
03-04-2004, 03:49 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by streetaccord »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">HAd one guy in school tell me "oh I got a galo 24 in my 180 sx. I was like yea good for u. He was like thanks. I said so how fast it runs he said 2.5 seconds on the 1/4. I was like aight i race u then.He was like ok. He meets me at the local wawa with a damn dodge aries and i just lauged in his face dying i was leterally cryin that how hard i was laughing. I think i squirted a lil p p in my pants .hahahaha.lol</TD></TR></TABLE>
This one made me laugh the hardest...can anyone top it?
This one made me laugh the hardest...can anyone top it?
03-04-2004, 03:52 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ADVAN JDM »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">why do girls always say hatchs are "cute" no damnit its MEAN its MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol </TD></TR></TABLE>
lol yea, mean like a teddy bear
lol yea, mean like a teddy bear
