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Old 03-08-2004, 09:26 AM
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looking at guttin the cat, but im really clueless as to how to gut it.......someone tell me how........i kno ill prolly get flamed for this one
Old 03-08-2004, 09:28 AM
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I heard that using a drill works good. You drill for a while, then clean, drill again, clean, drill again, clean. But its a long process.
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It's pretty pointless. A gutted cat doesn't flow nearly as well as a testpipe.

But if you really want to gut it, just take a big *** screwdriver and a hammer and just start pounding everything out of it. Should take 15-20min.

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First I like to shoot them. Then I get out my big knife and start up near the head and split them down the middle. Pull out the stomach first and get the rest of the crap out. The fur is the worst part to get off takes a long time.

Seriously though. I just take a big stick(in diameter) and put it in the cat and hammer it down until it breaks up all the honey comb. Once you get the first chunk out the rest will start to come out pretty easy. Just make sure you don't breath in that stuff.
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I suggest a big *** pipe or handle of something and just bash it in there until **** starts to come out. BTW, don't do it.
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Default Re: how to gut a cat (underpressure02)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by underpressure02 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">First I like to shoot them. Then I get out my big knife and start up near the head and split them down the middle. Pull out the stomach first and get the rest of the crap out. The fur is the worst part to get off takes a long time.

Seriously though. I just take a big stick(in diameter) and put it in the cat and hammer it down until it breaks up all the honey comb. Once you get the first chunk out the rest will start to come out pretty easy. Just make sure you don't breath in that stuff. </TD></TR></TABLE>

oh ****. i thought u said i just take a big dick and put it in the cat and hammer it down for a second. i was like............ cuz the first part of it was pretty funny so i thought it was a sick joke
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