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I ordered some JDM corners from this place that's about a hour away from me 2 days ago. Recieved a confirmation blah blah blah. No tracking number so I call them and they don't have them in stock, yet they charged my credit card already and no "manager" will be available to give me a refund until monday.
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do you know why illegal immigrants can't play uno??
because they steal all of the green cards.
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so, in indy right now the big news is this child abuse case. this kid is 7 and his parents lost custody due to violent beatings. so, the court awarded his aunt with custody. but, he still complained of beats. then the court figured the grandparents would be a good fit. well, that was not the case. so, now the courts had been trying to resolve this mess. they finally awarded custody to the indianapolis colts because they can't beat anyone.
also, the city of indianapolis has a pretty modern facility incase of severe storms. they have notified us residents, that in case of a tornado we are to head to lucas oil stadium. they know it is safe there because there haven't been any touchdowns there.
Still a puppy in a game. Only 19. Girlfriend was pregnant at 15. Nothing a punch in the stomach and 6 Flags Magic Mountain can't fix. No moar baby 
Here goes a picture of me and my girlfriend from about a week ago

Here goes a picture of me and my girlfriend from about a week ago
no kidding. chili's cheese fries, my oh my.
pre-19 was pretty fun for me, back before i gave a crap. lol. at 17, brandy and i started dating, still had girls hollering. but, i stayed faithful, didn't play around. before her though, good times for sure.
i remember back when i worked at a grocery store in high school. there was a cashier that was from the town over. great body, pretty face but not stunning, we went out to her car on lunch one time. she was down to her thong and i am not talking flip flops either. lol.
that was a good job to have. had one girl pull up one time with her friend while i was out getting carts. she hollers, i get her number and she comes over to a friends house that night. nothing happend, complete bust, all tease. but, she definitely had a 45 point buck on her chest. i had a buddy date her a few years after that.
was over at a friends house swimming one time and her sister's aau team was over. this one girl was smoking hot, i hollered and uhhhh this girl talked all sorts of game. so, one day, me and a buddy had his mom drive us over. yeah, i wasn't old enough at the time. he played wingman well because her friend hollered at him and she wasn't too good. we get over there and i am thinking time for words to turn into action. i have never kissed a donkey, but i imagine it to be the same. my hands got a feel upstairs, but when the party moved downstairs, entrance was denied. all that talk, so it was time for me to walk. the same buddy later dated her as well.
pre-19 was pretty fun for me, back before i gave a crap. lol. at 17, brandy and i started dating, still had girls hollering. but, i stayed faithful, didn't play around. before her though, good times for sure.
i remember back when i worked at a grocery store in high school. there was a cashier that was from the town over. great body, pretty face but not stunning, we went out to her car on lunch one time. she was down to her thong and i am not talking flip flops either. lol.
that was a good job to have. had one girl pull up one time with her friend while i was out getting carts. she hollers, i get her number and she comes over to a friends house that night. nothing happend, complete bust, all tease. but, she definitely had a 45 point buck on her chest. i had a buddy date her a few years after that.
was over at a friends house swimming one time and her sister's aau team was over. this one girl was smoking hot, i hollered and uhhhh this girl talked all sorts of game. so, one day, me and a buddy had his mom drive us over. yeah, i wasn't old enough at the time. he played wingman well because her friend hollered at him and she wasn't too good. we get over there and i am thinking time for words to turn into action. i have never kissed a donkey, but i imagine it to be the same. my hands got a feel upstairs, but when the party moved downstairs, entrance was denied. all that talk, so it was time for me to walk. the same buddy later dated her as well.
i have a ton. i didn't think i was really that bad.
i don't think i really want to get into spring break stories.
same grocery store, different girl. body for centuries, face for seconds. she used to show me every time she shaved and no, she didn't have a mustache.
now thinking about it, i hit up a lot of the neighboring towns too. one girl a bit younger than me, best set i have ever seen. mom was wow too. one girl looked like britney spears at the time, that turned into another story later down the road.
etc, etc, where the heck is everyone else. i know jit might have one story to share. lol.
i don't think i really want to get into spring break stories.
same grocery store, different girl. body for centuries, face for seconds. she used to show me every time she shaved and no, she didn't have a mustache.
now thinking about it, i hit up a lot of the neighboring towns too. one girl a bit younger than me, best set i have ever seen. mom was wow too. one girl looked like britney spears at the time, that turned into another story later down the road.
etc, etc, where the heck is everyone else. i know jit might have one story to share. lol.
the kid is pretty good. pretty good flow, guess i am biased since i heard that he wanted luda to write his cypher part for bet. then he got the boot, i guess. anyway, jb y'all.
http://youtu.be/MypCNTQaksY
http://youtu.be/MypCNTQaksY
This is why I never went to the clubs.
http://youtu.be/Wi8bNNp_o7w
Because I dance like Chris Kattan.......oh.......and the large volume of douche bagz.
http://youtu.be/Wi8bNNp_o7w
Because I dance like Chris Kattan.......oh.......and the large volume of douche bagz.
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