Offical eH squad list.
Lol, like I said, I only do the white girls yo. Im not saying other girls arent pretty/beautiful/cute...whatever. Just Im not sexually attracted to any of them except white girrrrls. :p
what? are you serious..holy moly!!! if it looked good and it was purple, and i was single, i would be ready to mingle.
i have said it before and i will say it again. i have standards, but they are broad. as in a broad spectrum, but really it is what is inside that matters. HAAA.
i have said it before and i will say it again. i have standards, but they are broad. as in a broad spectrum, but really it is what is inside that matters. HAAA.
F*uck. How did you know!?
ex's/etc.
brandi- this girl is one that makes you happy to have a sane woman in your life.

holly(right)-posted before.

that is all i can google or think of off of the top of my head. no pun intended, maybe avijit can add more. lol.
brandi- this girl is one that makes you happy to have a sane woman in your life.

holly(right)-posted before.

that is all i can google or think of off of the top of my head. no pun intended, maybe avijit can add more. lol.
Actually she was and still is super cool. Only reason we broke up was because I wanted to get with another chick. Bad decision. Shes is def the most sane out of all my exs. Im still friends with all of them except for Amber. That was a bad break up because shes a crazy ***** and told everyone I was cheating on her and ****, when we only broke up because we werent getting along that well anymore...
:facepalm:
a sane hot chick, those don't come around too often. jeesh, you should change your handle to koresh because you might be the crazy one.
:highfive: to anyone who gets that.
a sane hot chick, those don't come around too often. jeesh, you should change your handle to koresh because you might be the crazy one.
:highfive: to anyone who gets that.
probably because that picture makes her look like she has an upper lip. lol. and well she doesn't really have clothes on. but, i had to bring the "banger" out, you know, the maxim shot. lol.
Lol I feel you Daddy Beej. I feel like it wasnt too long ago that we were in the Petco parking lot and you were tryin to intermingle with her. Crazy how time flys and things change. I do miss the old days.
since we are on girls and some what stories. i will share a funny one. so, this girl had been hitting me up on facebook, before the chat days, obviously. blah, blah, well then she wants to come over. she lived like 45 minutes away, but whatever. so, we arrange to meet. i get home from the gym late that night and she is waiting in the driveway. she gets out and she is like 5'9 or 5'10, ok whatever, but i'm not into tall girls really. ok face, big ol' booty, but i am not feeling it. we watch a movie or something and i stay on the other couch. lol. oh well, trying to give "signs" without being a *****. it gets late and i say "well, i need to get to bed." she then pulls out the wildcard, "well, it is late and i don't feel like driving home. do you care if i stay here tonight." OHHHH GREEEAAATTT. welp, can't be the ********, "yeah, that is fine." but thinking "no it is not." so, i wake up in the middle of night making out with this girl. ummm what!!! i abort mission and roll over then go back to sleep. that morning was the last time i talked to her. and i sang this in my head as she left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s&ob=av2e
you should have seen the look on my face trying to remember these old "flings". i was looking dumber than normal. yes, it feels like forever ago, but it was probably 5 years ago. lol.
since we are on girls and some what stories. i will share a funny one. so, this girl had been hitting me up on facebook, before the chat days, obviously. blah, blah, well then she wants to come over. she lived like 45 minutes away, but whatever. so, we arrange to meet. i get home from the gym late that night and she is waiting in the driveway. she gets out and she is like 5'9 or 5'10, ok whatever, but i'm not into tall girls really. ok face, big ol' booty, but i am not feeling it. we watch a movie or something and i stay on the other couch. lol. oh well, trying to give "signs" without being a *****. it gets late and i say "well, i need to get to bed." she then pulls out the wildcard, "well, it is late and i don't feel like driving home. do you care if i stay here tonight." OHHHH GREEEAAATTT. welp, can't be the ********, "yeah, that is fine." but thinking "no it is not." so, i wake up in the middle of night making out with this girl. ummm what!!! i abort mission and roll over then go back to sleep. that morning was the last time i talked to her. and i sang this in my head as she left.
since we are on girls and some what stories. i will share a funny one. so, this girl had been hitting me up on facebook, before the chat days, obviously. blah, blah, well then she wants to come over. she lived like 45 minutes away, but whatever. so, we arrange to meet. i get home from the gym late that night and she is waiting in the driveway. she gets out and she is like 5'9 or 5'10, ok whatever, but i'm not into tall girls really. ok face, big ol' booty, but i am not feeling it. we watch a movie or something and i stay on the other couch. lol. oh well, trying to give "signs" without being a *****. it gets late and i say "well, i need to get to bed." she then pulls out the wildcard, "well, it is late and i don't feel like driving home. do you care if i stay here tonight." OHHHH GREEEAAATTT. welp, can't be the ********, "yeah, that is fine." but thinking "no it is not." so, i wake up in the middle of night making out with this girl. ummm what!!! i abort mission and roll over then go back to sleep. that morning was the last time i talked to her. and i sang this in my head as she left.

Use some paragraphs lol
you should have seen the look on my face trying to remember these old "flings". i was looking dumber than normal. yes, it feels like forever ago, but it was probably 5 years ago. lol.
since we are on girls and some what stories. i will share a funny one. so, this girl had been hitting me up on facebook, before the chat days, obviously. blah, blah, well then she wants to come over. she lived like 45 minutes away, but whatever.
so, we arrange to meet. i get home from the gym late that night and she is waiting in the driveway. she gets out and she is like 5'9 or 5'10, ok whatever, but i'm not into tall girls really. ok face, big ol' booty, but i am not feeling it. we watch a movie or something and i stay on the other couch. lol. oh well, trying to give "signs" without being a *****.
it gets late and i say "well, i need to get to bed." she then pulls out the wildcard, "well, it is late and i don't feel like driving home. do you care if i stay here tonight." OHHHH GREEEAAATTT. welp, can't be the ********, "yeah, that is fine." but thinking "no it is not." so, i wake up in the middle of night making out with this girl. ummm what!!! i abort mission and roll over then go back to sleep. that morning was the last time i talked to her.
and i sang this in my head as she left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s&ob=av2e
since we are on girls and some what stories. i will share a funny one. so, this girl had been hitting me up on facebook, before the chat days, obviously. blah, blah, well then she wants to come over. she lived like 45 minutes away, but whatever.
so, we arrange to meet. i get home from the gym late that night and she is waiting in the driveway. she gets out and she is like 5'9 or 5'10, ok whatever, but i'm not into tall girls really. ok face, big ol' booty, but i am not feeling it. we watch a movie or something and i stay on the other couch. lol. oh well, trying to give "signs" without being a *****.
it gets late and i say "well, i need to get to bed." she then pulls out the wildcard, "well, it is late and i don't feel like driving home. do you care if i stay here tonight." OHHHH GREEEAAATTT. welp, can't be the ********, "yeah, that is fine." but thinking "no it is not." so, i wake up in the middle of night making out with this girl. ummm what!!! i abort mission and roll over then go back to sleep. that morning was the last time i talked to her.
and i sang this in my head as she left.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s&ob=av2e
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