Does anyone know wher eu can buy a turbo oil return kit that screws on in between your oil filter and block and has the lines coming out the sides of the spacer?

 

An oil return is basically gravity fed(the reason its placed below the turbo). If you place the return fitting above the drain you may have the problem of oil backing up into the turbo and blowing the seals costing you $$$$$$$$$$$. I dont recommend it although it would be nice

 

That's an oil feed kit. I believe as stated above you still need the drain pan fitting

Sorry, I should've mentioned, GE makes one.