What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR?
02-20-2004, 08:34 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Jordo)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jordo »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"why is your car soo bouncey?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
did you respond with: "Because you have big *******!"
did you respond with: "Because you have big *******!"
02-20-2004, 08:36 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (skafia)
" Wow can your car do 270 mph???" -Euro Cluster 
" Gee your seats are hard, I hit my tailbone trying to get in!" -Recaro SPG
"Why are your lights so bright???" -Female cop referring to oem hid
" Gee your seats are hard, I hit my tailbone trying to get in!" -Recaro SPG
"Why are your lights so bright???" -Female cop referring to oem hid
02-20-2004, 08:37 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (skafia)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by skafia »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
did you respond with: "Because you have big *******!"</TD></TR></TABLE>
i told her because im STIFF
did you respond with: "Because you have big *******!"</TD></TR></TABLE>
i told her because im STIFF
02-20-2004, 08:39 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (skafia)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by skafia »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
did you respond with: "Because you have big *******!"</TD></TR></TABLE>
Ahh, the visual of him getting a nice hand print accross the cheek....
did you respond with: "Because you have big *******!"</TD></TR></TABLE>
Ahh, the visual of him getting a nice hand print accross the cheek....
02-20-2004, 08:39 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
My little Italian widowed neighbor---> (in a tiny Italian accent) "That car is so pretty makes me wanna dance the tarantela"
My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---> "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my *** stinks?"
My Mom---> "White on white? What are you a guido?"
My Mom---> "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---> "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"
My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---> "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my *** stinks?"
My Mom---> "White on white? What are you a guido?"
My Mom---> "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---> "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"
02-20-2004, 08:45 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Bbasso)
oh yeah i forgot! did you get in an accident and replace your hood with a black one. refering to post above with the CF 
fuuny **** OPIE
fuuny **** OPIE
02-20-2004, 09:14 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (opie112)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by opie112 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---> "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my *** stinks?"
My Mom---> "White on white? What are you a guido?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
LOL.
I've also gotten the questions about speed with my JDM cluster, chrome wheels, and asked if it was a Type R (it's a GSR, and i was asked back when i still had the GSR rims on it)
My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---> "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my *** stinks?"
My Mom---> "White on white? What are you a guido?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
LOL.
I've also gotten the questions about speed with my JDM cluster, chrome wheels, and asked if it was a Type R (it's a GSR, and i was asked back when i still had the GSR rims on it
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02-20-2004, 09:29 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (RGoose18)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RGoose18 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"This PY paint job makes me horny"
haha, j/k
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lollllllll
haha, j/k
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lollllllll
02-20-2004, 09:37 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
When I went to sell mine I had two ignorant *** questions...
1. Is it a 5 speed?
2. Does it have leather?
I hung up on the bitch.
1. Is it a 5 speed?
2. Does it have leather?
I hung up on the bitch.
02-20-2004, 09:48 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (opie112)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by opie112 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">My little Italian widowed neighbor---> (in a tiny Italian accent) "That car is so pretty makes me wanna dance the tarantela"
My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---> "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my *** stinks?"
My Mom---> "White on white? What are you a guido?"
My Mom---> "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---> "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
LOL - best post ever. LOL!!
A few old ******* friends used to have underhanded comments about my sexuality and the color of the car. They said that until I asked them where their girlfriends were (while mine was standing there), and especially after they went for a ride, a ride specifically to shut them up
My Girlfriend the 1st day I bought it---> "Why can't we have sex in it? Suede seats? Who cares, what are you trying to say, my *** stinks?"
My Mom---> "White on white? What are you a guido?"
My Mom---> "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---> "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
LOL - best post ever. LOL!!
A few old ******* friends used to have underhanded comments about my sexuality and the color of the car. They said that until I asked them where their girlfriends were (while mine was standing there), and especially after they went for a ride, a ride specifically to shut them up
02-20-2004, 09:55 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (onyx00)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by onyx00 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Before every drive my girl recites the prayer:
"Dear God, please protect the rocket car, and all those who dwell within the rocket car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
Louie~ who just fell out of his chair..ouch!
"Dear God, please protect the rocket car, and all those who dwell within the rocket car."</TD></TR></TABLE>
Louie~ who just fell out of his chair..ouch!
02-20-2004, 09:56 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (4DoorGeezer)
them: "thats not a real type R, they have leather"
me: "i know i just bought the 5 lug, paint, suspension and engine for my ls"
me: "i know i just bought the 5 lug, paint, suspension and engine for my ls
"
02-20-2004, 09:57 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (EVIL_EKology)
TYPE R???
Dont you get those decals from wal mart?-Random Ricer
you spend 25k for each car that you can only drive in the summer?-Momee
Does it have nos?-Random ricers
Can i drive it-EX GF **** no 
She ewanted to leran standart on it
Dont you get those decals from wal mart?-Random Ricer
you spend 25k for each car that you can only drive in the summer?-Momee
Does it have nos?-Random ricers
Can i drive it-EX GF
**** no She ewanted to leran standart on it
02-20-2004, 09:58 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (4DoorGeezer)
I've had a cop insist I painted my car yellow.
My boss after riding on my new suspension set on stiff. "Man I almost threw up my lunch on the freeway"
My boss after riding on my new suspension set on stiff. "Man I almost threw up my lunch on the freeway"
02-20-2004, 10:04 AM
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My gf did not really like the ITR when I bought it, she always would let me know that she liked the "cute silver one better(00 ls)", one day after we went for a ride with newly installed t1r bpipe and spoon n1(thanks blueR) she says.
"now I know why girls like sports cars, they vibrate"
I have not heard anything about the LS since then.
"now I know why girls like sports cars, they vibrate"
I have not heard anything about the LS since then.
02-20-2004, 10:19 AM
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Ungawa... That's caveman for "Nice R!"
I don't own an R, but I've had a few.
1.
Me discussing the integra and what all I have done to it.
Them - Isn't the integra the lower version of the Civic?
Me -
2.
Me - (Pulling up to a stoplight with the windows open and some music on).
Kids on side of road riding bikes - You car is the best car I have ever seen!
Me - (Confused that a near stock integra with exhaust, lowered a little bit with 18s would impress someone that much) Thanks.
Kids - Will you take me for a ride in it?
Me - Sorry, I gotta get going.
Kid - I'll buy it for $50.
Me - Ummm.. erm.. light turned green. Later!
Modified by ThePro at 12:36 PM 2/20/2004
1.
Me discussing the integra and what all I have done to it.
Them - Isn't the integra the lower version of the Civic?
Me -
2.
Me - (Pulling up to a stoplight with the windows open and some music on).
Kids on side of road riding bikes - You car is the best car I have ever seen!
Me - (Confused that a near stock integra with exhaust, lowered a little bit with 18s would impress someone that much) Thanks.
Kids - Will you take me for a ride in it?
Me - Sorry, I gotta get going.
Kid - I'll buy it for $50.
Me - Ummm.. erm.. light turned green. Later!
Modified by ThePro at 12:36 PM 2/20/2004
02-20-2004, 10:25 AM
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Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (opie112)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by opie112 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
My Mom---> "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---> "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
You *******, there's now water all over my keyboard and monitor and my co-workers think i'm stoned b/c I'm laughing like a school girl,....
I've gotten
"I thought you said you had a nice car"
"What's with the two-tone?" (cf hood)
"Were back seats an option?"
"I don't like these seats" (JDM recaros while trying to recline to 'cristen' the car
)
My Mom---> "How the hell do you fit in that thing?"
My Reply---> "Did you not notice the CRX I lather myself up to get into daily sitting right next to it?"</TD></TR></TABLE>
You *******, there's now water all over my keyboard and monitor and my co-workers think i'm stoned b/c I'm laughing like a school girl,....
I've gotten
"I thought you said you had a nice car"
"What's with the two-tone?" (cf hood)
"Were back seats an option?"
"I don't like these seats" (JDM recaros while trying to recline to 'cristen' the car
)
02-20-2004, 10:29 AM
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Re: Ungawa... That's caveman for "Nice R!" (ThePro)
One more asshat comment that i get
Dam dawg why didnt you get 18's??(as they wonder why the hell i got 16's-volk te37's)
Dam dawg why didnt you get 18's??(as they wonder why the hell i got 16's-volk te37's)