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sqwerz 02-20-2004 07:23 AM

What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR?
 
Mine was--->"why did you paint it that color? Its so bright but i like it, could You take me for a ride and teach me to drive your stick?" Damn Ghetto Biatches https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emwink.gif Gotta Luv Em

00 PY https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

Larkin W. 02-20-2004 07:29 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 
One told me she thought only girls drove white cars https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emthdown.gif

this came from my smartassed time lady at the corps of engineers who thinks her mustang is the god of all cars https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emthdown.gif

Philly_NBP_R 02-20-2004 07:29 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 
hahaha... this thread is funny

I've heard so far:
-Why is it so loud? (exhaust = stock)
-Damn, this thing rides stiff (suspension = stock)

People_Mover 02-20-2004 07:34 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Philly_NBP_R)
 
you drive a yellow car?

are you really going 180 mph? (JDM cluster)

ITR#JohnBasedow 02-20-2004 07:35 AM

"wtf is that smell?"
"why do you have zaxby's containers all in the back?"
"dude what is de la playa?"


Bbasso 02-20-2004 07:39 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 
A past co-worker once asked me if the caR was my sisters https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

Dr. EKology 02-20-2004 07:45 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Bbasso)
 
Boss walks into my office and grabs my ECU and begins to inspect it like its a moon rock.

Boss- "Are you stealing computer parts?? What the hell is this?"

Me -"Its for my dad's pacemakeR." https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

baonest 02-20-2004 07:48 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (EVIL_EKology)
 
i had a ghetto couple look into my car, see my CDN cluster and say:

"y0, you got 220 on the clock, oh snap, hey (yells to their friend), he's got 220 on the clock, have you ever been that fast"

me: "once in a while, when i am bored"

sqwerz 02-20-2004 07:48 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Bbasso)
 
LMAO now thats some funny shit<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Bbasso &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">A past co-worker once asked me if the caR was my sisters https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif</TD></TR></TABLE>

RGoose18 02-20-2004 07:49 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (EVIL_EKology)
 
"This PY paint job makes me horny"

haha, j/k https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif


itr1244 02-20-2004 07:50 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (EVIL_EKology)
 
-wow that's nice acura.. how many hp does it have? haha my brother's mustang/camero will smoke you. http://images.honda-tech.com/set1//smile/emcrook.gif

-what year is your acura?

-what's this smell in your car? smells like green leafs .. https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif (cuz it did smell like it)
STWED https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

Boo439 02-20-2004 07:52 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (RealTypeR)
 
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RealTypeR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">are you really going 180 mph? (JDM cluster)</TD></TR></TABLE>

Heard that from quite a few people.

"Uhh... is it fast?"
"My boyfriend's car is SO much faster than yours. He ran a 16 in the 1/4 mile." (240sx)
"It looks nice. All you need to do is get rid of those white rims and get some bigger ones"

All from the same girl. My responses to her:
"No it's not fast."
"WOW, 16 in the 1/4 mile? He must be smokin' everyone..."
"F*ck big rims."

Luckily I don't encounter too many girls who even know what kind of car I have. I usually get dirty looks or revved on by the ones that do.

onyx00 02-20-2004 07:55 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Boo439)
 
Before every drive my girl recites the prayer:

"Dear God, please protect the rocket car, and all those who dwell within the rocket car."

rizen 02-20-2004 08:01 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (RealTypeR)
 
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RealTypeR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">you drive a yellow car?

are you really going 180 mph? (JDM cluster)</TD></TR></TABLE>

ahahah! 180 mph...man picutes of airy blonde's come to mind when I recite that in my head https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

I get those too... except that 180 mph one...thats just classic

RinBlue 02-20-2004 08:02 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (onyx00)
 
i can't wait to see what would Opie post here?
Girls tell me that i think your car needs some new "shocks" why is so bouncy and hard? I respond to "I know its the $1500 Tein suspension i bought!" https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

RTW DC2R 02-20-2004 08:03 AM

"it makes me wet"

holla! https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

Mugen Type R 02-20-2004 08:06 AM

im not comfortable in your seat like in some other kids car...
(sitting in my 2000$ canadian ajustable sparco torinos)

that shit was a lie and reverse psychology, she was making my seat wet moreso

Utilitarian 02-20-2004 08:07 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 
Girls don't care about cars for the most part.

However, my soon-to-be brother in law smiled and said it was just a little to Korean in his opinion (joking around). He drives a new Jetta GLI. He's really cool though. We told him we couldn't afford to have liquor at the wedding and he voluntarally decided to pay for all alcohol with a full bar. that's my story...

preluda92 02-20-2004 08:09 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Stock97ITR#50)
 
Why didn't they paint your hood?(CF)

Why are your rims black? You should get chrome rims, they look nice! http://images.honda-tech.com/set1//smile/emcrook.gif

both from chicks I work with.

People_Mover 02-20-2004 08:23 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (preluda92)
 
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by preluda92 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Why didn't they paint your hood?(CF)

"Why don't you fix your hood?" </TD></TR></TABLE>

Chris93Si 02-20-2004 08:24 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 
her: "Is that a real Type R?"
me: "yes"
her: "I don't think so, real Type R's are right hand drivers"
me: "uhhhh"
her: "I have a Neon w/ airbags"
me: "uhhhh"

That was the first time ever driving the car in my hometown.

Mr.Fairlady 02-20-2004 08:27 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (sqwerz)
 
Well so far I've gotten:

GirlFriend said to someone else after the first time of driving it:
"It drives like a tin can!"---Rebuttle(spell)--Funny how she always wants to drive it! https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif

Co-Worker (saw me leaving work) and mentioned to another
" FASt and the Furious" &lt;--that just pissed me off.But then again he weighs 500+lbs and is in his mid 30's,

Co-worker #2(female):
"you got rid of your 350Z for that?" &lt;--(car paymet owned me) https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emthdown.gif

skafia 02-20-2004 08:29 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Mr.Fairlady)
 
stoopid girl: "I didn't know Honda made this car" (as she's referring to my H emblems)

random dumbfuck: "nice GS-R"
me: "uh, no, it's an ITR"
random dumbfuck: "no, only ITR's have the Japanese headlights, you have the American one"
me: "........"

DsITR 02-20-2004 08:31 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Chris93Si)
 
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Chris93Si &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">her: "Is that a real Type R?"
me: "yes"
her: "I don't think so, real Type R's are right hand drivers"
me: "uhhhh"
her: "I have a Neon w/ airbags"
me: "uhhhh"

That was the first time ever driving the car in my hometown.</TD></TR></TABLE>

pssst Chris, j00 are supposed to say

Naw..It's an RS w/stickaas!

First thing my Mom said about the R...

"You paid 18k for a car w/no AC, no sunroof, no leather!!"

me-"ya isn't it great!" https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emwink.gif


First thing the Mrs. said about the R.

"we are getting a Type R!" https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmileo.gif

me "uh-huh"

her-"can I drive it?" https://honda-tech.com/forums/images...s/emsmilep.gif https://honda-tech.com/forums/images/smilies/emthup.gif

done 02-20-2004 08:33 AM

Re: What's the funniest things girls say about your ITR? (Philly_NBP_R)
 
"why is your car soo bouncey?"

"when are you gonna get some BIG rims"

"Is your car a race car"

"Is your car fast" "then why you got all the bars in the back"


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