skip.two

what?! this is on the 2nd page?! get back on the first page damn it. stories are funny

SiRcyrusEH2

the most common thing i get is "Why did u put a integra engine your car, you should have just bought a integra"
the other day this kid said "do you have the jdm"
also for some reason no belives my car dosnt have power steering stock

94blackhatch

somewhere in this post someone said the WRX in the new sport compact car says vtec inside on it but it actually says utec inside because it has a turbo xs utec ecu

jus thought id inform people

sorry someone beat me to it on page 8


Modified by 94blackhatch at 9:00 AM 3/3/2004

NA95d16z6

somebody already covered that. dont be late to the party.

swatdog

I get the typical stuff

"when you gonna get a body kit"

"when you gonna get some chrome wheels"

The funniest thing i've ever heard was some guy talking about he's gonna get turbo for his car. He said something along these lines:
"Yeah, i like the feeling of turbo knowing that i can push buttons on my steering wheel (referring to nitrous triggers) to get instant power"

swatdog

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HT grammar police on duty!

Correction

I wish it were legal to kill stupid people...

Nader_D

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HT grammar police on duty!

Correction

I wish it were legal to kill stupid people...</TD></TR></TABLE>

hahah thanks for the laugh...hahah

Chris y0!

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hahah thanks for the laugh...hahah
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you have the most retarded avatars ever. good job

Daniel_san

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ah ****, now I read this thread twise now, and this is the only thing that made me laught out loud

Mar_DC2

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SikCivic &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">IMO

thinking bout it now.....a lot of us were in that rice stage and even if not ....we should still try to educate these people who don't know about hondas or cars instead of misleading them.</TD></TR></TABLE>

its not the fact that they dont know anything thats funny, its the fact that the majority of the people who say these things either think they know everything, or act like they know everything. that's whats so funny about it. usually if someone is cool and doesnt act all fake i'll tell them their mistakes and explain why they're wrong. its just the know it all ricer's that refuse to be corrected who are fun to mislead.

n3v3tz

ive barely had my car a month so i obviously dont know much about hondas, but the funniest thing ive already gotten a few times is "is it just a plain v6 or u gotta v8?"

IS3Fifty

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by toEknEEg &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i get allthe time, and bothers me, "is that a vtec?". i dunno why but it just bothers me. girls say my car looks like an EGG . </TD></TR></TABLE>

I love that, as a matter of fact, I got that today in my EX as I was getting it inspected.

Guy: Does that have a Vtec?
Me: yeah, all honda motors do with the exception of a few integras,accords, and civics
Guy: yeah.....
Me: blank..... gettting dumber talking to this guy
Guy: My buddy in Portersville (hick town) is building a 9.5 second civic with a Vtec. (he utters some name) Do you know him?
Me: Ohhh, yeah Ive seen that (P.O.S) Vtec before

******* ricer didnt even know what it was when I said I have a b18 in my hatch, "Now, is that a Vtec?"

Jedi_Sol

i pop my hood for my coworker and notices my AEM CAI. He points at the sticker and asks "what is that?"

Me: its the C.A.R.B sticker
him: oh so it works with the carburator (spelling?)
yet he is taking an auto shop class

or i also get

"Hey, nice miata!"

and i got this from my friend who used to drive a 99-00 Si thinking that was the only years honda made Si's:
"your del sol is not a TRUE Si"
so mine is a fake Si?




Modified by Jedi_Sol at 8:02 AM 3/3/2004

AzntaggeR

while i was pullin a motor some dumbass says this:

ME: "when i leave make sure you don't cut anything and save that o2 sensor, cuz if you break it all that costs a lot from the dealer"
HIM: "yeah man, 2000 Civics come with like 6 o2 sensors"
ME: *nods along*

another time while i was working i happen to come to this guys house with a 3000 GT SL and 300 ZX parked in his garage:

ME: "nice cars you got there"
HIM: "thanks"
ME: "what all do you have done to them?"
HIM: "HKS exhaust and JDM coilovers"
ME: "really? what brand of coilovers"
HIM: "they're JDM coilovers"

-at this point i knew to stop asking him anything else about his cars

Jedi_Sol

oh! i have another one. same friend, who not drives a ep3 si. he says, in a "i know everything about my si" tone of voice:

Him:"yeah my friend is gonna get his engine swapped out of his RSX type s
me: cool, which motor?
him: k20a3.
me: a3, right? not the a2?
him: yeah, its gonna be hell fast!
me: you know the difference btwn the motors right?
him: yeah, since it is the a3, it is more powerful than the a2 cuz the number is higher.

and no he did not get the motors mixed up. he actually did meant the k20a3.

and again at this past D1 grand prix:
annoucner: and here comes murao with his ka24 powered 240sx!
guy next to me: dang, thats sweet, he's running a honda motor in his nissan.

k, that probably is not funny to you guys, but it was kind of silly to me. dang cousin is trying to get me into nissans now.

AllMTRWH0R3

when I had my si after going to my friends house this girls would say

girl: I like your car
me: thanks
girl: I like purple cars there cute!
me:

in my eg went to the honda dealer getting a alternator bolt ( damn it must of popped off)

sales guy: why are those holes in the bumper?
other sales guy: it's for the exhaust he is going to put into each one.
me:
sales guy: is it fast?
other sales guy: it cant be that fast it has a stock exhaust!
sales women: oh you going to put lights in those holes
me:
sales women: is it fast?
me: yes!
sales guy: how fast is fast?
me: faster then that S2000 you got over there
sales women: oooooooo
other sales guy : no way!
me: get the keys
other sales guy: na I believe you

Jaysun

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sales guy: how fast is fast?
me: faster then that S2000 you got over there
sales women: oooooooo
other sales guy : no way!
me: get the keys
other sales guy: na I believe you </TD></TR></TABLE>

haha

MAD SOHC

wow...I just read all of these...they're funny as ****!

well here's mine (not that funny)

dumb ricer: that ***** tight
me: thanks
dumb ricer: are you going all JDM?
me: no you stupid ******* ricer I'm going all American Street Racer!
dumb ricer: you got nitrous then? (nitrous bottle in sight behind seat)
me: no that's just a system in a bottle
dumb ricer: well, if you need any JDM parts, I work at AutoZone, so I can hook you up.
me: runs over ricer and leaves..lol

soundbomber

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RangerDan

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he's running a honda motor in his nissan.

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Actually just saw a hush hush project car just like that...well almost.

Happyman

lol this kid around my town whom I can't stand had a riced out cavalier. well he sold it and bought an 01 ls but before he bought the car he swore to me up and down that it was an Acura Certified LSVtec. Needless to say he bought the car and still gets beat by sohc non-vtec del sols.

93JDMHONDA

I like rocking the steelies...and everyone asks when im gettin some 18's...Im like WTF its a lowered 93 Hatch. I always get " Oh man a kit would look hot and with a paint job too"..My reply " **** You " and I always get girls sayin.." your car looks like you can be in the next Fast and Furious" and then they talk about that movie.. and I wish I could just punch them in the face.. And I also love beating V6 American Muscle cars with my stock D16Z6...its funny

IS3Fifty

The best one of all


------"Did you get that from Speed People"---------

No thanks, I go to Asian Wok for all my Rice needs

amy

i'm kinda pissed i didnt get to hear the guy but ........ when i was leaving work one night, one of the managers at my job saw me getting in to my car (93 del sol s) and says to a girl i work with : "wow how'd she afford that car working here?"

sir2k

haha, asian wok.

We used to eat there a lot.

did not know they got it else where.