Push bar on the 97 Civic DX
11-27-2006, 03:56 PM
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Where was I....
AH! yes! With my green cupcake all squeeky clean and ready I then headed on ward to the bush, Mind you though that this wasnt any simple bush. It was infact a spawn of wickedness. Unfortunately there will be no video, as I could not have any friends seeing me conduct such and act of repulsiveness. I could barely capture the pictures as I did the horrific deed.
This my dear chaps is the offending fiend.
At first I thought I could simply sneak up on it and let my car's retribution be carried out by simply prodding the bush down with her newly created fantasitic push bar.
However, it's evil was rooted farther in the ground it defiled than I thought. I tried and tried many different times from many different directions to push the spawn down. Each time failing as I dug deeper and deeper into the soil that harnessed this monstrousity.
After having failed so misearbly whilist the bush probably mocked on and on about my pethetic attempt, I decided I had only two solutions left. One was to wrap a chain about it's length and rip the monstrousity from its place of rest, while the other was to return to my castle and find a stout axe.
I chose the third.
I set the camera so it would catch action shots of my shrewd incomprehensible acts. As I decided I should Ram the bush with a good bit of speed to encourage the removal of the fiend. Speeds close to the upward bounds of 60 mph were reached in this unwise attempt.
The following are very brutal, you will be witnessing me doing what must be done. In these action shots that captured the detail that only took a few miliseconds to accomplish.
VICTORY!!!!
kinda... I did not see my plan through and as I hit the bush and easily snapped it with the push bar I still had quite a bit of momentum.
Lucky for me these kind trees stopped me before any harm was done!
Not bad A little touch up paint and I think she will live to see another day.
I then proceed to act on my second plan to rip it out with the chain. Except instead of ripping this time i drug it visciously in humilulation and shame down the road for all to bare witness!
For what happend next I will only post one picture for you to bare as I am sure you know what followed suit.
Wait a sec... Is that a scratch on my hood?
OH THOSE TREES ARE SO DEAD!!!
AH! yes! With my green cupcake all squeeky clean and ready I then headed on ward to the bush, Mind you though that this wasnt any simple bush. It was infact a spawn of wickedness. Unfortunately there will be no video, as I could not have any friends seeing me conduct such and act of repulsiveness. I could barely capture the pictures as I did the horrific deed.
This my dear chaps is the offending fiend.
At first I thought I could simply sneak up on it and let my car's retribution be carried out by simply prodding the bush down with her newly created fantasitic push bar.
However, it's evil was rooted farther in the ground it defiled than I thought. I tried and tried many different times from many different directions to push the spawn down. Each time failing as I dug deeper and deeper into the soil that harnessed this monstrousity.
After having failed so misearbly whilist the bush probably mocked on and on about my pethetic attempt, I decided I had only two solutions left. One was to wrap a chain about it's length and rip the monstrousity from its place of rest, while the other was to return to my castle and find a stout axe.
I chose the third.
I set the camera so it would catch action shots of my shrewd incomprehensible acts. As I decided I should Ram the bush with a good bit of speed to encourage the removal of the fiend. Speeds close to the upward bounds of 60 mph were reached in this unwise attempt.
The following are very brutal, you will be witnessing me doing what must be done. In these action shots that captured the detail that only took a few miliseconds to accomplish.
VICTORY!!!!
kinda... I did not see my plan through and as I hit the bush and easily snapped it with the push bar I still had quite a bit of momentum.
Lucky for me these kind trees stopped me before any harm was done!
Not bad A little touch up paint and I think she will live to see another day.
I then proceed to act on my second plan to rip it out with the chain. Except instead of ripping this time i drug it visciously in humilulation and shame down the road for all to bare witness!
For what happend next I will only post one picture for you to bare as I am sure you know what followed suit.
Wait a sec... Is that a scratch on my hood?
OH THOSE TREES ARE SO DEAD!!!
11-27-2006, 04:57 PM
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Re: (preluderacecar)
fantastic. I had a similiar story only it involved my go-kart at the age of 11 and a stone wall.
i had similar final results.
i had similar final results.
11-28-2006, 08:33 AM
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Hey preluderacecar,
This thread is the funniest saga I've ever read online! My wife got a kick out of it, too. to a fella Nawth Cacalaca brotha for all the gory details.
Take care,
Mick
This thread is the funniest saga I've ever read online! My wife got a kick out of it, too.
to a fella Nawth Cacalaca brotha for all the gory details.Take care,
Mick
11-29-2006, 06:43 PM
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Re: (three stars, two bars)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by three stars, two bars »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Looks like a late entry nominee for funniest thread of '06. </TD></TR></TABLE>
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Boostwerks.com »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I wish I had this much free time. </TD></TR></TABLE>
I agree with both quotes 100%. Funny ****.
</TD></TR></TABLE><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Boostwerks.com »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I wish I had this much free time. </TD></TR></TABLE>
I agree with both quotes 100%. Funny ****.
11-30-2006, 07:11 AM
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Re: (The Mick)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by The Mick »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Hey preluderacecar,
This thread is the funniest saga I've ever read online! My wife got a kick out of it, too. to a fella Nawth Cacalaca brotha for all the gory details.
Take care,
Mick</TD></TR></TABLE>
ive been in the carolinas a year. why do people call it cacalak?
This thread is the funniest saga I've ever read online! My wife got a kick out of it, too.
to a fella Nawth Cacalaca brotha for all the gory details.Take care,
Mick</TD></TR></TABLE>
ive been in the carolinas a year. why do people call it cacalak?
