inane

I like this car but I want something with more power.

My car is basically stock. It has an AEM CAI on it, 99-00 red/clear taillights and white Motegi wheels. I have the stock airbox, taillights and steel wheels.

Exterior is just about perfect. There's a scrape on the rear bumper from when a lady backed into my car. One wheel has a small dent in it from a ginormous pothole. The interior is perfect and clean.

The motor runs strong. The valves tick when cold and very minor when warmed up.

The body has 113,857 miles on it as of writing this. The motor has about 80,000 miles on it.

It has A/C that works and blows cold with no smell. Power steering intact.

It has window visors from http://www.weathertech.com. There are some small paint chips in the hood. Missing floormats (they were missing when I bought the car). Engine bay could use some cleaning. I installed four new OEM motor mounts (bought them from http://www.hondaautomotiveparts.com). These were changed about three months ago. The wheels are a little dirty. They have some kind of gunk stuck to them and I'm sure some chemical will remove it but I'm not brave enough to try anything because I don't want to remove the powder coating. Oil has been changed every 3,000 miles. The Civic and EX emblems have been removed from the back (I still have them). Front grill is cut-out. Front bumper has normal wear and tear on it. I have every receipt for work done to the car since I've had it. The car has never been smoked in. The door handle plastic covers have been painted white. I can remove the paint if it is undesired.

Clean Title!

I ran a lot of tests on the car not too long ago. I posted the results at the link below.
https://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=1331849

Pics are in a post below.

KBB says my car is worth about $6,330. So I'm gonna ask for a trade worth $6,500 in value or less. I suppose if you just want to buy it, I'll take $6,500 cash and nothing less.

If you have any questions just PM me.


As for the trade I want. I'm looking for any eg civic (hatch preferred but I can't resist a nice coupe) that has more power than a stock one. For example, a turbo 92 civic hatch or a swapped gsr 95 hatch. Something along those lines. Make me offers and I'll see about it. I'm in socal in the 909/951 area. I'll be willing to drive to check out cars and have my car checked out.




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inane

"they all see me as a loser.. except the guy with the lazy eye, he sees a loser and the snack machine"

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Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

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inane

All images were taken today after I vacuumed and washed my car. These pictures were taken with a Canon 300D camera with a 50mm f/1.8 lens and a 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 lens. The 18-55mm lens has a circular polarizer filter on it. All pictures are available to view here in FULL quality (click on original at the bottom of the page).

http://www.pbase.com/inexistent/fortrade&page=all

Here are some smaller samples...





Mr.Weed: Peter! Are you sleeping on the job?
Peter: Uh uh...no! There's uh..a..bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.

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Peter: Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches and Twinkies. And there's a Twinkie factory in Natick!

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Tom Tucker: And now time for Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie: It gon rain.
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.

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Peter: Ok, here's another riddle. A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?
Brian: That's... that's not a riddle. That's ... that's just terrible.
Peter: Wrong, the ugly one!

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Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

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Quagmire: You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.

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Meg: Finally, look Mom I've had it. I'm not babysitting anymore. It's Saturday night I could be out having a life.
Lois: Meg, if you don't wanna babysit anymore that's fine, but don't you stand there and lie to me.
Peter: OH-HO Meg, she torched your *** man! She torched your ***.

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Chris: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Meg: We have the same dad idiot!
Chris: Yeah, but mine's smarter!

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Tom: And now to our weatherman Olie Oliver for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Olie?
Olie: ITS RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Tom: Thanks, Olie. Up next, a pig that won't eat Jews.

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Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

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Lois: Are you gonna miss me?
Peter: Only until I go to the newsstand and buy a Hustler.

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Stewie: Well, Well mother we meet again.
Lois: Stewie I thought I tucked you in an hour ago.
Stewie: Not tightly enough it would seem, and now you contemptible harpy, I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!

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inep01

nice ride...very clean...but not really interested in trading...thanks anyway

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inane

Stewie (at airport): I require a window seat and an inflight Happy Meal, and no pickles! God help you if I find pickles!

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bizzzz

hey, did you ever sell this? if not, im interested in buying the sideskirts from it.. please get back to me if you are interested.. thanks.