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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 09:13 PM
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So I g0tz dis Spoonz brain from my boy. Told me it would gives me like 15hp and take like .8 off my .25 mile timez. So he hooks it up for me and I raced my dawg Puto, he's got a sick *** EG with visonz corners and spoonz duckbill. So we cruise down to the local movie theater and do burn outs in front of the entrance for like 15 minutes to get the attention of the hunnies, cuz you can't get yo race on wit out sum hunnies in da seat next to you. So newayz, dem stupid hoes didn't want none so i cruised out solo stylez to the local street races. I pulled up to Puto and boned out like crazy. 1st gear I shifted at like 8000 cuz, you know, the engine wuz cold and I didn't want to shift too high before I warmed it up. 2nd gear I kept reving it, the needle hit 0 and i wuz like damn dawg, i gotz to start all over again, so i kept reving it till it hit 3500 and then my engine just stopped. it made a weird noise right before too. so i had my boy pull the head off to check out the engine the next day and this is what we found

here's the rest www.ravingpsycho.com/spoonz
NE ideas wuz up with my ****? I was told I could just polish down the piston tops so its a little smoother and fill in the holes with jbweld and I should be all good, but I wants some pro advice so I thought i'd get my post on up in Hondatech.
Peace...
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 10:03 PM
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hmm I havnt been on this board for a while, so I'll ask.. u guys for ****** real?
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 11:18 PM
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 11:20 PM
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wtf
but seriously how the hell do you tear shiet up like that
i have melted a piston before from n20 but damn what the hell happenend to that
looks like buckshot from a 12guage or something
damn
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 11:45 PM
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thats a joke right?
looks like a canister of BB's got dropped in the cylinder
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Old Dec 19, 2002 | 11:48 PM
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god damn man
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 12:20 AM
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funny sheit, y0!!!
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 12:27 AM
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damn, that gave me some goose bumps!
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 02:51 AM
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Default Re: oh snap, my engine makes weird noises (RyanR)

So your gonna JB Weld the top of the piston....but what about the cylinder wall?
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 04:15 AM
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hey guys,
i dont know if you know this or not, but PUTO in spanish means HOMO (***)

hahahahah so he was racing a HOMO!!!!!!!

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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 04:27 AM
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Yo dawg, don't get up on my boy just cus his name is puto. ****, may be spanish 4 *** but dat foo is straigh up armenian gangsta thug. He always getz all da hunnies when we hit up the middle schools.
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 04:36 AM
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wtf?? This is some funny sheit
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 06:28 AM
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Your such a ****** tool ryan.... Jeesus, if i was greenspan id ban your ***....

ahahah loser....


PS: that was some funny **** though... go fix joe r;s car ya hooker
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 06:43 AM
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I just got sick looking at that. Truly disgutin.

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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 07:24 AM
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H.i.m. sucks stop riding BAM's **** so hard!
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 07:43 AM
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Replace everything!!!! Don't use JB Weld!!!
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 08:19 AM
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Remember, you get what you pay for.
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 11:10 AM
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This motor was in a car that was set/caught on fire. Those blobs of aluminum on the top of the piston are from the melting cylinder head.
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 01:09 PM
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Yo dawg, don't get up on my boy just cus his name is puto. ****, may be spanish 4 *** but dat foo is straigh up armenian gangsta thug. He always getz all da hunnies when we hit up the middle schools.

hhahhhaHahhahahahahaHaHaHHAHHAhaHAHhahAhaHaHahhAAH !!!!!
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 03:10 PM
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buy new pistons, break them repeat
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 03:12 PM
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Yo dawg, don't get up on my boy just cus his name is puto. ****, may be spanish 4 *** but dat foo is straigh up armenian gangsta thug. He always getz all da hunnies when we hit up the middle schools.
What?
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 04:17 PM
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****, don't front like you dont go checking out the 14 year old hoochies. Dem bitches always be jockin ma ryde. I just pull up and rev my **** up to 10K and VTEC be like da pied piper iz t0 mouses.
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 04:56 PM
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mad stupid no wodner what happend !

where you from again ! hehe


[Modified by Lysawy, 8:59 PM 12/20/2002]
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 05:43 PM
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that looks like a miata motor to me...
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Old Dec 20, 2002 | 06:00 PM
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I'll have to take a pick of my freshly blown motor it will make that look good.
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