Ok to make this topic technical, what is the best way to absolutly destroy a 1984 Ponitac 6000 LE but making it look like it had engine problems? You have to help me on this. My power steering is going and I havnt had the transmission fluid changed even though they said it is way over due. What should i do?

 

Nawwwwwzzz

 

is it a manual?

 

Drain all of your oil out, then advance your timing til it pings, then drive it like you stole it, I broke a chevy van by draining the oil and driving everywhere in 1.

 

drain the oil and save it in a clean container. start the motor and hold it to the floor until it starts knocking. put the old oil back in. and beat the **** out of it

 

Drain the all oils and the radiator. Save the fluids. Drive it around till it almost dies completely. Replace all necessary fluids with what you saved early. Start the engine and let the fluids recirculate. Call it a day.

 

put it in drive and get up to around 80MPH,,, brace yourself really well and slam it into 1st. have a nice day!

 

Drive it to work. Pontiac 6000's die by themselves. But if you really want it to go, empty the radiator and put a tampon and some mothballs in the gas tank. Keep it in first gear and keep bouncing it off the revlimiter. As soon as flames start shooting out from under the hood, stop the car, get out and call the fire department.

 

1. find someone w/nos, givem' 20 bucks (end of season, its easier)
2. remove jets from nozzle
3. lay nozzle in intake
4. go to nearest straight road and depress button
5. clean up mess

 

lol

 

No this car has over 200,000 on it and I have poured collent in the carborator and tried the 80mph then in first but it is a automatic and drops to second nd then to first when it is safe, its only 3 spd auto. I go to parking lots rev in N the slam i into D, it just spins the tires a bit. I swear it won't die. I will try the oil and fluids though.

 

easy, Milk and cereal.

 

leave your keys in the car outside a busy mall or something, so that someone could steal it.

 

he said its an 84 pontiac. no ones going to steal it. you could leave it running with the door open in the ghetto and it would be there when you get back.

 

Go buy some dry ice and crush it up pretty fine (small enough to get through your carb). No run with no coolant until the car is nice and hot. Stop and put the car in park with a brick on the gas pedal. Now remove your air cleaner and pour the dry ice in your carb. You will crack a few vital things and there will be nothing left but CO2 in the engine.

 

see, that's just abusing the tranny. Drain the oil, that'll do it.

 

yes this is the plan that i would go with

 

yes this is the plan that i would go with