changing my oil, and everyhting has gone fine until the oil filter, i CAN NOT get this damn thing to budge. I dont have a wrench for it or whatever but i have tried almsot everything. by hand, using rubber bands, trying to stick it with a knife, screw driver, theres jsut not enough room in there for any torque on this thing and its all oily and slippery. plz help with this, im outta options.

 

How about a correct fitting oil filter wrench? Stab a screwdriver right through it (a big one) and pop it loose if that doesnt work. I have a hard time believeing you stabbed a screwdriver thorugh it and it still wont move.