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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 05:47 AM
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This weekend I was at a party, a couple of people were standing around talking about old muscle cars and driving 5 speed manual cars. This father that was there drinking was talking about how little hondas are good cars and give muscle cars a run for their money. My friend butts into the conversation and says...."You should take a ride in my friend Andy's car." The father (drunk as crap) "Oh, what does he drive." My friend "Integra Type R".....Father "OH,Man....driving that car is like having a Permanent Erection!" Everyone started crying it was so funny. I have never heard that about my car, I was shocked that a guy that owns a Old Style Stang would say that about a Honda. Just thought I would share, it was probably more funny to me since I heard it from his mouth. Wonder if any of the magazines would print that?
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 05:53 AM
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My friend "Integra Type R".....Father "OH,Man....driving that car is like having a Permanent Erection!"
Which is not very good for your health...........
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 06:12 AM
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My friend "Integra Type R".....Father "OH,Man....driving that car is like having a Permanent Erection!"
Which is not very good for your health...........

No ****, it starts to ache after a while....

but ****, all the girls at college....can't blame the thing for getting excited


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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 06:44 AM
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Default Re: Permanent Erection! Not OT: (Rob Maybach)

A while ago a spanish young guy has used too much Viagra and had an erection for about 48 hours. His thing turned blue. He went to the hospital and the doctor said it is permanently damaged.....
So, don't drive your ITR for longer than 48 hours.......
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 07:00 AM
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OT; sorry

Hey EuroITR1689,

Do you go to races sometimes? I haven't seen another Dutch R owner on a board that much :L)

Cheers
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 07:27 AM
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A while ago a spanish young guy has used too much Viagra and had an erection for about 48 hours. His thing turned blue. He went to the hospital and the doctor said it is permanently damaged.....
Ouch!
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 07:44 AM
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OT; sorry

Hey EuroITR1689,

Do you go to races sometimes? I haven't seen another Dutch R owner on a board that much :L)

Cheers
I have been on Zandvoort (free practice, Honda days, car #5). PJW and Spiderman are also dutch ITR owners....
Do you know Hyperformance Tuning? We have a Type R meeting on sept. 30!!!! 11:00 in Zoetermeer....



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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 07:53 AM
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YEA!!

The other type "R".
" '00 Accord Type-R 2.2L #30/50 "

Glad you are here. The first real Accord type "R" on Honda-Tech!!!!!




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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 08:37 AM
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Better than viagra
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 08:59 AM
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Can you explain exactly how this whole concept works for FEMALE Type R drivers?
On second thought...I don't want to know !
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 01:37 PM
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Yo

Now I know who sent me that E-mail ;>
I've been on SH for a while, but hardcorehonda noticed me about this forum

Yeap, i've been on the Honda days too. Only pulled the sprint with my ATR though, no free practice.
Heading for Spa this weekend. I'll be doing some track races there ( one of my first ).

Yep, ofcourse I know Hyperformance I'm buying all my parts there :> Good store!
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Old Sep 10, 2001 | 01:39 PM
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Oh BTW, we'll prolly join the guys at the 30th My ATR and my friends ITR ( stock yet ).
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