Sold all my crap, thanks.


Modified by J. Davis at 8:14 PM 6/24/2003

 

can you program/ chip other ecu's??

interested in p06,p05,p75, pr4<--if that is the right code for non obd ls ecu.

or do you possibly have a website that your services can be seen @???

thanks

dave

 

I can reprogram ECUs, yes. I have no website as I am not a business... I'm a hobbyist. I'm just liquidating some stuff I have laying around because I'm sick of having a slow 13 second CRX

I can chip/modify any 92-95 Civic or Integra ECU (except P07 from VX) to control VTEC or non-VTEC engines. If you give me a P75, I can convert it to P72 with IAB support.

I don't care to start an ECU chipping business, but right here right now I'll knock out some ECUs for a decent price. I need to drop a D15 into the beater, and switch around turbo/injectors/suspension on the CRX... for as long as I need those things I'm your man.

 

I would just like to give a bump for the most honest, nicest, and smartest ************ i have EVER met on the internet.

I swear on my family's life when i vouch for this guy.

He not only knows his ****, but he knows it well. Not cause he makes money by it but because he actually enjoys this **** and likes helping other people.

ANyways. a big bump for this pizimp.

 

I think I'm gonna cry after reading that.

 

How much for the 450's? You dont happen to have a resistor box too do you? Thanks

Sean

 

he is one smart noodle indeed

 

The 450cc's have already been claimed if their original recipient flakes. Sorry I didn't update the post.

 

ttt

 

OT
That link is not nice. It froze laptop bigtime.
lol

 

b3435 keeps asking for a piece of software which I own a freeware version of - a freeware version that the author HAS NOT RELEASED and WILL NOT RELEASE. I have told him multiple times, via this forum and email that I WILL NOT give him this software.

For the sort of person who cannot take no for an answer, and stalks a man to sully his for sale posts, GET FUCKED is a fairly polite response.

 

anything for us Obd0 guys

 

Well, I have a thewhitehandofsaruman@yahoo in my inbox... but that was about P28 basemap for Uberchip; the "email" about the uncopyprotected ERM was actually an email notification of a private message to that effect on the Uberchip support forum/NFI Forums. Technically you are semi correct - you never emailed me about a copyable ERM but you did contact me and you have emailed me.

However, examining the tread you link to, anyone can see I'm a royal ***** - don't really care about it either - but you'll have to talk long and hard to explain where I've lied, or to explain why not handing out an uncopyprotected software that the author does not want handed out is immoral? Sure, I waved it under your nose, like a royal *****, but not letting off of it is entirely moral.

I fail to see where a crime of opportunity is any less intentional. You CHOSE to post this. I really really wanted to fill every last one of your current forsale posts full of crap to show you my love, but figured it would be best to PM a moderator first - and I haven't gotten a conclusive answer about that yet.

 

... can the fuel/ign maps of the boost programs be edited specifically to our setups?... also, is it possible to have some sort of launch control included in the program?... lemme know... thanks...

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by b3435 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'm sorry for any trouble I have caused you but you are a ***** as you have said, and you could have just aswered my question from the begining. </TD></TR></TABLE>

I only stated, the one and only time I mentioned that I had an uncopyprotected version of ERM, that is was not ever going to get handed out. That's why this argument is so ******* stupid.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by b3435 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">so my conclusion was that it was okay to post about a potential scammer in their forsale thread.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Ah, so since I won't **** someone else over, regardless of what low opinion the rest of the world has of them (meaning Uberteg/Blake), then I am obviously a potential scammer? Nice logic.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by b3435 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
Never did you tell me, thats the point you seem to miss. I'm sorry for not knowing, all I got was your "Get fucked" remark.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Never did I tell you? The ONLY time I stated I had such software, I said I would NOT hand it out to ANYONE. How the **** did you find out I had it, again?

Dude, quite simply, get fucked.

Oh, and you're welcome for the P28 basemap spliced into P72 code! I sent it to you before I sent it to anybody else, because you're so stupid you NEED a little help and kindness. Even from an ******* like me.

 

"P06 converted to P28. Specify stock, tuner, custom, or boost program. $165"

Is that what I need to get my d16y7(non-vtec) to work with hondata? Thanks,

 

b3435, he is the better man, always has been. Ya **** stick.


Now say thank you...

Or im sending over some of my friends from the pornpig industry to destroy some kneecaps.

 

AHAH. it was meant more along the lines of a joke.. J. Davis is a super nice guy and for some reason he just wants people to think he is an ******* so they leave him alone....

anyways... good job on the thank you. ahah

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by b3435 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

I'm speechless, perhaps your the better man. </TD></TR></TABLE>

No, I'm just this guy.

And Del, you worthless manwhore, that is Pornpig Industries. Since you're so handy with photochop, go make me a logo.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by DIY_Racing &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I would just like to give a bump for the most honest, nicest, and smartest ************ i have EVER met on the internet.

I swear on my family's life when i vouch for this guy.

He not only knows his ****, but he knows it well. Not cause he makes money by it but because he actually enjoys this **** and likes helping other people.

ANyways. a big bump for this pizimp.</TD></TR></TABLE>

THE TRUTH!!!!
Joseph is a great guy, I don't care what anyone says. He does try to be an ******* so people don't but the **** outta him.....if I was him, I'd do the same damn thing.
It pisses me off that anyone would mention his name and scammer in the same sentence, thats fucked up.
Joseph GAVE me a LS block. He didn't sell me one or trade me one, he gave it to me. Thats how I met him, he didn't know me for **** and just let me have it. Now how many people on this board would do that?
He is probably the nicest and most honest person I've met in the car scene. If you don't believe in him, then go **** yourself.
Trailer Park Powa!!!!

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by b3435 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I know, I know I'm wrong sorry


on me</TD></TR></TABLE>

Nah, I am a ***** and did my fair share to cause this conflict.

b3435 and I have been talking via email a bit... we have our **** settled and I am speaking for the both of us when I say that we're sorry if we put anyone else through a bunch of crap just so he + I could come to our current agreement with each other.

I like the fact that despite everything, I could still communicate with this guy. Most people, myself included, get too pissy and can't let things go. b3435 =