Ok so I went to pick up my friend today and the lot was EMPTY!! So I parked waiting for her to come outside. Then suddenly this mini-van pulls right up next to me!!! I am looking in to see if there are any kids in it. Luckily there weren't. So it kinda pissed me off that this lady decided to park right next to me out of all the spots but atleast she didnt have any kids with her. So I calm down....
Then out of nowhere this blue accord pulls right next to me!!! On the other side, I was sandwhiched...I was getting a bit pissed off at this point. But then..BUT THEN!! I look in the back and there are 3-4 kids trying to take their seatbelts off!!!
"Oh helllzzz no", I said.....
Luckily I still had the car running so I put it in reverse and flew out...
I parked in the lot next over and guess what? I saw the door FLY OPEN!!
Now this lot was kinda old so the spaces were really cramped and not well spaced out. Then the father got out of the drivers side and assisted the little rugrats....But looks over and me and stares...trying to figure out why I moved....obviously he didnt get it. And HE shouldnt let the kids open the door by themselves...isnt there a child lock on Accords??
But damnnn if I only decided to stay!!!! sheeshh...
Anyways I thought you guys would like to hear that story I know it sounds stupid but I figured you guys would understand.....

Indy

 

Not a single door ding on my R, yet! *knock on wood*

 

Hahahahahah You make it sound like a near death experience! Was your R's life flashing before your eyes?

 

I would have done the same thing... infact I was at the post office and decided to park up front and wait for my wife to jump out and get some stamps and this big SUV parks right next to me...
There was only the driver a big lady and she just sat there for a while.... ( I guess she was waiting to see if I was 1. moving or 2. getting out of my car do go inside.
Well I just sat there and she finally decides to get out of her car. I just turn my head and stare at her as she is getting out..... she starts to sweat. I know this because I see beeds of sweat startind to appear on her fore head... She very carefully gets out of her car and goes in.
You see it was quite funny, because the lady parked way to close to my car and she was having on hell of a time tring to squeeze her massive girth out of her car with out opening her door all the way and resting it on my car. I would have hate to see what she would have done if I wasn't in the car..........

 

hahaha I notice that too!!
Its funny when you see people carefully opening the door so they dont hit you..and you KNOW they are trying to be careful...but you also know that if you werent in the car, those doors will be flying!!!
Thing is, I am careful especially coming out with someone else in the other car, but even if they werent in the car I would still be carefull...
I guess this is why we park our cars next to other nice car's cause we all appreciate each other....


Indy

 

this bitch in a brand new suburban put her door into my fender and looked at me like I was ****** crazy for giving her a dirty look, then she turns inside of her car to grab **** door still on my ****** fender while hitting her door with her big fat ***... I pull out wait for her to leave, and take my keys out, gratiously put them between my fingers, and walked over to pet her door and write **** you in dust with my keys

 

C'mon man, I don't need to read that crap here....

 

True....
But I prolly would have done the same thing....when it comes to my car....
there's an evil side of me hehehe.
Nahh not really but I prolly would have keyed that big *** guzzler somewhere.....


Indy

 

That is AWESOME! If some fat bitch did that to my R, I would have put the keys in my fist, and carved **** you in her ****.

 

One time I was taking my brother and his fat friend for a ride in my mom's civic to the mall. When we parked in the garage that fat lil ugly kid opened the door straight out into the side of my R. Stoopid ugly little rat, if only he was 75 lbs thinner i'd be a door ding free R.......sigh, 12yr olds these days....

 

speaking of kids, my lil cousin came to the states for summer vacation a while back and put the nastiest looking door ding you could imagine. newayz, they just came back from the outlets and i gues that lil ****** was happy he got a new toy or something cause i stood there in horror as he opened the rear door with such force from a 5 yr old, you wouldve thought the car was on fire. So i stood there and witness my cous nail my eclipses rear panel with a MERCEDES BENZ S CLASS door!!! DO U know how heavy those doors are?! my jaw was on the floor..