The reason for all my white smoke is definitely a bad head gasket. I drained the coolant yesterday and only about a pint came out. Apparently thats the only reason I was able to drive it 60 miles home, though. After I flushed/refilled it, I tried to start the car and ALL of the coolant I just put in came right out of the exhaust tip. Now I have to drain the remainder of the antifreeze, put some oil in through the spark plug ports, crank the motor a few times and hope the rest of the coolant gets burned off. Then its on to my head gasket. What a bitch

 

good story