Check Engine lights, my new idea.

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Mar 30, 2002 | 08:25 PM

Accord94DX

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Check Engine lights, my new idea.

Just a rant.....How about instead of that goddamned amber light shining, leaving one pissed off and wondering, an automated voice come over the radio.....

"Hey you dumb bitch!! You forgot to connect my o2 sensor!!!"

"Hey dipshit!! Why the crazy idle? Reconnect the ******* MAP sensor you *** dumpster!"

You guys get the picture. This pisses me off...

My question:

Anyway to read codes without the aid of a diagnostic scan tool?

[Modified by Accord94DX, 9:27 PM 3/30/2002]

Mar 30, 2002 | 08:41 PM

Kamin

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (Accord94DX)

Yes. the little connector that looks like a phone jack. jam a paperclip in there and the CEL will blink. count the blinks. LOOONG blink means 10, short means 1. so if you have 2 long and 1 short its code 21. you get the idea. and i agree we need an ecu that says "HEY where the **** is the VSS! its not connected!" or "Vtec's not working your gonna be SLOW HAHA"

Mar 30, 2002 | 08:50 PM

Accord94DX

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (KAMiN)

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holy ****. AMAZING!!!!! Where is this phone jack connecter located homey?

Mar 30, 2002 | 09:08 PM

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (Accord94DX)

its next to the ECU

Mar 30, 2002 | 09:18 PM

Accord94DX

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (wotmsedan)

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its next to the ECU

i would probably crap my pants in spontanious joy if someone posted a pic of it....

Mar 30, 2002 | 10:40 PM

Kazmans94cord

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (Accord94DX)

dude you crack me up!

whats up with the sig? DEATH??

Mar 31, 2002 | 10:14 AM

Accord94DX

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (kazmans94cord)

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dude you crack me up!

whats up with the sig? DEATH??

DEATH. MURDER. MASSIVELY MAULING. My car doesn't just beat you, IT BITCH SLAPS YOU TO DEATH THEN PEES ON YOUR GRAVE. Bwahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

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Mar 31, 2002 | 10:24 AM

Kamin

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (Accord94DX)

yea its aboce the ecu just follow the wires up. 2 connectors should come out. they may be wedged pretty far up the kick panel tho.

Mar 31, 2002 | 07:23 PM

Kazmans94cord

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (Accord94DX)

hmm your car beatin mine...very doubtful man! hahaha

Apr 4, 2002 | 10:21 AM

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Re: Check Engine lights, my new idea. (kazmans94cord)

he drives an accord guy... it should be located in the umm.. what do you call that ****.. where the cd player and **** goes.. back in that area... it should be blue.. look there.. the ludes and accord usually have it there.. civics and tegs got it above the ecu... late....

code 99 "hey dipshit.. smart idea but it's not going to work

" hehe