Position available:
Crew Chief/Race Engineer
NASA Honda Challenge H1

Small-time club road-racer ready to move to the next level of performance seeks motivated individual to join the team. Must be enthusiastic, dedicated and have a strong desire to succeed. Experience desirable but not required.

Duties and responsibilities:
• Help with pre-race car maintenance and set-up
• Attend NASA road race events and test dates mainly in SoCal
• Record and organize race data such as tire temps, pressures, alignment settings, lap times, etc.
• Recommend & discuss set-up changes
• Help event prep, pit set-up & team organization

Desirable qualities:
• Familiar with automotive systems and general auto mechanics
• Automotive diagnostic skills a plus
• Interest/knowledge in race car prep, set-up & construction
• Weekends free
• Good organizational skills
• Wife or G.F. who likes to make sandwiches
• Well mannered and pleasant
• Punctual
• Willing to work for no pay other than experience and a free lunch
• Interest and desire to train and manage other crew members
• Your own set-up scales

Please send email describing interest, abilities and useful attributes (if any) and why you’d be willing to do this for free to:

john@thawleyphoto.com

No IMs, please.

 

wow, any 401(k) benefits?

 

And so it begins...

 

Wrong coast...

Sorry don't have a wife or gf who makes good sandwiches.

 

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• Wife or G.F. who likes to make sandwiches

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That's pretty funny right there.

Scott, who has to be careful not to offend my crew chief...I swear sometimes I think he screws up my setup on purpose!

 

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Wife or G.F. who likes to make sandwiches
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LOL

 

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Be fair - You started it.

Scott, who is imagining Chads version of this: "Must have RELIABLE Tow Rig"...

 

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Scott, who is imagining Chads version of this: "Must have RELIABLE Tow Rig"...</TD></TR></TABLE>

And your version...

Must have indept knowledge of Motons and jackstands.
Preferably also a certified psychologist.



Sean who is only kidding.

 

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And your version...

Must have indept knowledge of Motons and jackstands.
Preferably also a certified psychologist.



Sean who is only kidding. </TD></TR></TABLE>

BULLSHIT! I KNOW YOUR NOT!

Scott, who'd have to rank knowledge of jackstands higher than Motons...

 

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• Wife or G.F. who likes to make sandwiches
• Willing to work for no pay other than experience and a free lunch
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Gotta admit, this does seem somewhat contradictory! All the free sandwiches...as long as your wife/girlfriend/lifepartner makes them.

- Mark

 

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Ha!

Scott, who refers to himself in the third person while talking in the third person? Something like that.

Chris

 

Damn John, this is a funny post. A lot of thought went into that write up and I truely hope you can find someone! Good luck next year with all the racing. You know as long as I'm around, I am willing to help out on your car as long as I'm not already working on mine!

 

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Is it contradictory if I buy the groceries? Also, wives and G.F.s only. This is an H1 team!

 

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What no sisters? They can double as umbrella girls too.

 

That's not where that was going....

I thought ya'll California folk were more progressive than that though. Shame on your ignance.

 

I don't know nearly enough to be chief of anything.

i'm a good brainless goon though. good for brute force jobs, or for beating up people you don't like.

 

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Only if they're hot.

 

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Well, mine makes a helluva sandwich, but also brings her nomex.

 

Mine makes fetticine alfredo with tiger shrimp for twenty or so of my best friends. She makes good sandwiches too.

 

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The position has been filled...

 

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Your post is worthess without pics...of his hot sister....

 

If you have a hot sister (anyone) don't hold out!

 

No more ******* TIGER SHRIMP!!!!

 

I'll come play race cars!

(email sent)

 

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Scott, who is imagining Chads version of this: "Must have RELIABLE Tow Rig"...</TD></TR></TABLE>

Nice, that is one of the funniest things I have read.

You could at least give them a parade lap in your race car as some payment since there are no 401K benefits.