Ass Hat call out...
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*** Hat call out...
I read this and damn near fell out of my chair...
Attn: Idiot in the black Civic Si
Date: Mon Sep 26 17:09:56 2005
Hey you, driver of the dusty black '99-'00 Civic Si with the requisite fartcan exhaust and riding-on-the-bumpstops stance: What the expletive is your problem?
You know who you are. It was around 3:30 and we were on SW Front Ave / Naito Parkway... you were headed towards Barbur Blvd., and seconds before you made a complete *** of yourself I had merged into the Lake Oswego exit lane in a white Mustang GT.
I'd just like to know why you felt the need to go screaming past me at redline, sounding like a weedwhacker on crack and spewing blue smoke everywhere while you bounced all over the road, just barely staying within your own lane.
Were you trying to impress me with the 'speed' of your little sporty commuter car? Were you trying to **** me off because I choose to drive an American vehicle? Did you just want to get home in a hurry so you could smoke some rocks and jack off to the mental image of me ******* your mom in the *** while your sister cheers me on?
Your moronic act was obviously deliberate... I just don't understand why would anyone whose ********* have dropped would feel the need to try and impress/**** off the driver of another car who hasn't even acknowledged their existence.
I'm sorry I didn't participate in a "mad tyte street race" with you, but even if I wanted to waste my gas beating a puny Civic, I wouldn't endanger myself and everyone else on the road by doing it on a public road in heavy traffic. If that's what you wanted, I will gladly meet you at PIR and embarrass you in front of a crowd. I already know my car is fast, unlike your vehicle it was designed with that purpose in mind, and I don't need to go racing economy cars on the street to prove it.
You are the epitome of an idiot riceboy... not only do you drive like you have zero regard for your health or that of innocent bystanders, but you also fail miserably in modifying your already mediocre car to increase performance. That blue smoke your car pukes out when you hit the gas? Yeah, that's bad. Your engine is either seriously out of tune, or your rings are shot, but most likely both. The extent of which you have lowered your car has not only ruined the handling, but is killing your shocks, and within a few months of bouncing around on cut springs (or possibly $100 generic ebay coilovers set way too low) your 6 year old Honda will have more squeaks and rattles than my 16 year old Ford.
Grow the expletive up. Throw away that The Fast and the Furious DVD you watch three times a day. You are the reason I sold my Integra and 240SX and bought a domestic car... I feel sorry for the few import enthusiasts left out there that actually know their **** and drive like reasonably sane adults, because these days everyone lumps them in the same group with asshat prepubescent boys like yourself.
I know mommy doesn't let you out past 10 on school nights, but please, if you're going to drive like that on public roads, at least have the ***** to sneak out and do it at 3 am. That way, when you pilot your little tin can into a brick wall at it's top speed of 115 mph, you will be the only casualty.
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Attn: Idiot in the black Civic Si
Date: Mon Sep 26 17:09:56 2005
Hey you, driver of the dusty black '99-'00 Civic Si with the requisite fartcan exhaust and riding-on-the-bumpstops stance: What the expletive is your problem?
You know who you are. It was around 3:30 and we were on SW Front Ave / Naito Parkway... you were headed towards Barbur Blvd., and seconds before you made a complete *** of yourself I had merged into the Lake Oswego exit lane in a white Mustang GT.
I'd just like to know why you felt the need to go screaming past me at redline, sounding like a weedwhacker on crack and spewing blue smoke everywhere while you bounced all over the road, just barely staying within your own lane.
Were you trying to impress me with the 'speed' of your little sporty commuter car? Were you trying to **** me off because I choose to drive an American vehicle? Did you just want to get home in a hurry so you could smoke some rocks and jack off to the mental image of me ******* your mom in the *** while your sister cheers me on?
Your moronic act was obviously deliberate... I just don't understand why would anyone whose ********* have dropped would feel the need to try and impress/**** off the driver of another car who hasn't even acknowledged their existence.
I'm sorry I didn't participate in a "mad tyte street race" with you, but even if I wanted to waste my gas beating a puny Civic, I wouldn't endanger myself and everyone else on the road by doing it on a public road in heavy traffic. If that's what you wanted, I will gladly meet you at PIR and embarrass you in front of a crowd. I already know my car is fast, unlike your vehicle it was designed with that purpose in mind, and I don't need to go racing economy cars on the street to prove it.
You are the epitome of an idiot riceboy... not only do you drive like you have zero regard for your health or that of innocent bystanders, but you also fail miserably in modifying your already mediocre car to increase performance. That blue smoke your car pukes out when you hit the gas? Yeah, that's bad. Your engine is either seriously out of tune, or your rings are shot, but most likely both. The extent of which you have lowered your car has not only ruined the handling, but is killing your shocks, and within a few months of bouncing around on cut springs (or possibly $100 generic ebay coilovers set way too low) your 6 year old Honda will have more squeaks and rattles than my 16 year old Ford.
Grow the expletive up. Throw away that The Fast and the Furious DVD you watch three times a day. You are the reason I sold my Integra and 240SX and bought a domestic car... I feel sorry for the few import enthusiasts left out there that actually know their **** and drive like reasonably sane adults, because these days everyone lumps them in the same group with asshat prepubescent boys like yourself.
I know mommy doesn't let you out past 10 on school nights, but please, if you're going to drive like that on public roads, at least have the ***** to sneak out and do it at 3 am. That way, when you pilot your little tin can into a brick wall at it's top speed of 115 mph, you will be the only casualty.
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Re: *** Hat call out... (Haleiwa-Brando)
i read that as well, pretty funny, but very true.
Just last night, i was at a red light, in a minivan, and these kids in some eg hatch are next to me, i am looking ahead, and can see in the corner of my eye they are looking at me, but i never looked over, then they look off really fast, and just started flipping me off, i didn't even know thee guys, but they appeared to be around the same age as me, that thing sounded like a little rc car when it took off, sad kind of, the the part that is even more sad..i down shifted and passed them..
, i hope my mini van isn't as fast as their "race car"
Just last night, i was at a red light, in a minivan, and these kids in some eg hatch are next to me, i am looking ahead, and can see in the corner of my eye they are looking at me, but i never looked over, then they look off really fast, and just started flipping me off, i didn't even know thee guys, but they appeared to be around the same age as me, that thing sounded like a little rc car when it took off, sad kind of, the the part that is even more sad..i down shifted and passed them..
, i hope my mini van isn't as fast as their "race car"
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