PORSCHE GT3 OWNERS REFUSE TO LEAVE PADDOCK AT "OCCUPY PORTLAND INT'L RACEWAY"
Sparco-clad mob claims upcoming LeMons race unfair to super-rich.

Portland OR--Sporting carbon-fiber eyewear, identity-hiding Nomex balaclavas, and $1600 driving suits, a huge crowd of lime-green-GT3-owning protesters has occupied Portland International Raceway in the runup to 24 Hours of LeMons' mid-February crapcan race there.

Identifying themselves as "The 1% Who Aren't Embarrassed to be Seen in Lime-Green GT3s," the occupiers vow to remain in the PIR paddock until LeMons stops letting "...broke talentless amateurs" compete in its series. Their manifesto demands racing remain limited to "...trained professionals and exceedingly rich talentless amateurs."