I think my cars about to get jacked
03-05-2002, 01:06 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (MugenEF7)
I'm always partial to tri-pod mounted, belt fed machine guns with hypersensitive laser motion sensors ....... works every time .... 
03-05-2002, 01:13 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (ImportHatch)
If you're only doing a kill switch, you'd better hope their after the whole car and not just something off of the car. Around where I live, cers getting stollen is a rarity, but stereos, etc getting stollen out of cars is a daily occurence. If you're looking for a really cheap way to deter (not stop) theives, put a blinking red led in the dash. most amatures just keep going when they see one.
03-05-2002, 01:33 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (ImportHatch)
Yeah my room is facing the street and I can see my car from my window, I also got a motion detector light pointed at it so It would be obvious if someone was by it.
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03-05-2002, 01:57 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (ImportHatch)
Ok here’s what you do:
Buy a goat. Tie him to the nearest lamppost with a heavy rope and give him a pack of cigarettes to eat. Next, take a five gallon tank of gas and pour it over your car. Light a match. After that, order several hundred tons of compost to be poured at the entryway to your street; blocking the way to your house. Following this, phone your place of employment tell them that you have explosive diarrhea and wont be into work for a couple days. Next, order a nights worth of porno on the boob tube and stock your fridge full of wine coolers. Call every good looking girl you know and invite them to your house for a little party. After invitations, go to your neighbor’s house and slug him dead in the face (if he didn’t deserve it by now, he eventually will do something later that will justify your assault).
Voila!!!! Problem solved!!!
You now have:
1. No more car to worry about
2. A street that is blocked by a barrier disallowing any motorcar travel
3. The next few days off from work
4. A house full of pretty girls (horny and drunk from the porno and wine coolers)
5. Finally gotten back at that ******* neighbor for all the trouble he has caused (or will cause later)
The only downside to this plan is that you now own a hungry goat with a bad nicotine habit that has probably chewed through the rope holding it down and trotted off to go sift through the trash heap you dumped at the start of the street.
But hey...... you gotta do what ya gotta do!!!
Buy a goat. Tie him to the nearest lamppost with a heavy rope and give him a pack of cigarettes to eat. Next, take a five gallon tank of gas and pour it over your car. Light a match. After that, order several hundred tons of compost to be poured at the entryway to your street; blocking the way to your house. Following this, phone your place of employment tell them that you have explosive diarrhea and wont be into work for a couple days. Next, order a nights worth of porno on the boob tube and stock your fridge full of wine coolers. Call every good looking girl you know and invite them to your house for a little party. After invitations, go to your neighbor’s house and slug him dead in the face (if he didn’t deserve it by now, he eventually will do something later that will justify your assault).
Voila!!!! Problem solved!!!
You now have:
1. No more car to worry about
2. A street that is blocked by a barrier disallowing any motorcar travel
3. The next few days off from work
4. A house full of pretty girls (horny and drunk from the porno and wine coolers)
5. Finally gotten back at that ******* neighbor for all the trouble he has caused (or will cause later)
The only downside to this plan is that you now own a hungry goat with a bad nicotine habit that has probably chewed through the rope holding it down and trotted off to go sift through the trash heap you dumped at the start of the street.
But hey...... you gotta do what ya gotta do!!!
03-05-2002, 02:50 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (WannaGetaREX)
put empty and half full beer bottles on top of your car from different breweries. makes it look like you and the boys are up partying. also get one of those clutch pedal locks. cant do a motor swap w/o a clutch
03-05-2002, 03:20 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (TorteX)
First of all, buy a 308, or a 30-06 or even a 0.50 caliber, something hard. A shotgun will have to many chances to hit the car!' then, put your kill switch, then pull off the gas pump fuse, and remove a rear tire letting the car jacked all night long.
So now, when they will try to get the car started, you will heard them and, open the window ( in witch you have put a video Camera in ) and Shoot those bastard in the feet, ( don't be surprised, the feet will violentle explode) then, if you can,t reach one feet, don't mind, this is their fault, SHOOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD. ( this one will also explode if you are not too far.) then don't call the cop, theyr friend will pick up them and get away, saying you are an armed and Violent Psychotic Maniac. At least this is what they said from me (joking)
So now, when they will try to get the car started, you will heard them and, open the window ( in witch you have put a video Camera in ) and Shoot those bastard in the feet, ( don't be surprised, the feet will violentle explode) then, if you can,t reach one feet, don't mind, this is their fault, SHOOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD. ( this one will also explode if you are not too far.) then don't call the cop, theyr friend will pick up them and get away, saying you are an armed and Violent Psychotic Maniac. At least this is what they said from me
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03-05-2002, 05:56 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (eraser)
disconnect your ecu and take it with you
put your car on jackstands...
put your car on jackstands...
03-05-2002, 06:44 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (mindtrix)
not hard if u dont put the bolts in the cover, get an alarm with a microwave sener aka a perimiter senser and set it really sensitive so they here BACK THE **** UP OWNER IS CRAZY AND HAS A GUN POINTED AT UR HEAD
03-05-2002, 07:49 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (jdmB18hatch)
fule pump fuse is a good idea but even better replace it with a blown fuse to slow them down even more, and get an alarm for 150$ it is definatly<spell?? 
worth the peice of mind and for a bit more you could ad a extra siren, horn honk, flash every light on the car or even a pager to tell you when your car is tampered with. another good idea is after the alarm install wad up a bunch of wire and zip tie it under the dash, i would say use some yello loom on some of the wires to make them look like airbag wires but no crx has airbags that i know of(well not the kind to save your life any way). if you wander what the wire waded up under the dash is for it, it would at least make them think o my god what the hell is this, and even better yet get some sirens mounted under the dash aka pain generators.
worth the peice of mind and for a bit more you could ad a extra siren, horn honk, flash every light on the car or even a pager to tell you when your car is tampered with. another good idea is after the alarm install wad up a bunch of wire and zip tie it under the dash, i would say use some yello loom on some of the wires to make them look like airbag wires but no crx has airbags that i know of(well not the kind to save your life any way). if you wander what the wire waded up under the dash is for it, it would at least make them think o my god what the hell is this, and even better yet get some sirens mounted under the dash aka pain generators.
03-05-2002, 08:06 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (89SivicHatch)
You could:
1.Have your friend steal your car before they get a chance to. (Park it at your friend's house)
Trick someone into parking a nicer car next to your car.
Tie a scary dog to it.
Tie your scary friend to it.
Buy a back of condoms, soak them in vegetable oil overnight, place them strategically around the car.
Write "IF YOU STEAL THIS FUXORZ I WILL COME DOWN AND BEAT YOUR STUPID ***** AND THEN TAKE YOUR CARZ AND MAKE THEM MY CARZ NO REALLY DONT STEAL MY CAR OR YOU WILL BE GAY AND YOU DONT WANT TO BE GAY NOW DO YOU?"
Or...if worse comes to worse...
Steal it back.
Go steal one of their cars.
Trust me on this, I took night school to learn this stuff.
"Just remember, if they're on your property with bad intentions, it's you're constitutional right to badly intend your foot up his ***."
-Ed
1.Have your friend steal your car before they get a chance to. (Park it at your friend's house)
Trick someone into parking a nicer car next to your car.
Tie a scary dog to it.
Tie your scary friend to it.
Buy a back of condoms, soak them in vegetable oil overnight, place them strategically around the car.
Write "IF YOU STEAL THIS FUXORZ I WILL COME DOWN AND BEAT YOUR STUPID ***** AND THEN TAKE YOUR CARZ AND MAKE THEM MY CARZ NO REALLY DONT STEAL MY CAR OR YOU WILL BE GAY AND YOU DONT WANT TO BE GAY NOW DO YOU?"
Or...if worse comes to worse...
Steal it back.
Go steal one of their cars.
Trust me on this, I took night school to learn this stuff.
"Just remember, if they're on your property with bad intentions, it's you're constitutional right to badly intend your foot up his ***."
-Ed
03-06-2002, 04:34 AM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (EF'n Fast)
another good idea... (no, seriously) is to put another car behind yours and pin your car in...if they want your car, they're gonna have got get through another car
03-07-2002, 01:57 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (WannaGetaREX)
Pull the starter signal fuse (10 amp) in the main box, and then your ecu won't have to keep 'resetting', and you'll hear the car turning over and just not firing.
03-10-2002, 07:52 PM
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Re: I think my cars about to get jacked (ImportHatch)
I added a second siren to my alarm so you can here it from pretty far. I can also tell it's my car going off because the 2 sirens aren't completely in sync with each other. Adding a couple of blinking LEDs also deters amatuer thieves.