aonick

monkeys trying to jack my 92 civic hatchback! was in kmart parkin lot, i was shopping. walked out side the was a guy standing by my car. it look like he was lookin in it. so i started walking faster! i thought he was checking to see if it was open. or something,then i seen he was ****** with my door. putting a flat head int the door!! then he seen me, jumped in some old 90-93 teg! an hulled *** off, i was not to get him! so i called the 50! they wrote up some bs! my door handel is all fucked uP! getting a new one today!!! if they would of jacked my civic what the whould of got off it? i got a stock motor, with an auto!

GTlvr82

Dude, I would have shot his ***...j/k . How come you couldn't get his plates...i got a photographic memory so it is easy for me. At least your timing was right.
A SCRew DRiver???...he's got the mad skills yO!!

aonick

ya i know man! it was a flat head!! i think thim ******* was prob going to do a vin swap or some ****!! who knows!!!!!damn eg hatchs are very rare. every bodys is looking for thim!

SoulSurfer

Just an amateur looking for a stereo or shift **** most likely.

sparq

Damn dude, english...

00MRSi

lol...

Glad you were able to save your car.. POS thieves..

DragII

lol, you put "!!!" after every sentence

I didnt' know monkeys could drive though...do you live near a zoo?


[Modified by DragII, 8:28 AM 2/3/2003]

upNover

DAMN! This **** is not going to stop!!!

Did you get the liscense plate #? Try getting that first so the cops got suspects to look into. You should've broke their glass with something you bought from Kmart...

mattcxb18

Thats what I think also.

Shawn C

iTrader: (1)

you got lucky that he was a FAWKING RETARD! he probably stole that screwdriver from k-mart and was like, "hey guys check out my totally awesome skrillas, yO! I can use a screwdriver in place of a key!" i guess he didnt realize it wasnt a FORD. i would suggest getting an alarm.

josups

if i am guessing right, by monkeys you mean black people. yous hould probably change that. that is pretty insulting to black people on this board. this isn't a white supremicist board.

B18C5-EH2

Actually your post just shows that you're probably the one with the racist mind linking the term "monkeys" to black people.

I never once saw him say that the guy was black, so thanks for opening that can of worms josups. Looks like you might succeed in jacking this poor guy's thread because you wanted to turn it into a racial thing.

If this gets out of hand I will lock it.

josups

that's just what i know the word by, i am by far not racist. and it seems like you opened up the can of worms for me. but i will drop it.

Shawn C

iTrader: (1)

how about we drop the racist stuff until aonick says something about it. this will get out of hand until he does if we dont. everybody's subconsciously racist, sexist, and prejudist, but we try not to be. Be good people and let it go. a purple guy was breaking into his car. dont get off topic.

devonic

happened to my friend like 2 years ago when he worked at UPS in philly...i lent him my car cd player and my cds since i had wrecked my car...he came out after work and they'd used a screwdriver on both front locks and the trunk to get into his car...i lost 200 cds

nerdsports

personally. i woulda ran to the ****** and drop kicked the *** and wouldnt have let the ****** live another day!!! if i was to see someone messing with my car i would simply go nuts on them!!! the 5-0 isnt gonna do much when u dont have a plate # or anything... good luck on getting it fixed and get an alarm!!! a really loud onE!!!!

no comment on the "monkey" thing just in before it gets locked up

smnowell

If I saw some guy trying to break into my car, **** the 5-0, jump his *** right there! Good thing you came out when you did though And a BIG to all the thieves out there

Maybomb119

It's a sad country we are living in when you can't even go to K-mart without worrying that somthing is going to happen to your car. Thieves are a big part of what makes this country seem like a big ****-hole.

swrdply400mrelay

Ya shoulda snuck up on him and kicked the crap out of him. The best way to start from behind is punching both his kidneys. This should disable him temporarily. At this point you have a few options: You could just keep pounding his kidneys with your fists 'o fury, or move onto other body parts.

Now normally, groin kicking is dirty fighting. But if he tries to jack your stuff, I see it as fair game. After all, your car can't protect itself can it? Stomach punching works too. Now is the time to push him to the ground and just jump on him over and over. And I mean go nuts. Stomp him! Then you put your foot on his throat and apply apply pressure to the point where he is gagging. At this point you whip out the cell, or get an innocent bystander to call the fuzz. You may only take your foot off his throat if he passes out. Don't worry, he won't die unless he's already passed out and you continue to cut off his circulation.




[Modified by swrdply400mrelay, 10:53 PM 2/3/2003]

mycivicstoo(s)low

He was probably a K-Mart employee, you know times are tough around there.

Patrick

Man, Im so sick of inoccent civic owners gettin their stuff messed with.

blkDOHCsol

WTF?? He obviously didnt mean that real monkeys were trying to steal his car...Like if he put Crackers trying to steal my car, it wouldnt be boxes of Zesty. Dont jump on that guys *** for stating the obvious.

Be2g0

are you sayin monkeys cause they were black...im just asking..i am blk so i thought i would ask...not to mean any harm or anything....ight..tahnx..peace..but thats fucked up they tried to steal ur car anyway....who ever it was!!!

josups

thank you, no hard feelings b18c5-eh2

josups

my point exactly, but lets not rob his thread.