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07-20-2002, 03:39 AM

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honda story

'Twas the night before the street race and all through the streets No car exhaust was made not even a peep The honda was parked in the garage for the night I was in bed, snuggled up with some hotties for the night The cleaners put away in the cabinets and drawers, The only sound from the house were a few loud snores In hopes that St. Honda soon would be there When out in the street i heard a great roar, it sounded like tornadoes coming to my door I sprang from my bed, threw on my pants, ran to the window and took a quick glance, and there in the street sat a honda or three, one civic hatch, one crx, and one coupe to be seen. Their motors all reved, surged and blew off, i could tell right away they were hardcore not soft
Out stepped the drivers, two guys and a girl, Stephen, Lisa, Ed : three fastest hondas in the world. They all carried gifts for under my tree, intake, header, exhaust one fo each from three cam gears, pulleys, strut bars and springs, i wondered what i would do with all of these things.... Put them on your honda, make it go fast, tear up the streets and kick the domestics *** Next is the turbo, nitrous, and supercharger.....and then came the motor to swap out for something larger All it takes is a little work we know it can be done, make your honda fast 9 sec's is fun

With those words of wisdom they climbed into thier rides, lined up in the street, sides by side Then all of a sudden christmas trees appeared, but not the kind thought of this time of year Three yellows and a green the lights quickly dropped, the three squealed at the line ......OH crap its the cops!!!! They all got away leaving the 5 0 in the dust, no tickets, no impounds, not even a bust Last thing i heard as they speed out of sight.....GET YOU CAR RUNNING THERES A STREET RACE TONIGHT

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