Offical eH squad list.
as stated below.
it is a pretty cool place to hangout. they have nice drinks like martinies, fuzzy navels, cherry bombs, and everyone's favorite, nut liquor. a good spot for a game of pocket pool and fresh tossed salads.
i will let it go for the time being, just because i used to have a dx hatchback.
i will let it go for the time being, just because i used to have a dx hatchback.
lol it was a lurk shot.
Props for having your priorities straight, 
lmfao lol. Good story.
lol wut? Youre the donkey? Woulda swore you were the guy towards the right.
x2 congrats Gabe what are the names you have in mind?
wrd haha this is too funny brad. Always makes the thread be hilarious lol, everytime I come in here now its like
I remember when this thread would barely move sometimes and it just be "mehh"
I find it crazy that some people got together and decided that rancho cucamonga was a nice name for a place 
Typical MA hatch owner lol. 
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This dude lives 30 mins from everywhere goddamn! Everything you could want is within a quick driving distance. Kardashian house is prob 25 minutes out
that is totally true. when i was in school, i had 2 jobs which weren't full time. both jobs combined i almost turned 40 hours plus my 15 or so credit hours, yet i had all the time in the world. heck, most days i was in the gym for 3+ hours plus saturday morning basketball(7-10am).
then we had bailynn, so the family thing came into play and brandy said either get the hatch done or sell it. so, i got another job to fund the hatch. i didn't get to go to the gym and i was working 9am to 1am everyday except thursday and saturday, but i was off sundays. it was pretty hard keeping "everyone" happy. the bank account looked good, but that was about it. the stomach blew up, me and brandy did fine, yet i felt i never saw bai.
i quit the part time which has been for the better family wise, but pocket wise, not so much. getting the chance to see her "grow up" is well worth it though. always awesome to go home and hear "c'mon daddy, let's go to the playroom."
then we had bailynn, so the family thing came into play and brandy said either get the hatch done or sell it. so, i got another job to fund the hatch. i didn't get to go to the gym and i was working 9am to 1am everyday except thursday and saturday, but i was off sundays. it was pretty hard keeping "everyone" happy. the bank account looked good, but that was about it. the stomach blew up, me and brandy did fine, yet i felt i never saw bai.
i quit the part time which has been for the better family wise, but pocket wise, not so much. getting the chance to see her "grow up" is well worth it though. always awesome to go home and hear "c'mon daddy, let's go to the playroom."

my name is brad, but i go by el conquistador. it sounds more latin, "el conquistador, is that spanish?" all of the time. either that or "oh that is a nice name el conquistador, i like that."
sounds super nasty with the girls, i'll tell you that. bishes love it y0! :p
now, there was a skit on bob and tom from tom mabe, where he calls a dealership and wants to be referred to as el conquistador. very funny skit, i can't find it on youtube, so i'll post another prank.
but, with that said, at a younger point in my life i was dating this girl. early in the "relationship" she called me sweetie or something along those lines. i replied with "what, sweetie, what is that." she says "well, what do you want me to call you." i chuckle and say "el conquistador.!" she about hits the floor in laughter, "el conquistador." what is that. i explain somethings and from then on i was referred to as el conquistador. lol. we weren't really talking at the time, but a few weeks after "breaking up". even though i doubt we were ever "together", she text me and says "sorry to bother, but i just lost it in class. the professor just said el conquistador and i laughed out loud, then everyone just stared at me." hahahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OgWcwgB50
sounds super nasty with the girls, i'll tell you that. bishes love it y0! :p
now, there was a skit on bob and tom from tom mabe, where he calls a dealership and wants to be referred to as el conquistador. very funny skit, i can't find it on youtube, so i'll post another prank.
but, with that said, at a younger point in my life i was dating this girl. early in the "relationship" she called me sweetie or something along those lines. i replied with "what, sweetie, what is that." she says "well, what do you want me to call you." i chuckle and say "el conquistador.!" she about hits the floor in laughter, "el conquistador." what is that. i explain somethings and from then on i was referred to as el conquistador. lol. we weren't really talking at the time, but a few weeks after "breaking up". even though i doubt we were ever "together", she text me and says "sorry to bother, but i just lost it in class. the professor just said el conquistador and i laughed out loud, then everyone just stared at me." hahahaha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7OgWcwgB50
lol wut? Youre the donkey? Woulda swore you were the guy towards the right.
x2 congrats Gabe what are the names you have in mind?
are you going to name your kid claudio felliphe? might not be a good girl's name, but imagine as she gets older. people would say "She Has Grown.", then into her teen years her peers would say she is a Hot Boy Killer. but, that is when you lock the door because you don't want her meeting the jay cutlers of the world.
SHG & HBK on lock always.
SHG & HBK on lock always.
I remember when this thread would barely move sometimes and it just be "mehh"

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This dude lives 30 mins from everywhere goddamn! Everything you could want is within a quick driving distance. Kardashian house is prob 25 minutes out
"PANCAKE STYLE" lol
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on other notes. kevin does live about 30-60mins away from alot of good ****. me im smack in the middle. i can flip flop all over the state. i love being able to drive to hmotors any time i really feel like it. can personally pick out my stuff i want. must be nice. oh thats right it is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQPbLJ__wdQ all of his songs are true. word for word.
I'm jealous, when I go to California next year I'm going to fill out some job applications. Ill see if I can find a job over there and possibly move out there.
**** the kardashian's. bunch of my sister had a sex tape fame ******. i swear if i ever hear a little girl say i want to be like kim im going to have to tell her the truth about her fame. You want to get pounded out on video so the world can see it? Good goals sweetheart good goals dont aim to high.
on other notes. kevin does live about 30-60mins away from alot of good ****. me im smack in the middle. i can flip flop all over the state. i love being able to drive to hmotors any time i really feel like it. can personally pick out my stuff i want. must be nice. oh thats right it is.
on other notes. kevin does live about 30-60mins away from alot of good ****. me im smack in the middle. i can flip flop all over the state. i love being able to drive to hmotors any time i really feel like it. can personally pick out my stuff i want. must be nice. oh thats right it is.
I know whos picking my motor hrmmmm.

Other than that sounds like a good place to live since theres so much to do.
Good lol.

I've heard of people doing it, just want to make sure it's kosher. I don't want to go stupid low, but I do want to be able to at least tuck the top of the tires.
i have a few, but i will leave them be considering it is just your initials. that is a lot better than say, the hot boy king. ge ge get it shawty! lol.
**** the kardashian's. bunch of my sister had a sex tape fame ******. i swear if i ever hear a little girl say i want to be like kim im going to have to tell her the truth about her fame. You want to get pounded out on video so the world can see it? Good goals sweetheart good goals dont aim to high.
soooo, you are saying the bodies are the same? c'mon, where is the lurk shots of that! fap, fap, brap, brap!
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lol its not that serious, its only 10 members. Everyone wants the banners lol.
My sister looks like Kim kardashian IMO lol, I trip at that. Her face is similar sorta.
I know whos picking my motor hrmmmm.
Thats nuts, I don't know how I would feel about moving somewhere far away from everyone I know. Have fun owing your hatch there though
Other than that sounds like a good place to live since theres so much to do.
Good lol.
My sister looks like Kim kardashian IMO lol, I trip at that. Her face is similar sorta.
I know whos picking my motor hrmmmm.
Thats nuts, I don't know how I would feel about moving somewhere far away from everyone I know. Have fun owing your hatch there though

Other than that sounds like a good place to live since theres so much to do.
Good lol.
hahahahahahahahahaha. that donkey works with me, he is different to say the least.
i have a few, but i will leave them be considering it is just your initials. that is a lot better than say, the hot boy king. ge ge get it shawty! lol.
hahaha. brandy's sisters love those kardashian shows. there are 2 good things about ray j, one, like claudio, his sister is hot. and well two being he put kim on blast. that girl has donkey for days. i like how her sister is married to the wannabe donald trump lookin' mug!
soooo, you are saying the bodies are the same? c'mon, where is the lurk shots of that! fap, fap, brap, brap!
i have a few, but i will leave them be considering it is just your initials. that is a lot better than say, the hot boy king. ge ge get it shawty! lol.
hahaha. brandy's sisters love those kardashian shows. there are 2 good things about ray j, one, like claudio, his sister is hot. and well two being he put kim on blast. that girl has donkey for days. i like how her sister is married to the wannabe donald trump lookin' mug!
soooo, you are saying the bodies are the same? c'mon, where is the lurk shots of that! fap, fap, brap, brap!






