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found this in another thread...sorry if u've already read the joke..i found it rather amusing..
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.
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Re: (FreshEG6!*)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FreshEG6!* »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">goodnight squad. </TD></TR></TABLE>
..night..
..night..
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..night..</TD></TR></TABLE>
..night..</TD></TR></TABLE>
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Re: (cranberry)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by cranberry »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">well they cant pop me for smog if all goes well....so thats all i care about.</TD></TR></TABLE>
welps better mod accordingly then...smog sucks ***.
damm CA hippies
welps better mod accordingly then...smog sucks ***.
damm CA hippies
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From: bAnAnA spokin in ELA, KILLACALI
Re: (FreshEG6!*)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FreshEG6!* »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">found this in another thread...sorry if u've already read the joke..i found it rather amusing..
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.</TD></TR></TABLE>
that is pretty funny....im glad my girl wants it as much as i do
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her.</TD></TR></TABLE>
that is pretty funny....im glad my girl wants it as much as i do
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Re: (cuz_ican)
hey guys whats up?
was out all day yesterday with my part time boss, he's my mate who runs a mail order japanese performance tuning and styling company.
I raided his parts department yesterday with what i need to service my EG6 since i hit 30k yesterday
Picked up some Denso Iridium Spark Plugs, some 5w 40 fully synthetic oil, a hamp oil filter (no mugen ones left ) and a cambelt
Still waiting on a water pump, an aluminium cam seal, discs and pads all round.
I was gonna change the oil today but it started raining, and my garage isnt big enough to do it inside
was out all day yesterday with my part time boss, he's my mate who runs a mail order japanese performance tuning and styling company.
I raided his parts department yesterday with what i need to service my EG6 since i hit 30k yesterday
Picked up some Denso Iridium Spark Plugs, some 5w 40 fully synthetic oil, a hamp oil filter (no mugen ones left
) and a cambeltStill waiting on a water pump, an aluminium cam seal, discs and pads all round.
I was gonna change the oil today but it started raining, and my garage isnt big enough to do it inside
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Re: (FreshEG6!*)
what up squad. two days left at this job! then I get to mess around with my neglected hatch for a month before starting my new job and get in shape.
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lol....nice one
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FreshEG6!* »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">found this in another thread...sorry if u've already read the joke..i found it rather amusing..
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lol....nice one
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Re: (cranberry)
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that is pretty funny....im glad my girl wants it as much as i do </TD></TR></TABLE>
that is pretty funny....im glad my girl wants it as much as i do </TD></TR></TABLE>
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Re: (Braco11)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by cuz_ican »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">damn yall...ive been out of it...my car got hit on the drivers side quarter...it will get fixed.....ill get some pics soon....</TD></TR></TABLE>
How'd that happen?
How'd that happen?
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Re: (shyboi4u)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by shyboi4u »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">morning...yesterday i put some aftermarket tweeters in my door panels...they didn't have the stock tweeters in them...and i also took the driver side tint off...</TD></TR></TABLE>
Sounds good, what kind of system do you have in your car?
Sounds good, what kind of system do you have in your car?
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How'd that happen?</TD></TR></TABLE>
How'd that happen?</TD></TR></TABLE>
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Re: (The_General)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by The_General »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Mine...hold on....no it's not </TD></TR></TABLE>
lol....well you can have the almost bottom of this page.
</TD></TR></TABLE>lol....well you can have the almost bottom of this page.
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From: Dirty Souf, StarkVegas
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by The_General »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sounds good, what kind of system do you have in your car?</TD></TR></TABLE>
i have some fultron (how ever you spell it) tweeters. i've had them sitting on the dash. when i got the EX door panels they had the housing for the tweeter but the tweeters was taking out. i been wanting to put them in the door but i've been lazy to do it...my headdeck is old. it from 98 it was in the car when i bought it....i been wanting a new one but i tell myself, if it isn't broken, don't replace it.
i have some fultron (how ever you spell it) tweeters. i've had them sitting on the dash. when i got the EX door panels they had the housing for the tweeter but the tweeters was taking out. i been wanting to put them in the door but i've been lazy to do it...my headdeck is old. it from 98 it was in the car when i bought it....i been wanting a new one but i tell myself, if it isn't broken, don't replace it.
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Re: (The_General)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by The_General »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Mine...hold on....no it's not </TD></TR></TABLE>
haha....cuz its mine.....
</TD></TR></TABLE>haha....cuz its mine.....