ace1875

I had a girl ask me, "How do you change the CD in this?". She was looking at my VAFC.

I also had a guy ask me at a stop light if i wanted to buy some spinner hub caps for my rims. I had Slipstreams.

LSVtecEK1

My girlfriend always used to ask why its so bouncy in my car and now she just wears a sports bra so it doesnt hurt.

I raced some kid with a 4 door ef when i had a stock b16 in my ek coupe and when i won, i popped the hood to let him look, then he asked if i had a vtec controller, and said "****" i wouldnt have raced you if i knew you had a vtec controller.

The other day a mustang gt pulled up next to me saying my car sounds like it cant go above 30 mph. so i said it doesnt and asked him how fast his car goes. Then he reved and said "american muscle bitch" so i said back "american built honda power". He took off and i let him go a little, then got on it and hit VTEC in 3rd right past his window.HE WAS SCARED after that and didnt want anymore.

ace1875

A friend of mine wanted to buy a CRX after seeing my HB. He was all pumped up, and i knew where one was, that was cheap too.

Him - "I have everything planned out. I know exactly what i'm going to do to it.
Me - "Yeah what?"
Him - "underbody Neons, aggressor body kit, 18" chromes"
Me - "No motor swap?
Him - "Why waste my money it already has a motor. So where is that CRX that you where talking about?"
Me - "uuuhhh, they sold it"

phillycx

Whenever I tell people that I race they always ask me if street racing is illegal? and how much money do I usually bet on a race?

When I tell them I autocross and it costs like $35 per event, and I'm about to try HPDE they look at me like "what the hell is that?"

F&F has ruined it for everyone...I'm convinced.

cxjon

"why waste money on a honda" that was asked by a neon drive after he told me his head gasket went... lol

Jaysun

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Me - "uuuhhh, they sold it"</TD></TR></TABLE>

hahaha

cxjon

when are you buying rims?

after almost beating a 85 supra "are you spraying"

RCHB

i said this to my homie with his brand new EVO

"hey, wanna buy some altezzas.......oh ****, you already bought some"

Happyman

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RCHB &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i said this to my homie with his brand new EVO

"hey, wanna buy some altezzas.......oh ****, you already bought some"</TD></TR></TABLE>
cute

FlatBrokeHatch

ricer...."Is your hatch fast?"

me..."its a stock D15B7"

ricer..."Holy ****, sounds crazy"

me...

OR...

american muscle head..."you wanna race?"

me..."no"

american muscle head...."its prolly slow anyways, ****** hondas"

Me..."very observant"


Modified by FlatBrokeHatch at 6:33 AM 3/6/2004

AllMTRWH0R3

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american muscle head...."its prolly slow anyways, ****** hondas"

Me..."very observant"</TD></TR></TABLE>

hehe tell him to come to cali and race me hehe then he wont be saying ****** hondas

this happend a day ago

guy: your back seats are missing
me : I know!
guy : what you think that makes your car faster?
me: no I just dont like people in my car
guy: oh that's why you guys do that?
me: yeah

h22John

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another time while i was working i happen to come to this guys house with a 3000 GT SL and 300 ZX parked in his garage:

ME: "nice cars you got there"
HIM: "thanks"
ME: "what all do you have done to them?"
HIM: "HKS exhaust and JDM coilovers"
ME: "really? what brand of coilovers"
HIM: "they're JDM coilovers"

-at this point i knew to stop asking him anything else about his cars</TD></TR></TABLE>....."JDM engineering" is a company that makes suspension components, many honda challenge racers use them. Dunno if they make springs though. Now for my stupidity. Was at the local autox for the first time with my h22 EH3 and RangerDan on this forum was there with his b18c-r eg. Well anyway I ask him what engine he has swapped, and he tells me a jdm type-r motor. I look at him confused and say, "why the heck ya do that? you could have just gotten a b18c5, it's the same thing" (or something to that effect).........So anyway, I was basing my info off of an article I read in scc, and all the specs were the same for this ITR engine as it was for RangerDans ITR, so I was convinced I was right. Well that night I went home and flipped to that article only to find out they were in JAPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........Yeah I felt like an ***, dumbest thing I've ever said........And the whole time, Dan or John never told me to shut the hell up, super nice guys ..........John

Jonny G.

I used to own a Baby Blue 92 Civic hatch and one day I left my headlights on at work. Since no one knew who's car it was the lady at the main desk yelled out "There's a light blue stationwagon outside with it's headlights on!" -stationwagon?-

Jaysun

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hhhhhhhaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa funny one

DOHCtorTHRUST

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ace1875 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I had a girl ask me, "How do you change the CD in this?". She was looking at my VAFC.
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LMAO!

.::Lee::.

*anouncement at grocery store* There is a white car in the parking lot with it's motor still on.....oh, never mind. (speaking of turbo timer)

ARIZONA

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by AllMtrADVAN &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">My girlfriend always used to ask why its so bouncy in my car and now she just wears a sports bra so it doesnt hurt.

I raced some kid with a 4 door ef when i had a stock b16 in my ek coupe and when i won, i popped the hood to let him look, then he asked if i had a vtec controller, and said "****" i wouldnt have raced you if i knew you had a vtec controller.

The other day a mustang gt pulled up next to me saying my car sounds like it cant go above 30 mph. so i said it doesnt and asked him how fast his car goes. Then he reved and said "american muscle bitch" so i said back "american built honda power". He took off and i let him go a little, then got on it and hit VTEC in 3rd right past his window.HE WAS SCARED after that and didnt want anymore.
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You are a Tool....Time

matt98hb

Whoa that car's too small for you....How do you even fit? Your knees almost touch the steering wheel

Note: I have to hear the size comment almost weekly...being over 6 feet tall...

upgraded

F&F has ruined it for everyone...I'm convinced. [/QUOTE]


Amen.

CooBlueDAB

size is always an issue with me too, since im 6'5-6" but I love how people always assume that stock Civics are known for their speed and no one can beat Civics.

(funny thing though, even with the sunroof in the EX, it still has more room overall than most cars I've sat in)

skip.two

i remembered this one from like 2-3 years ago...

we were at our LAN party (3days straight of no sleep CS. consisted of 30-40 people and 20+ computers inside friend's garage). yes we were big time CS addicts . anyways, my friend comes up to me and says, "you look small in your sol." i never thought anybody can look small in a sol, but after a while i started to think about it and felt that i was too small for my sol. i felt shorter than i already am. it was only because of the way i had my seating arrangement though.

ng

I saw a 3000GT with TWO SiR stickers on the back.

petersayarath

heres mines. i have a 98 EK hatch with 99 ex front end and ctr front lip with ctr headlights. RED

kid: ( looks around my car, inspecting it.(hatch). he drives a ls teg with big spoiler and itr front lip not painted) ask: Is that an Si

me: yeah special edition

kid: thats kool..

I was dying for 10 mins.

sramDcivicEK

nice h.i.d.'s

90civichb

I was at work the other day and a guy that knows the person that owned my car before me comes in (complicated.. basically I don't know him, he knows me.)...

He starts talking about all the crap he would do if he owned the car

stock d16z6 turbo'd.. all it had was turbo fmu black box.. no fmic, fuel pump, fpr, nothing.. anyways..

he says "throw a front mount on it"

I say "I have a starion to install when i get the extra pipes and time"

His reply is "No..better yet.. FMICs are played out.. I have a better idea..."

I'm thinking What the hell could be a better idea? "Whats that?"

He says "Cut a hole in your stock hood, weld some pieces under it to direct air to a side mount intercooler.."

i say "what?"

he says "DSM Style.. mount the intercooler on the top of the engine.. like the 240sx"

I refuse to reply and go back to battering bloody chicken..

Some people are so stupid.. I have a ton, but that was so recent that I had to add it.