Just wanted to keep you informed...

It's like this:

There's this guy...who I hate...you know him...we all hate him...

I heard he's building a really fast kaa for HU...

Thinks he'll be a big champion...

We can't very well have that can we now?

He must be taken down a notch...or two...

He is my nemesis then.

But...things aren't going well...

It's another one of those terrible choices to be made...

Take a pile of money...and spend it Driving the car...or spend it on more parts for the car...they are almost mutually exclusive.

Clearly I don't need to worry about beating that guy till his car is done...

And I'll need the most capable hardware I can muster to defeat him...

But if he knew what I was planning he could just spend more money and outclass my kaa...

Knowing that this is possible I can't show my hand yet...

And I must keep developing the Potential of my car...

All for the eventual showdown at Big Willow...

It'll happen like this: I'll practice on corded tires...but unofficially break the track record...then I'll sandbag in qualifying and let it out that I'm getting some unexpected reversion...then in the race I'll dog him till he screws up that last turn and has to drive it thru the hot pits...

Or like this: I'll practice on corded tires...and work segments but keep the whole lap a couple seconds off the record...then I'll just put in a couple of laps in qualifying and keep to within a second of the record...and in the race just go wfo and take the lead on the first lap with my mad horsepower and never look back...lapping the poor fool near the end of the race...

Or maybe: Practice on corded tires (don't ask - it's what I do)...qualify first by several seconds...arrogantly gloat and feign boredom...and in the race come into the hot pits for a quick sip of lemonade before taking the checkered by a half a lap...

Scott, who must stop typing now...competition at this level of existence is very tiring....and I really should try to spend some time visualizing the car being done...

 

..but do you have a plethora of pinatas?

 

Racing hard with the keyboard wont help beating your nemesis.

 

Does the ITR marigold planter have a bolt-in cage?

 

Why do you practice on corded tires?

 

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yeah Scott...why?

 

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Jefe, what is a plethora?

 

scott....you really do have inner battles don't you???

when is the car gonna be running??

chad who will be on track just driving....and figuring it out as i go...

 

Scott, my non intercooled HKS turbo 85 CRX Si HU car will beat you at any track if: 1) your car isn't running, and 2) you don't register in HU class of HC!

 

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So... You are referring to the competition at this level of interweb discussion board posting... Right?
'Cause man, you are the undisputed cham-peen of that. I'm your biggest fan!!!


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Yes, in case it falls off the jack stands.

 

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Yes, in case it falls off the jack stands.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Man, I bet those Motons are so kickass on the flippy flyer planter

 

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Man, I bet those Motons are so kickass on the flippy flyer planter </TD></TR></TABLE>

No, he's saving the Motons for the old school bus in the woods.

 

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No, he's saving the Motons for the old school bus in the woods.
</TD></TR></TABLE>wonder if Humboldt Performance makes a grow light for that ?

 

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Did someone say "money tree"?

 

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Did someone say "money tree"? </TD></TR></TABLE>
Kinda depends on RRguy's nut-n-bolt'n skillz, I guess if stuff's loose enough, just hit the chassis and see if the Motons and CF wing fall off

 

I once dated a chick that graduated from Humboldt. Surprisingly enough she was kind of a hippie. Great hummers though.
Hmmmmmmm... Humboldt hummers........

 

I've survived all the modern perils...

Booze...

Drugs...

Women...

Only one thing could beat me...

Fuggin Race Kaa!

Scott, who remembers how innocently it all started...and how each decision along the way "made sense"...and how the first time it didn't make sense "it still made sense"...and when I quit worrying about making sense at all...

 

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Do you know what foreplay is?

Good, neither does El Guapo!

 

Hmmmmm.... Humboldt.

 

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Good, neither does El Guapo!</TD></TR></TABLE>

Okay, you guys have collectively lost me.

--Karl, who must have missed another memo (winks at Scott)...

 

K24 built for 20psi in a crx? shhhhhh!

 

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Okay, you guys have collectively lost me.

--Karl, who must have missed another memo (winks at Scott)...</TD></TR></TABLE>

I think I will call you "Little Neddie Neiderlander" from now on.

 

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Good idea Mr Manfrenjensenjensen. Now run off to debrief your KGB defectors.

 

yeah, but what if I decide to cage my prelude that will soon be pushing 23lbs of boost?

Oh wait that would mean that I would have to get my block back from the machine shop sometime in the next century. I'm getting really tired of borrowing cars and drving race cars on the street becasue my street car is apart. Man I'm a freakin idiot.

How big of slicks do you think I would need to put that power down on track?? better get out the cutting wheel and the welder and start on my wide body kit.

 

I think Scott's car is like Noah's ark, we all hear about it and read about it but if anyone of us found it or saw it we'd be going to hell.

Sean who doesn't want to go to hell, they say the water tastes funny there.