I watched The Fast & the Furious and want to build a car like this. Ya know what I'm talking about? Bright colors, like one of the non-Tim Burton Batman films. I want ground F/X to the max. I want a stereo that bumps it when I race. I want some good times while I'm doing 220+ down the I-5 corridor, beating all y'all like silly geese. Who can tell me where to start?

I have more money than I know what to do with and enough ego to erect statues in my name. I know how to stomp on the gas, so there really isn't anything more that I need. Someone help me make my monster of madness, then duel me so you can whimper in my presence.

Will I need to make it a Honda for you guys to help me become supreme commander of I-5 battle racing? Send me some love.

 

ahahahahahaha, can an admin make it so this entire post will fit in my sig??

 

he's joking you sucker.

 

 

*sigh* You better wear a flame suit, the GDD vultures are after you.

 

 

 

And why I-5? Good way to get a ticket, go do it on I-90 in WA.

 

serious poster is serious

 

it will take you thousands of years and millions of dollars to own cars like that.


but start with a CRX and you shall be healed

 

 

u cant be the top speed racer on da I5 me and mah boi hector kings up in dis piece

 

 

 

If you're going to be a troll, at least make your post seem somewhat believable stupid. Go [freak] your dad.

 

 

ISK Ninja Thread?

 

Don't forget Kills

 

go back to team chevelle.

 

i want my money back.

 

I'll still smoke you on mah ninja!

 

idgaf, its still funny to me that ppl post this ****

 

well by the sounds of it u shouldnt even be near a car with over 50hp cause it sounds like u have no idea what the hell u are talking about.

 

your one funny boy.

 

Eh, I give it a C+

While the content contained funnies, in the end it was a bit too much.

Perhaps a Bel-Air would have rounded out the attempt a bit.