i would pull a prank on them, here wha you do:

wait for them to leave their house around dark and follow them, but they must not see you. this is very important. when they get where they are going let them go in and now you msut get ready. when they come back out sneak up on them and prank them repeatedly in the head with a tire iron, baseball bat, or hammer.

the pranked look on their faces will be priceless!

When your done if anyone may have seen you yell "you got punk'd!" the cops will then finger Asshton Kutcher and arrest him. make suer to wear a sideways "trucker" hat. 2 birds, one stone

 

****, this is supposed to go on teh "my window was borken" thread