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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 02:33 PM
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i have tried everything except for swapping in a new motor i have a serious problem and every one i know is clueless when i hit the gas it does nothing just idles i hit the throttle manually nothing im freaking lost somebody help before i smash something
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 02:34 PM
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Try rubbing the stick shift, it might get excited and start right up.
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 02:37 PM
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haha didnt work
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 02:59 PM
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stick your thumb in the tail pipe..
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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talk dirty to her
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 03:29 PM
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It won't start, but it just idles?



Can you be a LITTLE more specific?? Then maybe we could help you.
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 03:42 PM
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LMAO

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by EL Vap133 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Try rubbing the stick shift, it might get excited and start right up. </TD></TR></TABLE>
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 03:50 PM
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I never knew that cars can be gay or straight
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 05:41 PM
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Well I know they can be straight(alignment)
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 07:03 PM
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do you have any codes?
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 07:07 PM
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Maybe it's just mad due to your calling it gay!
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 07:10 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Wes V &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Maybe it's just mad due to your calling it gay!
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lol
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 07:16 PM
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my car does the same thing, when it doesn't start it wont rev.
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 07:34 PM
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maby you could give it an orgasim. and how do know if it's a he or she. anser: the she is the one with the biger tailpipe vagina LOL
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Old Sep 10, 2004 | 09:23 PM
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is the ecu giving codes and check the tps sensor...
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:12 PM
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its not throwing any codes at all its weird i have spark fuel and air it idles rough as hell around 400 rpms i adjusted the idle screw but still nothing it seems like a vaccum leak but its not im gonna swap in a z6 motor in the morning but i am gonna have to use the dual point intake ecu a dizzy till next week when i can convert it i just need to get it going so i can start work again im lost
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:36 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by B16 CRX &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I never knew that cars can be gay or straight </TD></TR></TABLE>

mine is a lesbian, but his is definatly gay.

back on topic: Is your throttle cable broken? Mabee?
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:46 PM
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**** it in the ***
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:51 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by LudeEFv2.0 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

mine is a lesbian, but his is definatly gay.

back on topic: Is your throttle cable broken? Mabee?</TD></TR></TABLE> it sounds like that to me
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:54 PM
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checked my throttle cable and its good
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:57 PM
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and to all ypou buttholes being smartasses if my car is definately a chick cause its giving me a miagrane and we all know chicks are a pain in the ***
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:57 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by civicnightmare &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">checked my throttle cable and its good </TD></TR></TABLE>

do you have a butterfly in your TB? check to see if that is opening/closing with throttle.. sounds really weird.
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 01:59 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by LudeEFv2.0 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">mine is a lesbian, </TD></TR></TABLE>

mines a typical woman...

it bitches and complains sometimes but when i get my way it's allllll goood..
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 02:39 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 2point2 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

mines a typical woman...

it bitches and complains sometimes but when i get my way it's allllll goood.. </TD></TR></TABLE> word
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Old Sep 11, 2004 | 03:07 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by civicnightmare &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i have tried everything except for swapping in a new motor i have a serious problem and every one i know is clueless when i hit the gas it does nothing just idles i hit the throttle manually nothing im freaking lost somebody help before i smash something</TD></TR></TABLE>

Why is everybody using "gay" to describe bad? we got a bunch of bush supporters?

Anyway if you tried everything why doesnt it run?
Take the intake pipe off and see if the butterfly is opening and make sure the throttle cable is working and quite being a homaphobe
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