So I sniffed some paint while putting krylon flames on my 88 lUde and then hit my thumb wif hamer hangin my new sTainD postUr.
First it was kind of red, then it went all purply and now its kind of greeny with pus coming out of it. If I had any friends they'd probably tell me to go to the hospital... (Snickers bar to the first one that nails that reference). I do know this guy who isn't a doctor but he knows a guy whos dad is and he said to run higher spring rates in the front. I'm pretty sure I saw this work once even though I wasn't actually there.

So anyways, whats the best tire to use when you drive drunk in the rain doing some cany0n carving and don't hate cuz I'm all safe and **** and I live 25 hours from a racetrack or an autocross and i sometimes need to drive fast and you dont know me so dont judge me besides the roads are deserted and you know you do it to so dont be a hipocratees i dont really care what you think anyway so suck my pubical hairs beetches

Scott, who says "****, I actually think I killed some brain cells just typing that crap."

 

I hear if you hate something enough, you eventually incorporate it in your persona.

time 4 u to swap ur engin 4 a b16b then when ur at the showz and people be axing you what u gots under da h00d you can be lyk "yo JDM type R power dont hate" and they can be like "dayum" and then you'll win way more trophies than u could ever win now with ur d15 Non-vtec althoug I herd the d15 Vtec motor is pretty fly, you know, the JDM 1

 

Is that hate or mock?

 

yo dont mock us **** you got a crx what is it italian or something yeah i read your sig so dont be like i dont know what you got under the hood you aint got nothing so anyone got an answer for my homeboy about tires

 

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Mock.
You know, like "If you keep making that face its going to get stuck like that forever."

 

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Is that hate or mock? - actually a serious question


but beyond that:
- I'd be happy to play along but I'd have to make fun of folks w/ names like FasterThanU and YouRSlooo and then asking "how can I make my car go faster."

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Mock.
You know, like "If you keep making that face its going to get stuck like that forever."</TD></TR></TABLE>
Ahh, ok, wasn't sure. Didn't make sense to incorporate what you HATE, makes a lot of sense to make fun (or mock??) of Regis Philbin and then catch yourself yelling "Is that youah final answea? ..... Are you shua?"

 

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- I'd be happy to play along but I'd have to make fun of folks w/ names like FasterThanU and YouRSlooo and then asking "how can I make my car go faster." </TD></TR></TABLE>

Heehee.
You just played along.
And I can't believe you didn't nail the purply greeny reference. I had my Snickers money ready.

 

Nah sorry, seems familiar (the comment about the if I had friends part) but not ringing any bells. Snickers bar is safe from me for sure. But sniffing paint? I think I am pretty fairly acquainted with that now.

 

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j00 know what? I think you've got a good point!

 

Boy, RJ goes binge drinking this weekend, and all the loonies come out of the H-T woodwork and invade, where else, but the RR/AX forum.

Gawd, even this Catch guy has fallen off the deep end.

 

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i thought he had along time ago

 

y0, don't sleep on the JdM factor, that **** makes a 20% difference in momentum forces with respect to the G-axis, thereby adding another embedded moment to the K trusses established by superior Japanese design adding chassis ridigity and superior wheelspin reduction constant stabilization.

 

you guys are nuts talking about motors and suspension and other worthless ****

everyone knows the bling is where it's at f00Z!

I figure fawk why be handicapped by painting my car bronze when only gold topping platinum can give me the automatic win streak over lessor weakness

where my speed prays over your rivals anyhow

d15 n0N vTaK in h311^ 3rd ge^R y0!

 

Yo, can you guys tell me how to chirp? Or better yet, how do I use double sided tape to mount my 5 point harness. Don't be hating me for wanting to know all about safety and performance from you racers.

 

shouldnt this be locked?

 

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Wouldn't be the first time you did it.

An unrelated thought I just had:

Kid looking at Scott's engine - "y0! You got a turbo on this thing?"
*Scott, Drew and Diane with stunned looks on our faces*
Adam sitting behind Scott's car - "Yeah - 2 of them. They are in the glovebox."
Kid - "Right on!"

 

Yo Yo, the phat 4inch twice pipes will give massive aero advantage due to the swirling of pu34 modulator, for that extra mad boost. don't hate the stunna cuz i'm Jay dee m YO!

 

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we could all hope/wish.

 

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"Fight Club" perhaps?

Sounds awfully familiar...

Christian, who could have gotten way more girls if he was "fast and/or furious"

 

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"Fight Club" perhaps?

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Nope.
I guess I'm too old for most of you guys.

 

the quote sounds really familiar... I know I'm going to kick myself for not knowing it

 

Haha, nonchalance can be funny at times

but to my point, am I the only one that thinks its rather ironic when you hava a username or email address like "youSuck@zippydoodaa.com" or "DaFAsteST" and then ask "how to I make my car run more fast on the road circuit and the mountain pass?!" Shouldn't you just change your name, if even temporarily, to ask the question. Then you can go back to patronizing the folks you want an answer from later if you want.

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I didn't get it either. I think ole Scotty can choose more recognizable quotidions (hey, what's that cubish thing Karl works in??). Think "good day today Pierre! We have some nice, fresh Armani."

 

Catch,
A 75 shot of NOS will fix all your problems, and even maybe make a neon competitve.

 

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A 75 shot of NOS will fix all your problems, and even maybe make a neon competitve. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Thanks Man. I'll try it.
Hey, can you build me a legal (notice I didn't say legal for what) 4 point cage (*4* point *cage*) for my Neon but make it to where I can still get all my peeps in the back seat.

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And many many Hugo Boss.

 

sure can but its gotta be ti wit initals in burned in so I gets my props. I give you retail pricing instead of the dumb *** punk kid price but you gotta make sure you call me yo sponsor.