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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 09:34 PM
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Alright, most of you are familiar with Mosquito Joe (https://honda-tech.com/zerothread?id=902373).

I was working late into the night on the Integra with the valvetrain dissassembled when it happened. Just as I finished torquing the last bolt down, a June bug landed in my cylinder head. Normally, this would pose no major threat. This insect, however, was intent on his own destruction. Before I could snag him out of the cylinder head, he crawled into one of the oil return feeds and plunged deep into the block.

I drained the oil, assuming he would come out with it. No June bug. He's somewhere in my block. I'm going to try feeding oil down that return tomorrow with hopes he pops out the drain.

The tech question of the evening is: What kind of damage could a full-grown male June bug do to a built D16A1?

I honestly think Karma just kicked my ***.
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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 09:38 PM
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damn son. just when you had everything solved.
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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 09:40 PM
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whoa
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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 09:43 PM
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It was like a scene from an action movie... slow motion...
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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 09:55 PM
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lol I told you didn't I?! haha don't **** with the bugs! This guy has more bugs in his engine that anyone else. Your title needs to reflect this.

Dude heat cycle that thing once and it will disintegrate.
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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 10:10 PM
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When your dealing with clearances of .1500 something could happen. I personally know of a instance where human hair got on the back of a main bearing causing the engine to blow.
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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 11:45 PM
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and just how was that proven

anywho
just get some compressed air and remove the oil pan.......he will come out

he might even come out over night without any coaxing
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Old Jun 29, 2004 | 11:58 PM
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Lay off the tweak man. Youre working too late into the night. Bright lights at night, no screens, Nebraska, = bugs.

Tweak out and watch Bugs Life.

No pics this time? Maybe you're just halucinating.

Those bugs are instinctively suicidal though. Out here we call em "stupid-bugs".

Whatcha going to name it?
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 02:00 AM
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he went searching for Joe..
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 02:25 AM
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that was Joes friend June Bug Jessy, he knew joe was in there possibly alive he had to find out for sure also check your t/b to make sure bees aren't building a nest in there

try to get him out if you can't pull it apart and get him and joe out of there
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 02:48 AM
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So whats the story behind mesquito joe?
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 05:50 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jester88Si &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">So whats the story behind mesquito joe? </TD></TR></TABLE>
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I have no pics because I can't find the bastard!

I wonder if this kind of crap happens to the Orkin man.
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 06:04 AM
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that's frickin hilarious!!! LMAO
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 06:09 AM
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hahahahaha lol, you'll be fine though
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 06:09 AM
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That Mosquito Joe has some strange powers.
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 06:40 AM
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Hmm... am I right in assuming that a June bug would float in oil?

No sight of him yet in drained oil.
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 08:28 AM
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whats the worst that can happen slap it back together if the engine blows.....blame it on the bug!!
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 08:33 AM
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HAHAH. Funniest part about this thread, is that I just finished reading the other with the mosquito.
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 08:34 AM
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You'll be fine. Just add "June Bug" as one of your mods.
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 09:10 AM
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yeah right!
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 09:50 AM
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you and your damn bugs...............
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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JOE LIVES! You must have only stunned him and the torque of the head is not enough to crush him. Then he must have radio'ed his buddy to do a suicide mission. Just a guess.
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 10:54 AM
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haha yea im from nebraska too and the bugs suck big time during the summer...
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 12:53 PM
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lmao

I'm glad you guys liked it. Damned bugs.
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Old Jun 30, 2004 | 08:13 PM
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ot but are you on HH redteg? (i cant send pms yet)
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