Legend of Mosquito Joe

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Jun 21, 2004 | 02:18 PM

Tushner

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Legend of Mosquito Joe

I just thought you guys would like to hear about this...

Working late into the night, I was annoyed by a pesty mosquito that kept buzzing around my ears. As I finished prepping the block for the cylinder head to be mounted, the little bastard bit my arm. I slapped the little devil and he was stunned.

I named him Mosquito Joe and decided he would be my Integra's companion for the next 100,000 miles... firmly crushed between the cylinder head and block of my 1987 Integra.

Jun 21, 2004 | 03:22 PM

theSQad

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hahahhaha

Jun 21, 2004 | 03:44 PM

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Re: (thesqad127)

Tech???

Hilarious otherwise

Jun 21, 2004 | 04:08 PM

Tushner

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Re: (civic-4-ges)

Blah. I just thought that it'd give people a laugh in an otherwise stressful day of engine building...

Jun 21, 2004 | 04:23 PM

mmuller

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Re: (redteg_87)

lol, good one

Jun 21, 2004 | 06:50 PM

GZERO

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Re: (mmuller)

BUUUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, oh man!! thanks!!!!

BEST THREAD EVAR!!!

Jun 21, 2004 | 07:30 PM

Sack Master

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Re: (GZERO)

I don't think he'll last 100k

. Funny stuff. He'll make your car run much better.

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Jun 21, 2004 | 07:30 PM

theSQad

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Re: (civic-4-ges)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by civic-4-ges »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Tech???

Hilarious otherwise</TD></TR></TABLE>

shut up chris !!!

Jun 21, 2004 | 10:26 PM

Rod.

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Re: (thesqad127)

that is about 10 more hp and a bump in compression right

Jun 22, 2004 | 06:00 AM

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Re: (redturbocivic)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by redturbocivic »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">that is about 10 more hp and a bump in compression right

</TD></TR></TABLE>That's ONLY if it was a JDM mosquito...

Jun 22, 2004 | 06:07 AM

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civic-4-ges

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Re: (thesqad127)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by thesqad127 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

shut up chris !!!

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HEHEHE....Bite me (I was talking to the mosquito)

Jun 22, 2004 | 08:02 AM

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LudeyKrus

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Mwuahahahaha, that's awesome!

Jun 22, 2004 | 09:53 AM

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FooSchnickens

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Re: (LudeyKrus)

damn bug's more popular than, umm, something popular.....

Jun 22, 2004 | 11:59 AM

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jc121

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Re: Legend of Mosquito Joe (redteg_87)

How'd you feel him bite your arm? Are they that noticeable? Because I can never feel them.

Jun 22, 2004 | 12:53 PM

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Tushner

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Re: Legend of Mosquito Joe (jc121)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by jc121 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">How'd you feel him bite your arm? Are they that noticeable? Because I can never feel them.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Yeah, they bite something hard out here in Nebraska.

I bit harder.

Jun 22, 2004 | 01:00 PM

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xavior66

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Re: Legend of Mosquito Joe (redteg_87)

The amount of mosquitos down here in Louisiana will accompany you and the depths of your engine - voluntarily or not.

Jun 22, 2004 | 02:00 PM

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theSQad

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^^ thats the ****** truth ...

and if the mosquitos dont get you , the roaches will

Jun 22, 2004 | 02:07 PM

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Sliced Beard

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Re: (thesqad127)

now lets just hope that mosquito doesn't have West Nile

Jun 22, 2004 | 07:00 PM

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SolObsession

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That is hilarious for some reason. I think its gonna be the new bandwagon.

Jun 22, 2004 | 08:56 PM

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Propulsion

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Re: (SolObsession)

I heard flys were better for NA

Jun 22, 2004 | 09:44 PM

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Tushner

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Re: (SilverCIVIC96)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SilverCIVIC96 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I heard flys were better for NA

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Good thing this block isn't for NA... hahaha

Jun 22, 2004 | 09:57 PM

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Propulsion

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Re: (redteg_87)

I see you have thought this through

Jun 23, 2004 | 02:39 AM

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SYD

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Re: (JimBlake)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JimBlake »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">That's ONLY if it was a JDM mosquito...</TD></TR></TABLE>

LOL...

Jun 24, 2004 | 01:43 AM

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99blackcivicSi

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Re: (civic_rice)

just hope that he dosn't cause a bump and the head gasket dosn't seal that would make you feel like an ***

Funny ****

Jun 24, 2004 | 08:04 AM

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FATBOYeg6

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Re: (99blackcivicSi)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 99blackcivicSi »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">just hope that he dosn't cause a bump and the head gasket dosn't seal that would make you feel like an ***

Funny ****

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i doubt it, a mosquito won't put up too much resistance being crushed between a block, and a head.

funny story man...made me laugh in my time of need building my first engine.

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