I was browsing some forums and found this, pretty funny!

Things Ricers Don't Know But Should

1. Body kits are supposed to be painted.
2. Painting your hubcaps black doesn't make your car JDM.
3. Stickers don't add horsepower.
4. Do you really need that much downforce in the rear of your FWD, 38 m.p.g. automatic civic?
5. Most real japanese tuners don't tune hondas, so get off that "my DX civic is the greatest thing in the world" crap.
6. N1 exhausts are made for N1 cars, not your mom's camry.
7. What you have under your bed at home doesn't matter in a race.
8. Do you really think we all believe that your stock P.O.S runs 13s?
9. Taking your backseat out doesn't help you break into 18s.
10. You're allowed to play music other than Lil' John in your car.
11. Having your car "Tuned by Matrix" is nothing to be proud of so don't advertise it.
12. VTECH is a phone.
13. Your speakers aren't supposed to be bigger than your wheels.

also very funny:

http://www.musclecarclub.com/h...shtml

 

They need to learn how to use punctuation.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SIhatch90 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
1. Body kits are supposed to be painted.
3. Stickers don't add horsepower.
4. Do you really need that much downforce in the rear of your FWD, 38 m.p.g. automatic civic?
6. N1 exhausts are made for N1 cars, not your mom's camry.
9. Taking your backseat out doesn't help you break into 18s.
11. Having your car "Tuned by Matrix" is nothing to be proud of so don't advertise it.
12. VTECH is a phone.
13. Your speakers aren't supposed to be bigger than your wheels.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Those are the top ones that I've seen in my area. Also in Norwalk, CA. MY GOD people shouldn't touch cars.

 

i live by norwalk heh. those cars are interesting to watch going down the road .. such imagination .. V-tech is a damn expensive phone