Mine was--->"why did you paint it that color? Its so bright but i like it, could You take me for a ride and teach me to drive your stick?" Damn Ghetto Biatches Gotta Luv Em

00 PY

 

One told me she thought only girls drove white cars

this came from my smartassed time lady at the corps of engineers who thinks her mustang is the god of all cars

 

hahaha... this thread is funny

I've heard so far:
-Why is it so loud? (exhaust = stock)
-Damn, this thing rides stiff (suspension = stock)

 

you drive a yellow car?

are you really going 180 mph? (JDM cluster)

 

"wtf is that smell?"
"why do you have zaxby's containers all in the back?"
"dude what is de la playa?"

 

A past co-worker once asked me if the caR was my sisters

 

Boss walks into my office and grabs my ECU and begins to inspect it like its a moon rock.

Boss- "Are you stealing computer parts?? What the hell is this?"

Me -"Its for my dad's pacemakeR."

 

i had a ghetto couple look into my car, see my CDN cluster and say:

"y0, you got 220 on the clock, oh snap, hey (yells to their friend), he's got 220 on the clock, have you ever been that fast"

me: "once in a while, when i am bored"

 

LMAO now thats some funny ****<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Bbasso &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">A past co-worker once asked me if the caR was my sisters </TD></TR></TABLE>

 

"This PY paint job makes me horny"

haha, j/k

 

-wow that's nice acura.. how many hp does it have? haha my brother's mustang/camero will smoke you.

-what year is your acura?

-what's this smell in your car? smells like green leafs .. (cuz it did smell like it)
STWED

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RealTypeR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">are you really going 180 mph? (JDM cluster)</TD></TR></TABLE>

Heard that from quite a few people.

"Uhh... is it fast?"
"My boyfriend's car is SO much faster than yours. He ran a 16 in the 1/4 mile." (240sx)
"It looks nice. All you need to do is get rid of those white rims and get some bigger ones"

All from the same girl. My responses to her:
"No it's not fast."
"WOW, 16 in the 1/4 mile? He must be smokin' everyone..."
"F*ck big rims."

Luckily I don't encounter too many girls who even know what kind of car I have. I usually get dirty looks or revved on by the ones that do.

 

Before every drive my girl recites the prayer:

"Dear God, please protect the rocket car, and all those who dwell within the rocket car."

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RealTypeR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">you drive a yellow car?

are you really going 180 mph? (JDM cluster)</TD></TR></TABLE>

ahahah! 180 mph...man picutes of airy blonde's come to mind when I recite that in my head

I get those too... except that 180 mph one...thats just classic

 

i can't wait to see what would Opie post here?
Girls tell me that i think your car needs some new "shocks" why is so bouncy and hard? I respond to "I know its the $1500 Tein suspension i bought!"

 

"it makes me wet"

holla!

 

im not comfortable in your seat like in some other kids car...
(sitting in my 2000$ canadian ajustable sparco torinos)

that **** was a lie and reverse psychology, she was making my seat wet moreso

 

Girls don't care about cars for the most part.

However, my soon-to-be brother in law smiled and said it was just a little to Korean in his opinion (joking around). He drives a new Jetta GLI. He's really cool though. We told him we couldn't afford to have liquor at the wedding and he voluntarally decided to pay for all alcohol with a full bar. that's my story...

 

Why didn't they paint your hood?(CF)

Why are your rims black? You should get chrome rims, they look nice!

both from chicks I work with.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by preluda92 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Why didn't they paint your hood?(CF)

"Why don't you fix your hood?" </TD></TR></TABLE>

 

her: "Is that a real Type R?"
me: "yes"
her: "I don't think so, real Type R's are right hand drivers"
me: "uhhhh"
her: "I have a Neon w/ airbags"
me: "uhhhh"

That was the first time ever driving the car in my hometown.

 

Well so far I've gotten:

GirlFriend said to someone else after the first time of driving it:
"It drives like a tin can!"---Rebuttle(spell)--Funny how she always wants to drive it!

Co-Worker (saw me leaving work) and mentioned to another
" FASt and the Furious" &lt;--that just pissed me off.But then again he weighs 500+lbs and is in his mid 30's,

Co-worker #2(female):
"you got rid of your 350Z for that?" &lt;--(car paymet owned me)

 

stoopid girl: "I didn't know Honda made this car" (as she's referring to my H emblems)

random dumbfuck: "nice GS-R"
me: "uh, no, it's an ITR"
random dumbfuck: "no, only ITR's have the Japanese headlights, you have the American one"
me: "........"

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Chris93Si &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">her: "Is that a real Type R?"
me: "yes"
her: "I don't think so, real Type R's are right hand drivers"
me: "uhhhh"
her: "I have a Neon w/ airbags"
me: "uhhhh"

That was the first time ever driving the car in my hometown.</TD></TR></TABLE>

pssst Chris, j00 are supposed to say

Naw..It's an RS w/stickaas!

First thing my Mom said about the R...

"You paid 18k for a car w/no AC, no sunroof, no leather!!"

me-"ya isn't it great!"


First thing the Mrs. said about the R.

"we are getting a Type R!"

me "uh-huh"

her-"can I drive it?"

 

"why is your car soo bouncey?"

"when are you gonna get some BIG rims"

"Is your car a race car"

"Is your car fast" "then why you got all the bars in the back"