Tonight, me and my girl went out to eat and stopped by to get a movie on the way back to her house. She had to go to the bathroom and couldn't wait so I stopped at a grocery store to let her do her biz.

While she was in there, my buddy called and I was talking to him on speaker phone while my phone was on my steering wheel. During our conversation, this lady walks by and gives me this look of digust that I was actually talking on a cell phone or something and I just ignored her.

My car was in the fire lane and there was about 3 car lengths between mine and the ladies that walked by me. I looked up and noticed her mouthing something to me and then all the sudden, she takes a hand full of coins and tosses them at my car! I told my buddy to hold on and I got out of my car and started to walk towards her car. Obviously, she did not sotice that I was coming cause she was taking her sweet *** time and messing around in her car. She looks up and sees me coming and starts fumbling around to get her keys in and to start her car. As I walk up, she gets her car started, slams it in drive and almost runs my *** over!

We followed her around for about 20 minutes and she is driving like a idiot running stop signs and stuff like that. I called my G/F's uncle who is the police chief in town and he ran her plates. He called me back and told me that one of my G/F's other uncles ( she has 4 uncles that are cops) had been called to her house the night before for a domestic dispute. You guys would never guess why though. Her husband was mad at her cause he walked in on her and thier son having sex with each other!!!!!

He gave me her address so I will be making a little visit late at night and she is going to wake up to a big surprise. Any suggestions? What would you guys do?

 

Oh yeah, this happened in Indiana, not in Kentucky. I don't want to hear about all the insest **** you all have heard that goes on here in Kentucky.

 

DAMN Talk about keeping it in the family

 

Damn thats some crazy sh*t..

 

If the coins didn't hit your car, just leave the b!tch alone... and just laugh at the her incestious wh0re. ('cuz if you try to front her, she might bust out her shotgun... you never know and it's not worth it.)

 

Now that is some crazy ****!

 

I have two words for you.... JERRY SPRINGER!!! sounds like an incestuous tale gone awry and Jerry can sort it out for you

 

Get some of that evil grass killing fertilizer and write "I HAVE SEX WITH MY CHILDREN" on her yard, that should teach the bitch.

 

That gets my vote.. Good one

 

Yeah man, the worst thing you could do would be to press charges...
So you scratch her car up a bit or something...whoopdie doo, insurance takes care of it and she has a new paint job.

I would get the cops to her place and make her pay for EVERY SINGLE ding, dent, and scratch in the paint. Hell, she threw a handful of coins at you...

Your car is gonna look brand new, and she pays out tha ***! Sounds like the most intelligent scenario to me...

 

Be smart and dont do anything.
It sounds like it was not personal, and you have no reason to get involved.
It would be a really stupid thing to get shot/hurt/killed over.

 

Gasoline works wonders in that area....other than that...let it go.

 

F-that. Get revenge. Get some paint remover or mustard, and write her a little message on her car while shes sleeping. Better wait a few months though before you do it.

http://www.mujen.com/x.cgi?keywords=...ok+revenge+pdf

 

Get Revenge........the grass thing sounds cool

 

All I have to say is "Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry"
I vote for the grass and the Car, talk about a screwed up family

 

Hasn't this week shown anybody that there enough hate and anger in the world already?

 

Some of the coins hit my bumper, so it was not that big of a deal. It was just the fact that the crazy ***** did what she did. I honestly think none of you would have just sat in the car after she did that. She had no reason to do what she did cause I was parked in the fire lane cause she was parked in the fire lane too. I was just minding my business. My G/F's uncle (the one that ran her plates) said he was going to have someone go to her house lastnight, but he might have been saying that to make me feel better.

 

Wait a few weeks... If you still feel the same go and buy something for $100.00

for your car... cause if you do anything else to her that's how much you will be paying for the deductible after she trashes your car again... and you may as well
get something useful for your money...

Our cars stick out like sore thumbs... pretty easy to find ..

Just my two cents..