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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:18 AM
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LISTEN UP people heres my story your gonna love it hate it or just laugh......I was coming back from HOT IMPORT NIGHTS in chi-town last night in my b16 CRX we stop to kick it afterwards and meet up with some kids that we dont know to race....anyway this b18c Delsol rolls up...we get the talkin and he wants to race...so i was like NO cuz i didnt want too but ************* peer-pressured me so we line up anyway....im a ***** and i knew i was gonna loose if i didnt spray so i decided to cheat...so we line up...and go and i spray...im fine 1st therw 3rd and the most fucked up thing happends....my dumbass went to go to 4th and i go to SECOND gear!!!! it was over....my B16 BLEW THE **** UP....in front of like 30 cars...there was like a 50 foot cloud of smoke....my motor was gone....i had to get it towed...all i know is thers a hole the size of my fist all the way through the ****** block and i dont know what to do....i shouldnt have sprayed...i hate spray...im just a ***** and im using it until i start to boostnext month...anyway i need u guys help....should i get another b16?...i have like 2gs in the bank and i want a b18c. even thought theres a hole in the block do u think my head is gone too....it was so dark i dont know what happened...all i know is that thers antifrezze EVERYWHERE and a big *** HOLE IN MY ****....please let me know how much a GSR will run me cuz to be honest...my b16 was dissapointing as hell....it didnt pull NEAR as hard as some of my freinds b16's...maybe the motor was just beat to death i mean it was a 1990 first gen...but it was weak(even though sometimes it helds its own)....so yeah thats my story i would appreciate u guy's moral support but if people wanna just make fun of me...im so depressed and scared about my car right now....i wont even care...thanks in advance for everyones help........and just in casee your wondering.......i had 2 cars on the ****** sol by the end of 3rd gear......and if that bastard happens to be reading this right now.....**** YOU!!!!!


10-5-2003 B16 rest in peace...."u will be missed even though the time we shared was brief, u wont be forgotten THANK-YOU"
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:35 AM
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OK first off no I dont think you should get another motor swap period if all your going to do is street race with it. I mean come on peer pressure??!! What are you 12 and someone is handing you a cigarette??!!

Head might be fine but you wont know till you pull it off and look at it.

As for telling the guy "**** You" that you raced first its not his fault your a moron and its also not his fault you sprayed or shifted into the wrong gear!! You need to learn how to take the blame for what you did and quit trying to blame someone else for your stupidity!!
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:44 AM
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your ABSOLUTELY right...but to be honest...i dont really street race that much but nonetheless your right....i NEVER said i was blaming anyone else....im just pissed off dude...u should understand that...we're taking my motor apart later tonite to see whats up....all i can say is AT LEAST IM ALIVE cuz it coulldve been worse...i mean its just a car...peace
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:46 AM
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Your title is appropriate! I'm being nice this week, but I'll inform you that you're gonna be in deep **** for swearing in the title of your thread! Have a nice day.
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:49 AM
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no one made u race him...... and u just dont know how to drive

Im the dumbest ************ on EARTH!!!!!
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:50 AM
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thanks and u too have a nice day!!!
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:53 AM
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i agree, your an idiot for street racing, and you deserve to get your car blown up. and now you blame this mishap on the other guy. i would suggest putting the car back to original condition, and practice shifting before you spend more money on a better engine that you can handle. besides that leaves one more engine for someone else that knows what their doing to get it...and be safe it only takes one stupid mishap to ruin yours and someone innocently driving by...
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 08:54 AM
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now you know and knowing is half the battle(GI JOE)..rebuild it get rid of the nos and dont do anymore street racing,get parts that will make your motor more reliable and you should be happy from now on..good luck
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 09:02 AM
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hey thanks for the support yea the spray is gone as of tommorow...and belive it or not ******** i know how to drive...EVERYONE makes mistakes i dont care if yourve been driving for 2 or 30 f*ckin years EVERYONE misses a gear of stalls once in a while....keep in mind it was like 3 in the morning(which is another reason i shouldnt've been out but i know that now) ANYWAY u guys have been great...thanks for the support and criticism its trully appreciated but like i said i thank GOD to be alive...and NO ONE is dead cuz of my stupidity and thats something to be thankful for....peace
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 09:14 AM
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Maybe you should check out HyundaiPerformance.com! I'm sure theyd be glad to have you as member, and they wouldn't be hatin' on you.


Modified by VashTheStampede at 1:28 PM 10/5/2003
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 09:22 AM
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hahah hyndai performance. that's funny
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 09:30 AM
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thanks man...
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 09:59 AM
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everyone makes a mistakes here and there, too bad yours had to blow your motor. But if you keep ******* up maybe you should stop while your ahead
good luck with the next swap!
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 10:18 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 88hf &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i agree, your an idiot for street racing, and you deserve to get your car blown up. and now you blame this mishap on the other guy. i would suggest putting the car back to original condition, and practice shifting before you spend more money on a better engine that you can handle. besides that leaves one more engine for someone else that knows what their doing to get it...and be safe it only takes one stupid mishap to ruin yours and someone innocently driving by...</TD></TR></TABLE>

I agree totally, maybe this will knock some sense in you. Least there is 1 less idiot to worry about on the streets now.
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 10:32 AM
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Judges?

*DING DING DING*

We have a winner!
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 10:49 AM
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man u guys are f*ckin brutal....but i deserve it nonetheless....this weekend i learned a big lesson in not to be a dumbass on the street...i guess it takes blowing up your **** to realize that...but are the personal comments REALLY neccesary i mean damn...but i guess everyone of u f*ckin **** has to put in their 2 cents...but its cool im the one without my motor but ill be cool, but this is what i find funny....u ****** lame *** honda tech lames act like im the first person to blow his ****** motor...u guys are lame *** hell with your coments...i mean BARELY NONE OF YOU are even giving the LEAST support at all...i admit i made a MISTAKE but like i said i learned...do i get any credit?...naw u lames just continure to hate well if its like that then i guess its like that....THANK YOU to all the people who know i fucked up but at LEAST still offer some support or at least a good luck wish....god bless; and as for everyone else thats happy i blew my **** up...i could say **** u but i wont cuz everyones entitled to their own opinion but my **** will be back on the streets within 3 wks and i WILL be smarter....peace
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 10:52 AM
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for streetracing. Dont listen to everyone else, do what you want. Dont blame the nitrous for your motor blowing up, it was the mishshift. I wouldnt get rid of it because of that. Doesnt make sense. Good story though.


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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 10:55 AM
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you guys are seriously a bunch of **** heads...
everyone mishifts
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 11:17 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 90blackcrx &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

I agree totally, maybe this will knock some sense in you. Least there is 1 less idiot to worry about on the streets now.</TD></TR></TABLE>

As if you had any room to say anything gobot boy.. ROFL



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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 11:18 AM
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Good job abaz, you still have the crush on me don't ya. Least the emails stoped.
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 11:22 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 90blackcrx &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Good job abaz, you still have the crush on me don't ya. Least the emails stoped.</TD></TR></TABLE>







ROFL, I cant believe the HT guys even let you post your garbage here, haha


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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 11:41 AM
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what the hell are these pictures u **** completeley changed the ****** subject....OHHH and thanks to the people who undrstand that i ****** mishifted...and as for all the other topices and g*damn pictures that dont make sense....u guys are the ****** idiots...like i said u GAY *** honda-tech lames...ive only been on this site for like a couuple of months and i only post and read to learn....u ****** **** ****** sit a your computer ALL DAY AND MASTERBATE to ****** "DOHC VTEC" pictures....u guys need some ****** ***** i mean yeah i blew my **** up but STILL GET LAID losers...u ****** dumbass ****** lames....grow the **** up and learn how to support a a fallen honda friend instead of dis the hell out of me and post dumbass pictures that dont make any sense....thats whats up bitches
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 11:58 AM
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lol its all a joke man. Anyways I don't support street racing, you miss shifted, big whoop. Live and learn, your lucky you did not take an innocent life or kill yourself doing so.
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 12:21 PM
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Common sense

A real answer to your main question, what should you do now....
You've had a B16 in your car, that means most likely you have all the external parts for it, wiring, mounts, etc.... buy a block, not a full swap, just the block off whatever seller you choose.. Nippons good.. Then put it in, you shouldn't have to replace anything other than the engine itself. I bet you could get it under 1000 easy.

Or you could check for people doing swaps in your area and ask if you can have their old D series in exchange for some of your B16 parts, theres a cheap solution.

Also, you're obviously a streetracer tard' talkin about Nitrous being "cheating".. maybe in highschool but its a perfectly valid way to increase your cars HP. dork.
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Old Oct 5, 2003 | 12:52 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by crxpowr91 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">what the hell are these pictures u **** completeley changed the ****** subject....OHHH and thanks to the people who undrstand that i ****** mishifted...and as for all the other topices and g*damn pictures that dont make sense....u guys are the ****** idiots...like i said u GAY *** honda-tech lames...ive only been on this site for like a couuple of months and i only post and read to learn....u ****** **** ****** sit a your computer ALL DAY AND MASTERBATE to ****** "DOHC VTEC" pictures....u guys need some ****** ***** i mean yeah i blew my **** up but STILL GET LAID losers...u ****** dumbass ****** lames....grow the **** up and learn how to support a a fallen honda friend instead of dis the hell out of me and post dumbass pictures that dont make any sense....thats whats up bitches </TD></TR></TABLE>

Dude, cry me a ******* river... like I care about you blowing engines or street racing. I've blown more motors than you can count. and as far as street racing, dont stop there, I highly prmote it, in fact I just bought the largest Northwest street racing domain.

Those pics that I posted have nothing to ******* do about you, they were directed at 90blackcrx and his gobot homosexuality, ROFL
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