Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!
Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head”
"Nu-uh"
"Then why's your car dead, man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a f***; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem godd@mn V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
****, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this gay.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks bitchin on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)...
Rice Burner

 

I must admit I was quite amused...lol

 

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I agree, it's pretty funny - good job!

 

haha i luv it. good job

 

I'm trying to picture you guys singing this, now somebody make the mp3.

 

And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head”


Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.

LMAO.

 

haha nice, that just made my day, thanks man!!! now we need a video!

 

Seen it before, but still funny

 

i remember one that was to vanalla ice's sone. it was called rice rice baby, i think. it was pretty good too.

 

Someon needs to convert these to audio

 

Rad

 

It's to bad I don't have an eminem'ish voice. (I am into writing music, and playing guitar...), because my brother is a DJ of 12 years..so he could definently pull off all of the scratching and stuff. That'd be really great. It'd be a funny project...

 

Sweet, we got the lyrics, now we need the single. When's that coming?

 

Man, reading this thread makes me want to do that. I can already imagine what it'd sound like...maybe we should get ahold of Eminem, have him do it?.....

 

By far some of the funniest sh*t I have read in a long time!!!!

 

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Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Try NOS and get your motor f***ed up worse then my life is?
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, lay in my lawn
For longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
</TD></TR></TABLE>

Classic. I heard **** that funny since, after the first fast and furious, guy was trying to tell me Mitsubishi Eclipses have pneumatic trannys, and that is why they make a whoosh noise when they shift. Damn Ricers. He even argued the point to me trying to insult my intellegence. Really though funny song. My favorute is "See me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs" ROFLMAO!!!!!

 

My brother was at the track running his car (369 whp, 92 Civic hatch)..and this guy came up to him, had NO idea what he was talking about. He was saying stuff like "man, I think I'm gonna get one of those like intercoolers like yours man....", my brother says "You know you, it might help if you have a turbocharger"...the guy is like "naw man, I'm just gonna put the intercooler on, because then I can turn the boost way up, and it'll fly". My brother said something like "So your car is turbocharged?". The guy was like "Nah man, but I'm puttin NOS in it sometime soon I think."...he was clueless. He also tried to talk my brother into putting some big rims on his civic (he has GSR wheels on it now...). The look on my bro's face was priceless. He was like "Riiiightttt.......".

Any other funny ricer stories?

 

pretty good

 

Just last night, I blew fuse and was stopped at a gas station... I had bad lighting and was trying to figure what fuse it was. This crazy white guy with a primered 79? Accord hatch back pulls up and asks, "whats the trouble.." I said that I blew a fuse and my car isnt getting spark. He looked in the engine compartment and said..."I know what that is".... I grinned, and asked what is it then? He said I am gonna put the same engine in my Accord i 2 weeks...my brother gave it too me." I said cool, what is it then. He said that it was the original Si engine from the 91 Crx......I said nooooooo...its a JDM h22a. He said whats that out of?? I tried to ignore him..he floated around my Crx looking at the flat black Rotas and my Recaros...and said things like "I am gonna get those, and why dont you put 17 Chrome spinnies on it..and other stupid **** like that.... I locked the Crx, closed the hood and walked to the payphone ignoring the wierdo as best as I could and called my buddy to bring a flashlight and come help me....or I was gonna kill this guy!!!!!!!!

 

without ricers

those cheap *** Rotas would not exist

ricers drive demand

demand drives up competition

competition brings down prices

I just wish those APC extinguishers would really blow up when exposed to a pillar direct sunlight

 

hahaha that was sick

 

Funny Funny Ish

 

You killed an Eminem song.

 

I thought that this was going to be stupid but its actually pretty funny


Rob

 

i can almost hear it, maybee it will hit #1 on TRL. lol