Please post your best.....you might be a redneck if jokes.....well PA isn't exactly redneck country but most of us will be passing through prime red neck area's SC, NC, VA, WV, Arkansaw, Missouri.....you get the picture....

You might be a redneck if.....

Aunt salley asks

How did cousin huebert find the sheep in the woods??

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satisfying..... VERY SATISFYING

 

You might be a redneck if you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

You might be a redneck if you use a rag for a gascap.

 

You might be a redneck if....Your Type R has a Caviler emblem on it.

 

You might be a a redneck if your neck is red.

You might be a redneck when you greet people by "Howdy Folks"

 

what does a midwest divorce and a tornadoe have in common?

Somebody is going to lose a trailer.

haha

 

You might be a 'redneck' if.....
you're actually yellow, but like to watch nascar

yshi - whose a redneck stuck in yellowman's body

 

I'm sorry, but these are the absolute worst redneck jokes I've ever heard.

Don't quit your damn job.

Better yet, watch some Foxworthy.

 

you might be a redneck if.....

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

 

You might be a redneck if the only thing to stop a family reunion is a NASCAR race (well, at least thats what it takes with my family )

Brian

 

You might be a redneck if your porch collapses and kills more than three dogs!

 

How about:
You might be in Beaver if you hear the phrase "Yins want some pop?".

If you don't understand now, you will after the expo...



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Really? I am asian and I always say: Howdy Ho..

 

hey, easy on our slang there buddy.... or i'll have to break out my gumband and shoot you in the head after i red up my room.

D

 

LOL, I get that one all too well. "Yinz guys wanna go don-ton and watch the stellars an'at?" (translation: would you like to go downtown and watch the Steelers?)
Oh man, the yinzers will be out in full force. Can't wait.

 

i think that is more of a western PA thing. whenever i visit the grandparents( from Altoona PA) they always ask me what kind of pop i want. i have to think of what they are talking about first before i answer.

 

You'd never catch a Southerner calling a carbonated beverage "pop." Or "soda," for that matter.

It's all Coke, regardless of flavor. When you order a Coke down here, the waitress will ask what kind

 

You might be a NY Redneck if you drive a prelude and keep reving your engine in a left turn only lane in the middle of bumper to bumper traffic thinking your cool


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So we can ask for the white kind?

 

You might be a redneck if your name is one of the following;

-Cleetus
-Clem
-Rusty
-Jethro
-Mary Jane
-Daisy


You get the idea!

 

You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to pick up women.

You might be a redneck if your infant grandchildren have more teeth than you do.

You might be a redneck if your grandma keeps a spit-cup on the ironing board.

You might be a redneck if your front yard has more appliances than your house does.

that is about all that I can think of right now...all the decent ones anyway...

 

Oh yeah, you might be a redneck if you say in parting "Y'all come back na', ya hear!"

That one always cracks me up!

 

pat is soooo right! everything is a coke LOL!!!

my mother in law is from PA and she says yinz all the time...

 

I take offense to all of these jokes..........

do any of you know the true meaning of the word "redneck" and its origins?

 

red·neck ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rdnk)
n. Offensive Slang
Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.

A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

 

NOT FUNNY




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