D becomes even more retarded (yes.. it's possible it seems...)
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D becomes even more retarded (yes.. it's possible it seems...)
So D AIMs me..
explains that he had a b18c block, head, bunch of other chit, etc in his trunk and drove home a little drunk last night.. so he goes to disarm the alarm in the hype-r.. he strangly see's his parking lights flash once.. opens the door.. car starts (remote start, yes you can easily get them to work on a MT car), he drops his chit.. and drives in the car head first.. car is in second gear.. car runs into corner of brick house. drivers left corner. lol
D, you ******* own. haha
edit: oh yeah, the car hit the house this morning, not last night when he was drinking.
quotes from D:
"i park last night.."
"forget the car was in gear..."
"wake up for work.."
"head out front.."
"car hits house while i dive in drivers side trying to pull the shifter out..."
"i ******* couldn't stop laughing.."
[Modified by FyrStarter, 11:36 PM 1/28/2003]
explains that he had a b18c block, head, bunch of other chit, etc in his trunk and drove home a little drunk last night.. so he goes to disarm the alarm in the hype-r.. he strangly see's his parking lights flash once.. opens the door.. car starts (remote start, yes you can easily get them to work on a MT car), he drops his chit.. and drives in the car head first.. car is in second gear.. car runs into corner of brick house. drivers left corner. lol
D, you ******* own. haha
edit: oh yeah, the car hit the house this morning, not last night when he was drinking.
quotes from D:
"i park last night.."
"forget the car was in gear..."
"wake up for work.."
"head out front.."
"car hits house while i dive in drivers side trying to pull the shifter out..."
"i ******* couldn't stop laughing.."
[Modified by FyrStarter, 11:36 PM 1/28/2003]
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (FyrStarter)
seriously, i've never laughed so hard from hitting something with my car... and this time i wasn't even ******* driving. made my morning.. bumper is owned just a bit more than it was after contact with the guardrail 
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (FyrStarter)
Are you sayin he remote started the car and it hit his house?! Damn! My remote start on my R is rigged so that if the car is in gear, it won't remote start. All it is, is just two springs going across the front and back of the shifter. And those springs, I belive, are grounds for the remote start circuit. Good luck to D!
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (TypeRod)
Are you sayin he remote started the car and it hit his house?!
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (D)
hahaha - thanks D you just made my night a little more enjoyable. Keep chalking up the battle scars and cutting holes in your seats 
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (1GreyTeg)
have i ever mentioned the fact that i just plain don't like you?
Ohh,,, I just Can't wait to see the both of you meet!
Ohh,,, I just Can't wait to see the both of you meet!
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (Chris N)
have i ever mentioned the fact that i just plain don't like you?
Ohh,,, I just Can't wait to see the both of you meet!
LOL, i was just about to say that. More reason to look forward to the Expo.
Ohh,,, I just Can't wait to see the both of you meet!
LOL, i was just about to say that. More reason to look forward to the Expo.
Then on Sunday as we're checking out, some poor Ho Jo's Housekeeper gets the crap scared out of her when she finds his sorry *** hanging upside down in his motel closet all duct taped up in his drawers looking like he barely made it through some crazed Hell week hazing at the nations worst party school,,, somwhere USA.
I remember Hell week hazings Before they got all prettied up.
Animal house was a joke. The TKE's at my school were genuinely mean.
WTF we'll all sit around drink loads and sing Koom-ba-ya!
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (1GreyTeg)
I can just imagine it now,,, we're all meeting Saturday morning at the track and theres no Soup Guy... Heck he goes missing from the moment he arrives, And We all go on racing and partying all weekend long and still No Soup.
Then on Sunday as we're checking out, some poor Ho Jo's Housekeeper gets the crap scared out of her when she finds his sorry *** hanging upside down in his motel closet all duct taped up in his drawers looking like he barely made it through some crazed Hell week hazing at the nations worst party school,,, somwhere USA.
Then on Sunday as we're checking out, some poor Ho Jo's Housekeeper gets the crap scared out of her when she finds his sorry *** hanging upside down in his motel closet all duct taped up in his drawers looking like he barely made it through some crazed Hell week hazing at the nations worst party school,,, somwhere USA.
(Just a joke!)Who knows. They may be best buddies in person even though D lothes Soup on H-T.
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Re: D becomes even more retarded (D)
haha oh ****, that's brilliant....well, good thing you didn't bother getting it fixed after the guardrail!
it's almost too bad it didn't go on a little cruise of it's own, i'd love to see a low-speed chase with D's unmanned R loping down some road followed by cops & choppers....
jacknob!
it's almost too bad it didn't go on a little cruise of it's own, i'd love to see a low-speed chase with D's unmanned R loping down some road followed by cops & choppers....
jacknob!
