It wont go away! This damn cat has been making my car it's home for the past 3 months. I have tried everything to keep it off my car and even bought a car cover so that it would stop scratching it up, but now it pisses and chits all over the cover. Last night I didnt put the cover on cause I was too tired but this time it pissed right on the car. And then, you know how they like to burry their stuff after their done, well this fawker tried to burry it with my paint! What sould I do? Kill it? Is their anything I can do other than bringing and end to it's meaningless existance? Please help!

 

I think you need to find some other *****.
This ***** seems to be causing nothing but trouble.
There's nothing worse than an uncontrolable *****.
Your the man in this situation, show the ***** whos boss.


[Modified by TypeR#1111, 7:31 AM 10/10/2002]

 

leave a huge supply of cat-nip on the ground about 10 feet away from your car..........he'll be too busy gettin HIGHER then a motha fugger........and he'll leave your car alone........

for the scratches..........rubbing compound is your friend


[Modified by 01-1293, 7:32 AM 10/10/2002]

 

Our local animal shelter loans out traps. Trap it and bring it to them.

 

dayum, talk about a bad *****! she loves ur R!
do u keep it in the garage? geez.. 3 months is too long... i say shoot it! LOL

 

Rat posion works wonders So does Anti-Freeze


[Modified by AssPenny, 10:35 AM 10/10/2002]

 

put one of those collars on it and put an electric ground fence around your car so his *** gets shocked when he tries to violate the R

 

Airsoft Gun

 

***** Type-R !!


(trying to save your thread in the ITR forum)


[Modified by nEoMuGen, 10:37 AM 10/10/2002]

 

 

cats hate water so just wate until the cat comes out and onto your car and fire a bucket of water hose the cat down.

It will remember that and not come back.

 

I didn't know that, I'll just have to trap him but Im only trying once.....if I cant get him he's goin to cat heaven.....or hell depending on god's view of Type R's.

 

dude , wait outside... adn shoot the ******. theres plenty of cats in the world but you only have one R ...

 

But I can never get close to him, as soon as I open my front door it takes off....and of course it only hangs around at night. I mean I guess I could wait all night for him but if I'm gonna do that he's goinna die.

 

make sure you don't blast the R

 

yup, shoot the ******, if he´s to stupid to stay away then he deserves it

 

No, dont hurt it... if it doesn't belong to anyone, call your local shelter and they will come and pick it up...

 

yeap, soak some cat food in the anti-freeze.

i hate cats!!!!!!!

 

There are thngs you can buy at your local pet store to help you with your ***** problem. There is a spray that you can spray your car with (actually read if it's paint safe first) and the cat will hate the smell and won't come near your car.

 

wahahaha. i know it isnt right or anything but i would kill that cat.

 

It likes the warm hood. There used to be one at my parents house that would sit on my hood every night when I got home. Then in the morning there would be scratch marks all over the hood of my old GSR. Needless to say, a few nights with an air soft gun, it stoped coming around

 

God created Type-R on the 8th day..............


Oh, get a dog! No ***** lives at unsecured places.

 

chain a big *** doberman to your car

 

I have 2 dogs that kill anything and everything but they are in the back yard, whereas the car is in the front....or maybe I should just start parking it in the back.

Oh yeah, I have an airsoft but bad aim

How about a German Shepard and a Boxer??


[Modified by nighthawkR618, 10:47 AM 10/10/2002]

 

Cats hate the smell of citrus. Wash your car with a citrus car wash detergent and leave fresh orange peels around the car.

Otherwise I would get a trap from the SPCA.