LOL. How do I answer this CRX Email?

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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 05:43 PM
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I got this email from a Girl who is learning about Hondas and just bought a CRX. Here is a snippet of what I recieved.

I don't really want my car super-duper fast...300HP is more than enough.
I guess its more for style. Exterior.
I want to get all the dents out, people love to hit my car for some reason.
Not anything major, but I'm sure it will be for my wallet!!
Dents removed, new color.
I was thinking of a neon green with bright orange flames on the side with carbon fiber hood.
How much do paint jobs like that go for?
And who paints the inside?
if I want it another color? Silver would be nice or Chrome looking (console)
I never really thought much about it.
I just want it to look like the CRX in the movie "fast & the furious"
( i dont really know what all that is and what good it will do for my car but my gf who competes her car (ACURA Integra) in the Hot Import Nights Competition has carbon fiber on her hood)
I also want to get white rims like the kind u are....
how much do those go for?

So if I want big tires and lower my car a bit, I shouldnt race coz i might wipe out? or does it just not go as fast?
Coz I just want my car to be fast enough for the city, no racing really but I really like how a lowered car with nice 19 inch rims looks like.
But my friends tell me that that is too much for my little car.
Will i ever gain full control of my car?
DO tires matter with the handling?


Oh my.
I have written a novel.
Just write me back if you have time.
No rush or anything...
I cant believe how much I told you!!
Its like all my problems RE: my baby.
Well, I feel better now that I told you for some reason.

Your car seems like its gonna be wicked on the road.
Wish you can do mine up too.

Was there a special class for guys in highschool where a teacher taught them all about this???
Seems like only guys know bout these things?


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Monica LaBao
I want to steer this person on the right track but I dont want to hurt her feelings. What should I do?

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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 05:44 PM
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Do what I do with emails like that.

Ignore it.
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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 05:44 PM
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"enough with the small talk...make with the buttsex"


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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 05:51 PM
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Ahhhh.... Just tell her to buy a '91 CRX Si. Put on the classic I/H/E, refer her to some gay bodykit places, and tell her to go to MAACO (hah) etc etc... Maybe you shouldn't mention how much HP she would have in the end..?

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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 05:56 PM
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is she cute?
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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 06:29 PM
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Well I emailed her back telling her that the paint job she wants screams "LOOK AT ME!!!" and the police will and write her a ticket more often than other normal cars. I also told her that 17" rims are the biggest to put on a CRX. And that others make it look like *** on a stick. I also said that unless she want to spend like $6000CDN on performance parts there is no chance in hell of getting 300HP from that engine.

I think I might of steered a Femstunna on the right track.

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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 06:31 PM
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I'd have started off asking for a pic, and if she wasnt hot telling her that she wasnt allowed to drive a CRX looking like that.
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Old Oct 7, 2002 | 06:39 PM
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its simple, show her a clean Si-R with some good performance parts and wheels. Then show her a terrible riced out CRX, hopefully with a messed up conversion and ask her which one will she take
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