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I Can't Drive: A Historical Account of the Failure That is Me, Part Deux

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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 05:41 AM
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Default I Can't Drive: A Historical Account of the Failure That is Me, Part Deux

For those who don't remember, here is Part One: https://honda-tech.com/forums/drag-racing-36/i-cant-drive-historical-account-failure-me-2674462/

And now, a continuation.

This past weekend, the second annual Danny Bair Memorial Race was held at Beaver Springs Dragway in Beavertown, PA.

Last year, I drove up with no intention of racing, but this year, I planned on it.

The setup hasn't changed too much, aside from the fact that I switched fuels and added a second pump into the mix from last year, and the car now makes a tick over 500whp @ 16psi on E85.

Also, still same weight, and full tank-o-E85 this time around.

Before I linguistically describe the event, I'll provide you with visuals.





Now, onto the play-by-play. I only made two passes all day, as I was pretty happy after the first pass.

Here's a breakdown of the first.

60ft --- 1.760
330 --- 4.875
1/8th --- 7.335
MPH --- 100.70
1000 --- 9.400
1/4 --- 11.167
MPH --- 127.80

As you'll see from the video, I think I got a bit over-zealous and ended up shifting into third a bit too soon, and ended up having to shift to fifth about 100-feet or so before the end of the line, even with an extended rev limit of 8,800 RPM. Stupid six-speeds.

When I got the slip from the lovely young lady at the booth, I couldn't believe a pass that felt so horrible ended up not so bad after-all.

The second pass was a purely fun heads-up race against my best buddy/co-worker (our transmission specialist, actually), Shaun Quickel ("Honda Bull" here on H-T). Shaun drives a stock-bottom end GSR-swapped EG hatch with about 375whp.

Here's the breakdown:

"D-Rob" -------------- "Honda Bull"
.674 ------- R/T ------- .012
1.780 ------ 60' ------- 1.770
4.975 ------ 330 ------- 4.893
7.478 ------ 1/8 ------- 7.388
99.70 ------ MPH ------- 100.14
9.572 ------ 1000 ------- 9.551
11.368 ----- 1/4 ------- 11.369
125.85 ----- MPH ------ 124.03

Welp, that race was won at the reaction time. LOL. Shaun got me. What can I say?

My other excuses:

- I did a little burnout.
- The car sat on the limiter in first and second for too long, spinning.
- I get nervous when I race Shaun.
- I'm a vagina.

Anywho, once again this year, I still have not acquired enough testicular fortitude to keep my right foot planted on shifts, which is something I probably should do with this turbo.

For those that are wondering why I only picked up 5mph or so from last year's runs at Beaver Springs, here is the explanation: The old timing system was actually incorrect. They redid the entire length of the track with new timing systems, and found the trap speeds to be about 2-3mph higher than they should have been. Many of the regulars at the track have noted a solid 3mph loss from the changeover to the new system.

OK, enough talk.

Here's a video to satiate the media-hungry beast that dwells within.


Enjoy!

- Derek
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 05:47 AM
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i didnt watch your video but for 500hp, that car should be hittin 10's in reverse.....
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 05:51 AM
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*shrug*

Should, I suppose.

500hp, 2700lbs or so race weight.
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by D-Rob

My other excuses:

- I did a little burnout.
- The car sat on the limiter in first and second for too long, spinning.
- I get nervous when I race Shaun.
- I'm a vagina.
These.

Originally Posted by DaveF
i didnt watch your video but for 500hp, that car should be hittin 10's in reverse.....
You ever race a FWD with over 450whp at Beaver Springs? 500-650whp EG hatches do 10.7's to 11.1's on a good day.
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 08:53 AM
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Haha. Nice car man. Your 60' isnt that bad, but something else is missing. Do you have a dyno sheet you can post so we can see your curve?
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 09:10 AM
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Needs less bitchassness.
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 09:11 AM
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Jkbuddyloveyou
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 11:50 AM
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Derek,

You suck and should "get out of the Honda game."

Love,

Everyone

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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 01:11 PM
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Maybe you dont have enough boost creep built into your turbo system?
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DaveF
i didnt watch your video but for 500hp, that car should be hittin 10's in reverse.....
Get back on your swing set dick.
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 02:31 PM
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Enjoyed the story.

MAN-UP and flat foot that thing.

<---hasn't man'd up either. Im a total hypocrite. :D
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Honda Bull
These.



You ever race a FWD with over 450whp at Beaver Springs? 500-650whp EG hatches do 10.7's to 11.1's on a good day.
I concur lol
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 02:49 PM
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Great post and a even better attitude!!! SOME people take themselves toooooo seriously!!!
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 02:52 PM
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Default Re: I Can't Drive: A Historical Account of the Failure That is Me, Part Deux

Originally Posted by Aquafina
Derek,

You suck and should "get out of the Honda game."

Love,

Everyone

<3

Originally Posted by xenocron
Maybe you dont have enough boost creep built into your turbo system?
I should probably tune it to do so.
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 04:15 PM
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10's will come just need to get that foot flat, maybe take some weight out too
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 04:30 PM
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sprung monkey? i think so
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 07:06 PM
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nice job derek, your my hero
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Old Oct 20, 2010 | 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by tegman23
nice job derek, your my hero
No, brahhhh.

You're MY hero.
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