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Old Jul 29, 2010 | 06:51 PM
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so im 17, just got me a 1994 honda prelude. Clean and stock. Sadly i didnt want it becuz it automatic. I realy wanna be about that life and have a beast *** whip. How ever my car gets no where. I dont know if i should even bother trying to hook it up, or bother swapping to 5 speed. Or if i should just get a new car. ......... Oh and i lost to a stock civic automatic as well lol my prelude lacks *****. its h23a and automatic, thats really all i know about it. Not trying to get flamed just looking for some help or motivation.
Old Jul 29, 2010 | 07:08 PM
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my automatic prelude lacks *****.
Thats because its a female. You see, on cars, the transmissions are genitals.
If the car is clean, you can get decent cash for it. Sell it, then go find a male (5 speed) Prelude.
Old Jul 29, 2010 | 07:13 PM
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Old Jul 29, 2010 | 09:59 PM
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Sell the sissy ride and buy a 5spd H22 version. You might look into 5G Ludes.
Old Jul 29, 2010 | 10:05 PM
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**** my life took log enough to get this one imagaine for my 5 speed can a tranny swap even be done?
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 11:36 AM
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Yes, you can do a tranny swap. It costs about as much as you paid for the car. Which is why I said to simply sell it and buy another.
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by 92civlude
Thats because its a female. You see, on cars, the transmissions are genitals.
If the car is clean, you can get decent cash for it. Sell it, then go find a male (5 speed) Prelude.
haha lmao. thats how i see it
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 05:09 PM
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wait but cant i just buy a used tranny ? for like 400bucks
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 08:38 PM
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wait but cant i just buy a used tranny ? for like 400bucks
Yes, transmission, halfshaft, axles, flywheel, clutch, master cylinder, slave cylinder, fluid reservoir, hydraulic line, shifter box, shifter cables, pedal assy, motor mount issues, rewire the reverse and nuetral safety, all the attaching hardware and bolts. And, oh yeah.... ECU. Then you have to install it all.
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 4thGen19
just got me a 1994 honda prelude. Clean and stock. Sadly i didnt want it becuz it automatic.
Then why the hell did you buy it?
Old Jul 30, 2010 | 11:37 PM
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Sell it.
Old Jul 31, 2010 | 08:50 AM
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didnt have much of a choice
Old Jul 31, 2010 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by 4thGen19
didnt have much of a choice
Uh, wrong.

Nobody held a gun to your head and told you to buy it.
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 07:48 AM
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lost to a stock civic auto?

sounds like the car doesnt run right to me. sure its an auto, but it shouldnt get spanked by another auto w/ smaller engine!
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by double b from wv
lost to a stock civic auto?

sounds like the car doesnt run right to me. sure its an auto, but it shouldnt get spanked by another auto w/ smaller engine!
Bro my friends sister has a 1996 coupe all stock automatic we raced like 10 times he kick my *** bad then we swapped cars just to see if it was me not driving right LOL i took my own car in his red civic ............. so yeah thats y im kinda upset about gettting my prelude but w/e
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 09:20 AM
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yeah well does the car seem like it runs right? it just seems wrong. but if its up to par, and it really does suck that bad, trade or sell it.

get a civic! lol
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 10:43 AM
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The funny thing is that you guys were racing autos. Even the thought of doing that. Hahaha and you happen to have a honda prelude. Furthers my arguement that most honda ricers are preludes. I like the boom in younger kids like my age. But they all want to do gay ****. DUDE! GET A BODY KIT< RUST YOUR HOOD< GET REALLY LOW OFFST WHEELS<STRETCHED TIRES<CUT SPRINGS. Then you got a non ricey true prelude. Oh ya make it automatic! lol
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 06:14 PM
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yeah, im ok ill keep my honda all stock just as clean as it is. I mean idk if u read the post. I didnt want automatic so idk why your talking shyt, and if u want i can post a pic of my prelude and u tell me if its riced out cuz mines is most probly fresher then yours. LOL
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 06:32 PM
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sell it........and try again
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by 4thGen19
yeah, im ok ill keep my honda all stock just as clean as it is. I mean idk if u read the post. I didnt want automatic so idk why your talking shyt, and if u want i can post a pic of my prelude and u tell me if its riced out cuz mines is most probly fresher then yours. LOL
lmao he said fresher!
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by 4thGen19
I mean idk if u read the post.
most of these people can't read


Originally Posted by 4thGen19
idk why your talking shyt
That's what this forum is known for, that's why they call it hater-tech. Not many know any tech on here but a select few.
Old Aug 1, 2010 | 08:54 PM
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You *could* make it manual - and while you were at it, you *could* swap in an H22. If you got the full swap, you're already halfway there.

Preludes in junkyards, unlike other Hondas, are usually intact. I found a 4th gen VTEC with the engine still in it in a junkyard in Chicago. If you were to find a manual Prelude, you could bone it's manual bits (the genitals?) and transplant them onto yours.

However, sex-change operations are not to be taken lightly. It'll take time and work. It's up to you (and your effeminate vehicle) to decide if it's worth undertaking. I wish you luck on finding a manual Prelude in the junkyard. If you do, it'll make the seemingly impossible actually quite achievable.

If you aren't comfortable pulling and replacing engines, then just get a new car.
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